THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
DON'T DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE!
japans sendin playstations
My favorite scene from Captain America Civil War
Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, is you cookin?
an underrated classic is the skit where his kid loves nick cannon
WHACK ARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
HERRO RARA
You gon' go tell your mother? Tell your mother IM CUSSIN IN THE HOUSE
BELARAUUUUUSSS
40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL OUT
THE MUTHA FUCKIN CRADLE OF CIVILISATION
Dave Chappelle is doing 2 surprise shows in madison, wi this friday
is it worth the 60 dollar tickets?>
>CIVILISATION
hahaha nigga can't spell
Use that money to buy a wrap it up box
the nigga tried to kill my father
nigga, you smell like french fries
THE MEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD, CAN BE THE MEEEEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD, IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAAAY.
Ladyship Black Mombazo and the whole African Zulu Nation is coming
Ew nigga you smell like french fries
Stankonia's droppin some bombs
Like who?
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken
who the fuck said that?
bitch who said that
The diatribe he goes off on as p. diddy in the dylan sketch where he says he wants to climb the mountains and sing the songs he loves to sing and dress up as a clown and surprise kids
M-A-R-S. Mars bitches!
RED ROCKS
>yfw the asians take the wu-tang clan
i only drink the finest of breast milks
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Still my favorite moment
Id do what I wanna do...like eat a turkey sandwich...masturbate...and watch Scarface 50 times
konnichiwa bitches
you need to diversify your bonds my nigga
oh oh sara just gonna use up all your anytime minutes...is this anytime!?!
You jus' gonna do your taxes, playboy? is that what's hot on the streets right now, doin' your taxes?
war's coming, invest in some nuclear bombs
>Why do black people love menthols?
>>...uhh...I don't know
>THAT IS CORRECT! Nobody knows...
BREAST MILK
YOU MAKE MY DAY
Mandela knows what's popping on the streeeeeets
Is Pimping easy?
lmao
Hell yeah.
somehow...that is correct
these ARE the most disputed of all of the Good Times lyrics
yall nigas kneed to kook up kokane wif bKing soda and sell it.
all da best
Corn Rolla
P.S.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
But these were not just ordinary shoes...these...WERE NIKES
i bought this baby straight cash...look how Tron is livin'...in the ci-tay
And that bet not be the money outta my GOT-DAMN PURSE
LOL!!!!! i lost solely on the fact you spelled it bKING soda just like he did in the letter
oh man i wish i could find that. the birdman call is awesome
my name...is leonard washington. where am i from? a little place called none of yo goddang business
I cheated and watched this video as I typed it out
is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you but I hate your guts. I hope all of the bad things in life happen to you and only you
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA GIRL LET ME HOLLA ATCHYA IMMA HOLLA ATCHYA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA IMMA HOLLA GIRL GIRL LET ME HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
NIGGA, I KNOW GUCCI WHEN I SEE IT, I'M RICH.
Underrated post
the bitch had one big titty and one small titty, so we called da bitch Biggie Smalls
i gotta get home and put some more water in Buck Nasty momma's bowl
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Two men. Barbeque. Nigga i like you. I like you too, dawg. Let's get married.
THAT SHIT IS GROSS
Bid daddy Kane would argue, it ain't easy
mars. and no gays settlin down
>the battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert
>which took place at a Kool Moe Dee concert
I'm talkin bout George W Smith
from city council
he ran in 93 out in Oakland
you prolly didn't hear about him
I WANNA PISS ON YOU
someone link this sketch if yo can find it
dripdripdrip
BLACK GALLAGHER!!!
I GOT WARRANTS!!!
Sadly I think that's one of the sketches of his they don't have up on YT because they have the Black Bush and the 2Pac Is Still Alive ones up in entirety
I can only find a shitty version of it on ebaums. Might see if I can rip the DVD and make webms from it
In terms of pure explosive laughter, this is the funniest show ever. Can't think of anything that comes close.
IT MIGHT BE DOO DOO
HOT HAND IN A DICE GAME BABYGIRL
Leave me and my new daddy alone
DAD, NICK CANNON IS HILARIOUS
IF THAT NIGGAS SO HILARIOUS WHY DONT YOU GO LIVE WITH HIM CUZ HE JUS TOOK THE MONEY FO YOUR NEW SCHOOL CLOTHES
The behind-the-scenes of that makes it all the more hilarious cos Wayne really didn't want to say it, but when he does he totally sells it
How come there has never been a skit so as funny before or since?
what happened to all of the chappelle show clips on comedy central uk's youtube channel?
OH *coughs profusely*
OIL
FUCK YOU SON
IM BROKE NIGGA IM BROKE
GO HOME BABY
G G G G G-UNIT
G G G G GET YO ASS IN THIS CAR
Best sketch coming thru, nerds
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>I wanna thank y'all for this balla-ass spread of assorted cheeses
HOWS IT TASTE MUTHAFUKA?!?
When keepin it real goes wrong
my apologies for being late
I got caught up in some PUNANI
Mm mm, tiddy residue
I can smell your lightsaber
And his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.
Hello and good evening everyone, I'm Chuck Taylor
If you need money, sell rocks. I heard that's what they do around here
why is this allowed?
I WROTE THIS SONG IN '92
Movie?
I think about this sketch every time I want to yell at someone at work.
>Chuck Taylor
fucking kek I just realized that's the name of that brand of shoe