Be me

>be me
>be 18
>be lonely as fuck on the weekend
>decide to get a hooker from backpage
>click on link
>see pictures of my mom
>my mom is an "escort" on backpages
What should I do?

Hire her you dumbass.

Only one answer, fuck your mom.

This, post pics or fuck ofg

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srsly. who uses backpage for hookers...

just rent a lambo, go to a highschool party, and you get fresh HS pussy. for the price of about 200 dollars.

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Because HS chicks can't fuck.

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this is truth. fucking some hot high school bitch who has never had to work for anything in her life is basically jacking off using a human body instead of your hand except not as good

Just offer her some money.
She's selling services not love.
As long as your paying for it it's not weird or incest.
She's a hooker and your a client.
If your mum was a hairdresser you'd still let her cut your hair wouldn't you?

Beth
40 Years Old
Las Vegas Nevada
(213) 394-0387

dude, you stick UR dick in her, not the other way around. doesn't matter how they act, u just need them to lay there and make as little noise possible. throw a fucking old-tshirt at them, and say "Clean urself up" and drive them to the corner by their house, and drive away.

>fuck your mother for money
>it's not incest
4chin logic

Yeah, I know. It's not a big secret anymore

some 4channers believe getting dildos shaped like dicks, shoved up their asses, is not "gay" or "homosexual".

tbh, fags will be fags. don't look at it too hard.

am going to Vegas in a week op should I hire her?
>What's her rate/per hour?

He's renting a cock sleeve he's not having a relationship with his mum.

Alright, so I just called my mom, and she asked what was I doing up so late. I asked her if she had anything she might want to tell me. She played it off like I didn't know, then I dropped the bomb on her. She flipped out on me and asked what was I doing on there, and I told her looking for oatmeal recipes. Why the fuck else would I be on there? My mom asked what do I want to keep this from dad.

There are better ones on backpages, trust me. They have two Asians for $120.

Just let that sink in

So get your mom and get 2 chinks on my stay?

Nice dubs

Head, when ever you say

Would smash

>Earn weekly allowance from mother
>Pay mother for sex
>??Profit??

This

>Earn weekly allowance from mother
>Pay mother for sex
>??Profit??
This you got it made.

Money farm

If dubs op does this

How does it feel, being an edgy little faggot?

Roll

Roll so op gets laid.

you have to be black to be this stupid

I give up after this roll

Trips confirm you are a nigger

Ask for family discount

Bruh, thats what i call great value

OP doesnt want us to fuck his mom
wtf? OP

ayyyy

Who is this seaman demon?

Fuck her u have no choic dude face facts your mom's a whore

That's bullshit what kind of guy won't let u fuck there mom

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Blackmail her for money, drugs, whatever. There's a chance she may have a pimp. Most women who try and solo on backpages eventually have muscle show up at their door telling them they need protection. Find out who that is to cover your ass.

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