/brit/

it's time, lads edition

*looks at the sundial*
*nods approvingly like pic related*

It's time lads

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/live-nigel-farage-show-debuts-lbc-radio/
youtube.com/watch?v=EHYEo7YHQ1E
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_early_Islamic_heritage_sites_in_Saudi_Arabia
thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/tube-strike-backfires-as-commuters-steal-train-keys-and-drive-themselves-201011303299
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

kay-on

Fucking pleb. I would kill myself if I had such a slow internet.
25MB/s master race reporting in (not Mb)

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/live-nigel-farage-show-debuts-lbc-radio/
Give Nige a ring lads

Good post

find her very attractive
youtube.com/watch?v=EHYEo7YHQ1E

Who do we want in the draw then?

This picture of a fence looks like a picture of a lake

How come Forest Nymph now has a big scar on her belly?

Is there anything comfier than watching telly in bed

ah yes the holy city of mecca

Watching telly in bed with a cute GF

*makes a joke about trump*

can't believe they are literally tearing down historical sites for hotels

Saudi Arabia needs a regime change

>been feeling great past 4-5 days
>can't stop smiling
>feel normal for once
>enjoying life
>wondering when its going to end

plymouth

mam and dad are arguing very loudly again

looks like london in the future lmao

*heems you*
heh, nothing personal

think you're 'polar lad

your down days are about to be fucking hell

Took a look at some census data for London. Data is almost 6 years old remember. DC2101EW - Ethnic group by sex by age.

Something to bear in mind regarding our London posters:
18-24 age group : 40.6% white british, 22.6% asian, 13.6% black

Some harbingers of the future

0-10 age group
35% white british
10.5% white irish/gypo/other white
19.8% asian
18.6% black
11.6% mixed

65 and over group
66.6% white british
11.3% asian
7.7% black

Looks like London right now

Balls deep in your mum's homely minge.

>muslims
>historical sites

Give me something to look forward to lads

your 18th birthday

RIP AND TEAR

>Took a look at some census data for London. Data is almost 6 years old remember. DC2101EW - Ethnic group by sex by age.
>Something to bear in mind regarding our London posters:
>18-24 age group : 40.6% white british, 22.6% asian, 13.6% black
>Some harbingers of the future
>0-10 age group
>35% white british
>10.5% white irish/gypo/other white
>19.8% asian
>18.6% black
>11.6% mixed
>65 and over group
>66.6% white british
>11.3% asian
>7.7% black

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_early_Islamic_heritage_sites_in_Saudi_Arabia

brexit induced economic collapse

the inevitable heat death of the universe

>35% white british

I hear it's gonna snow next week

I'm 19 sweetie xox

the heat death of the universe

>islamic heritage sites
So previous bombing areas?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_early_Islamic_heritage_sites_in_Saudi_Arabia

Watching a high castle with a man inside, what should I expect?

still plenty of potential good years left then lad

most """"""""Muslim heritage sites""""""""""" are Pagan sites that were captured by the muds

Belfast here.
Do I post here or in /eire/?

Well, then...

I find it hard to believe this data

I know, but it feels like it won't get any better

heat death of the universe i reckon

a man inside

do you have a "type"?

...

I'm not an expert, but I majored in Classics in college and that includes (obviously) a lot of Roman history.

Roman generals of the late Republic tended to hold great personal influence over their men because they operated for years at a time far from the city of Rome. Because they were so far removed from the ordinary operation of society, the soldiers had no other authority to look up to other than the patrician who had been invested with command of their legion(s). The general was the source of all discipline and all reward, both the punisher of crimes and the dispenser of plunder and wages.

The veterans would become fanatically loyal to their commander, and the new recruits would quickly pick up on the cult of personality.

actually livid about today's exam paper lads

how is it acceptable for 20/60 marks to be on something he only mentioned tangentially , literally 1 slide in the notes and not in the recommended textbook

Such philistines, say what you will about Islam but it has history

How does it make you feel to know that immigrants like me are shitposting here together with you without you ever realising it?

blondes desu

but not the orange, bleached hair, too much make up actual fucking idiot blondes, just natty ones.


Not that I go out of my way to find them mind you but its the most common grouping in my sexual history by some margin

>yesterday
>really in need of a haircut
>usual place I go isn't open Sundays
>drive around trying to find one
>find a shitty, rundown paki barber
>cheap but not expecting them to be very good
>figure how bad can they fuck up a trim
>needed doing as I was back at work today
>he's cutting it
>everything looks fine
>shearing the back to finish off
>SUDDENLY HE SCREAMS ''AH FUCK''
>hear loud BZZZT
>*paki voice*
>omg I'm so sorry
>I thought something was crawling up my leg
>shows me the back of my head in the mirror
>he has cut a massive chunk out of it when he jumped
>tells me he can fix it
>its cut right to the bone
>tell him he can't and to just shave it all off
>never had my head shaven
>have had to listen to a million people today going on about my hair, or lack of
>gonna take months to grow back

VERY GOOD.

Got to admit though, it did feel good to just wake up and not have to worry about washing and styling my hair. It also feels nice and girls seems to like touching it.

>Such philistines, say what you will about Islam but it has history

i work at the food standards agency

i know everything

Is that a penis?

polish scum lad?

nobody cares

Think I like brunettes more

But some women look far better as blondes

I'm jewish. Although I don't think anyone actually really hates the jews here like they say, and its more of a meme

>Such philistines, say what you will about Islam but it has history

perfectly normal mate, literally dont worry. life throws random shit at us all, constantly. If the shit is good, enjoy it. If the shit is bad, bear it cos shit will get good again. happiness is subjective to you and the moment, if you find yourself in it then stretch that fucker out as long as you can.

I smell sex and candy

reporting in to take your paki's jobs.

I failed an exam last week
bad feel

mostly stolen history

bullies not welcome

didnt happen

Why the fuck do so many girls have "daddykinks"?

Ashamed of myself lads

no way! omg

This.

Fuck off exam wanker

good morning

>STEALING my post

did you revise?

bad bitches are the only thing that i like

Fell over the seats at the football this weekend and tore my trousers lads.

My favourite pair too.

>Mentally disabled man stabbed and tortured
kek
>Mentally disabled man mocked
I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD

autism beign this good at it desu

who the hell gets africa that correct

think again, kike

I'll try.

I was sitting there just thinking about random african nations and they just came to me

>that time of the night where the hitler rorke and his irish mate ruin the thread

>brainlets
Completed it 5 times mate

quite literally all me

gonna order a pizza
any good recommends?

fuck off with your hentai manga sweet and sour chicken shite you weird cunt

kind of
She told us to study our assignments because thats what the exam would be based around but I did shit in one of mine and she never gave a solution so I couldn't study it
a lot of us did shit

'sheed

how come all russian men are named ivan and all russian women are named svetlana?

>when someone makes a /london/ brit and everyone banters them for being pakis

...

got cut up today by a BMW and then when i honked he brake checked me

i went to speed up and overtake but my car wasn't quick enough and he just sped off

Wonder what that website leads to. Seen it everywhere in my area, but the poster is about grooming gangs.

bit shit
did you do the past papers and that? and what was the exam?
usually just doing the assignments again isn't enough iah

...

might venture into /soc/ to see what kind of vermin dwell there
wish me luck

thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/tube-strike-backfires-as-commuters-steal-train-keys-and-drive-themselves-201011303299

>tfw it was me

Love my beemz

good evening
whats good

>Didn't hit him when he brake-checked you
You missed out on several grand right there lad.