You woke up to this, and your first words are

You woke up to this, and your first words are ...

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zozzle

Ayy lmao

fuck off space niggers

Down in 2

You better not have already probed me. I wanna be conscious during so I can cum

Probe harder daddy

I can only fit you 3, not you.

am I about to be gang raped by the ethiopian track team?

"fuck off you anemic space niggers"

i h8 aliens but watch dis youtube.com/watch?v=SUA7fFxsswQ

5 more minutes

Hiveminds

Space drugs nao

...

>this

Don't probe my mind it is not representative of my specie

AM I BEING DETAINED?

g-g-g-gay niggers... f-from outer sp-space? :O

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale

Black lives dont matter

TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE

Das war mit den Flüchtlingen oder?

Fuck off space niggers we're full
You can crash on the moon if you want

AYYYYY LAMAO

When do I receive the anal probe?

Obama?

I hope you're going to probe me

fuck off back to Africa skinny niggers

Alright which one of you bald, ugly looking motherfuckers is going to get fucked first?

HUUAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Fuck off, space niggers
we're full

Soccmel ragaz xa'vud da me? Vut na cicles? Gnanc la lira?

...

I want my tendies

where's the space pussy?

sand niggers
mountaine niggers
olive niggers
space niggers
white niggers
cum niggers
yellow niggers
fuck!

SPACE NIGGERS
RACE WAR NOW

>p-please notice me, alien senpai

Damn, you're ugly.

>thank you for getting me off that rock

>so um... how much for... you know... finish me off?

"not again..."

Itty bitty titty

You got the wrong fucking species! I'm one of you!

>i thought this was a chinesse massage parlour?

Take me to your breeder

Suhh dude

DIE XENO SCUM!

...

Is this a rub and tug with a happy ending or just a regular massage?

Depends. If it were right now, I'd have to ask one to take a seed sample.

...

/thread

gay niggers from outerspace?

so that's why they always have those huge black eyes

underrated post

yo bro thanks for getting me out of earth

Delete my browser history

kek

AFFIX BAYONETS

Yo I need to take a shit