I'm on a diet but I'm hungry, should I eat this cookie?
I'm on a diet but I'm hungry, should I eat this cookie?
Go for it
Kill yourself
you should kill yourself
dont becky
Fuck yes, but let me cum on it first.
Kill Yourself.
kill yourself
Go on facebook stupid whore.
>be me
>doctor
>6th century or some shit
>at my doctor stand counting leeches
>former lover approaches
>left me for the farmers boy
>feels bad.parchment
>I'm wearing Creepy Doctor mask
>she has no idea it's me
>lol.oiloncanvas
> put on deep doctor voice
>"COME CHILD. WHAT ILNESS IS UPON YE ?"
> "I believe I have contracted disease of the cunt from the farmers boy" she says
>ye, right
>more like the whole jousting team
>Goatish wench.painting
>take a look at her cunt region
> pretend to know which hole the cunt is
>they don't teach you this stuff at doctor school
>"ah, I see what the problem is"
>still no idea why there are two cunt holes
>give her leeches and send her home
>leeches solve everything
>after she leaves go tell Baron about evil witch with two cunt holes
>she's burnt at stake
>so is farmers boy
>teach them for breaking this doctors heart
>mfw,
Timestamp please
You're a rock star.
Wash it down with this
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>doesn't follow the fucking rules
>fuck you
>timestamp
>8/88 b8
didn't know OP was taylor swift
also
pic with middle finger in nose is as good as a timestamp
sure bbut you should also eat dick?
yes and then please go to the bathroom in my mouth
yes but first grab a tall glass and fill it with milk, then break the cookie apart inside the glass with milk and drink it whole.
post pic
Based as fuck
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a very quick reverse image search proved this to be bait. get glenned fagget
dude you need friends
tits or gtfo
inb4 I am feeding a troll
1 off
...
> without make-up
EAT BREAD?!
SIR?CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME BREAD?!
No
I thought it was a miss alice screencap.
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