I have a problem. I write stories about my best friend having sex with girls I like...

I have a problem. I write stories about my best friend having sex with girls I like. In them he has a gigantic cock and ejaculates insane amounts of cum. It gets me off so good, but I hate it. Anyone have any advice?

Yeah, you do have a problem

Any advice?

Man up and ask your friend out

Sounds like bullshit to me

just like dont

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He's married with a kid now. I think it's too late. Should I just force myself to masturbate to vanilla porn?

It's not. I open up word almost every day and just starting writing a story out. I don't save them because after I get off I'm ashamed of them.

I can write a quick story if you guys don't believe me.

stop it

Just suck his cock and accept your faggotry.

no thats the opposite of what you want stop it

I've tried. I can usually last like a week at most before I just find myself thinking up scenarios.

It doesn't help that I know he is actually well hung and has a pornstar like load. I live with him for almost ten years. You learn a lot about a person.

I would say trying writing less and less extreme stories to the point that they become normal and boring. It's the extreme novelty that excites you. Other than that maybe suicide.

you really shouldn't deny your feeling tho, as long as you're not sharing, just accept it, it'll make you feel better in the end i promise

Thanks. I know I shouldn't feel bad about it but he's a really good friend and I would hate for it to mess up our friendship.

I might try the less extreme stories thing. Try to ease myself off it.

post pic of self and Sup Forums will judge next course of action

I love the unspoken implication that you have seen your best friend erect and shooting a load, and that you saw the size of the load and took note.

I actually never have. His wife however has loose lips when she is drunk.

We also lived together in an old house where I overheard them fucking more than once. I was lonely and started to jack off to the sounds. That's where it all started.

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Fuck, I didn't even notice. Now I feel like I have to.

sell it on amazon
it is called erotic fiction

never give for free what someone is willing to pay for. my bro makes a shit ton of cash every month and all he does is travel around and write erotic fiction and sells it on amazon

My writing is shit. I don't think anyone else would find it appealing at all.

Suck off your boy. Suicide pact. Good luck and Take care.