She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

First

rail that ass ._.

Slap some soy sauce on my cock and yell "YU SUK WANG NAO!"

Throw a slice of pizza and run the opposite direction.

Slamm Ass!

Swoop her up into my rape dungeon

Belly-sex.

Anal destruction

Keep giving her graceful exit paths and try to mention my boyfriend.

smother myself with her giant titties

...

>fat boy
>on a diet
>gonna duck that ass
>liek a looter inna riot
id prolly ask her if i could fuck her brother

Oink & laugh

Flirt back, make her drunk, take her home.

Then lock her up for a month or two with only water and vitamin pills and once she's thin I would release her.

You could give here unlimited portions of whole plant foods and she'd slim down. Obesity only happens by accident when fat and sugar isolates are available.

invite her for dinner, be all nice and gentleman like, fancy restaurant, then drive her home
on the drive home, i drug her ass out
then she will wake up all stripped naked, all body and head hair shaven off, welded-shut steel cuffs on wrists and ankles and a collar, and find herself in a cage in a sound proofed basement.
let the fun begin

kill myself

Seduce her into becoming my "fat pig" submissive, clad in tight form-fitting rubber to emphasize her body.

Yeah, but I would want it as some kind of traumatic experience too.

When she would leave I would whisper in her ear:"If your BMI goes over 25 I will be back and get you"

I do admit she'd look extremely hot with her head shaved bald.

I dunno. Flirt back?

MAN THE HARPOON!