I found this in my stepmom drawer do you guys think she is horny slut?

I found this in my stepmom drawer do you guys think she is horny slut?

>stepmom is hornyslut
>stepmom cant cum because she's a depressed bitch
>stepmom isnt able to make daddy hard again
>daddy cheats on stepmom, stepmom is sad and dildoes herself
>stepmom is a camwhore

pick one

show it to her and tell her you want to fuck her

actually dad got his dick shot off in desert storm and this is how they keep their relationship together.

no, because its not a black dildo

Oh yeah, OP. Totally a slut because if Guys masterbate it's cool but if women do it, they're whores.

fuck you roastie

get some help

pics or this didn't happen

I'm just sayin'

Summertime is a wonderful time

We all know it's yours

If your rooting thru her drawers post some panty pics

Cum on the tip and place back in holder. Post results..
Plz user

OP here...okay wait a minutes

Dubs requested

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not a surprise at all. many women own sex toys. especially divorced women and stepmoms. although take notice about the details. she chose a decent sized dildo. not just any dildo, a vibrating one. it also has extreme veins.

>take out of package
>put in your ass
>fuck your ass with the dildo until you have 10/10 orgasm
>put back in without washing
>wait until your dad makes you mad about something
>start making subtle moves on your stepmom that will make her horny (hand on thigh for a second, tell her she looks good today with eye contact, etc)
>your stepmom will fuck herself with shit dildo
>ask dad for money to go to a movie
>he'll give it to you
>you're still mad at him so as you leave tell him to eat shit
>you're gone and stepmom is still horny and your dad will eat your shit out of your stepmoms pussy
>you win

Ermm... why the &$!# would you take a freaking d*ldo outta your stepmoms drawer O_O

show us some pics of her panties

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My wife likes vibration more than any other factor. I bought her an 8" long with 6" girth vibrator and thought I cucked myself.

If I put it in her she only wants it ~3 inches inside before she pulls it out and puts in on her clit and says "I want your cock in me NOW".

>mfw my wife likes my cock more than a 8.25"x6"
>mfw I could have easily cucked myself
>mfw she passed the test I wasn't even trying to give her
>mfw I have no face

buy another dildo and throw it on her bed. leave and don't come home until everyone is asleep. see how she reacts the next morning.

Fucking brilliant kek

nice. but it's still a toy for her, she may use it one day and become more comfortable using it while you are away. maybe years along the way, who knows.

Actually I read them all as 1 option in chronological order. It makes sense.

Nice OP!

show us her panty drawer

See above dude

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A slut is when a woman goes an bangs every dude she sees.

Your mother have normal human needs like every one of you.

Be proud she bought a dildo and not fucking blacks.

Fucking underage summerfag, grow the fuck up.

show us the whole fucking panty drawer

looks like she dresses pretty comfy most of the time. age?

43

>cum on it
>rub your cum into it thoroughly
>Next time your stepmom uses it, she'll have your cum inside her

put on a pair of her panties and stick the vibrator in your ass. post pics, please.

does she wear pantyhose? let's see some of those

That's a well ordered pantie-drawer. Almost military in its efficiency.

Your step-mom has her shit together, she's going to notice that her dildo's been inspected.

When I was a teen I found my mom's dildos. Fucked my ass with them in the shower while she was at work. Went on for months. Eventually bought my own.

dont think so

this, op.

czeched

would you guys fuck her?

THIS

Sup Forums. We're now liberals!

Quads appear to indicate you might get away with it this time, you pesky kid.
Checked

slovakian? where she from?

yes. yes i would.

nah, germany

Ausgezeichnet...

Probably wouldn't appeal stone cold sober but after a few beers, would smash.

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