How do i start a cult Sup Forums?

How do i start a cult Sup Forums?

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kill yourself

Start being more of a faggot

Find a bunch of autistic people and tell them something nice, give them candy, and then give them a lesson on why Satan will save their souls from eternal damnation.

Step 1: Induce psychosis/apophenic thinking
Step 2: Start preaching your delusions to lots of people, promising them a better life
Step 3: Mass suicide

nah not that kind of cult you edgy faggot :)

be extremely charismatic and spew some bullshit

Oh, so basically what Trump is doing.

how can you be more of a faggot when you've already reached maximum faggot

OP here i mean a non religious non suicidal cult more like a following.

Tell people society is all fucked up, and the people with money need to fix it.

Make them drink the koolaid

trumps not starting a cult summerfag.

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1. be a girl
2. have an insta/twitter
3. ???
4. profit

id dont really want to make money off of it.

This cult better be worshipping Harambe

no worshiping at all i want it to be more like a following.

be a youtuber

1. create a small group of followers around your person
2. make them keep dependent on you somehow
3. keep your words vague enough to be interpreted different ways
4. get your followers recruit
5. use absence: the unhappy go to your followers for counseling, the happy get to meet you

enjoy your new cult

Figure out some dumbass beliefs, tell some dumbasses about your retarded bullshit, do dumbass cult stuff in the name of your retarded bullshit, have cunt face outfits.

i guess what im really asking is how do i start a following without anyone knowing exactly who i am
like my name,face,adress etc...

So... you basically want to be Jesus/God

no i just don't want people to know who started the following i kinda just want it to come out of nowhere.

You need a proxy prophet. That does this:

If so, give yourself an user name.
Have set beliefs
Do something that supports these set beliefs
Make the media spread what you did and why you did it
People will rise up and follow these set beliefs under your pseudo name.

yeah but wouldn't the proxy know who i am.

you have to understand why people join cults to begin with:

answer: they are at a low point in their lives and are looking for a need to be met - (i.e. they are lonely, depressed, confused, etc.) and they are looking for someone to bring them out of that state.

Your job, as the cult leader, is to promise them a better life of ______ needs fulfilled.

Sad that your mother died? No need to be, join our cult and you'll have an instant family. Also, if you're good, you'll see your mother again after you die

Feeling lonely? No need, join our cult and we'll take care of you, you might even find the love of your life here

Confused about life in general? If you join our cult, and devote yourself fully to me, the leader, then I'll promise you enlightenment --- after you donate all of your extra income to me.

See how that works? Now go start your own cult! Good luck!

start with a 'real' religion, add some stuff and re interpret some parts to make it sound more appealing to your target cultists.

if you want fat neck beards with robes and knifes, go cuthulu or Satan
dumb fat people with trailer park money you can steal, Jesuse is your man
hippies you can fuck in a big ol orgie, some sorta eastern sudo spiritualism
stale white people that live and work for you you have kids you can 'commune' with, mormons
a bunch of gross mexicans that make little shrines and light candles for you, just make a stigmata and and say mother mary spoke to you.

also having a 'master' you taught you all you know is a good way to give your self a bit of street cred.

or just join one you like and murder coup d'etat the master and takes his seat.

Write Dianetics

Even some people know who banksy is. You can't make it 100% anonymous. Unless you do it online only.

You're right.

Watch the movie V for Vendetta and you should have a good understanding of what to do.

so what your saying is first i would have to be noticed?

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you can't start a cult without people knowing who you are.

cults, by definition, are centered around a strong, charismatic leader.

Of course. I don't want to spoil the masterpiece V for Vendetta, but he does this by blowing up the Parliament Building in London. You can have the same effect with smaller means,such as hacking a YouTube channel with a big following and posting a propaganda video.

What about anonymous? They seem to be a homoligation of random users not ruled under a single leader.

just go to /x/
ez as 123 after that

No directives and worship of the same thing.

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The cult of personn-all-ityyy

I'm looking for someone to lead ours. Go to 10sineoutreach dot org and decided if you would like to lead us

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Be very charismatic and a good public speaker. Basically the opposite of everyone on Sup Forums.

1.tell people about some made up bs you lrean from asia
2.tell them made up way to make thier life better
3.???
4.profit

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well, now i'm going to be up all night.

by making a thread about it.

upvote :D :D :D

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kek

I would join a Harambe cult, but how many bananas would we need to fund it?

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