Ask a professional shitposter anything
Ask a professional shitposter anything
ask me anything, niggers, no cigarettes I promise
would you rather be a middle class men living in moderate wealth, or a piece of stone in a national park in dakota, where sometimes bears can be seen too?
I have a feeling this is a trick question, but I'd rather be the middle class guy with moderate wealth.
When was the last time you used an umbrella?
Are you a shitposter
Personally, never.
No I am a professional shitposter.
What is your favorite meme?
You have never used an umbrella?
How is that possible?
My favourite* meme would be harambe, at this current time.
No I have never used one. But I have held one, obviously.
What did you eat for breakfast?
I only just woke up an hour ago, it's 1:31pm on a Saturday and I haven't eaten anything yet.
Why would it be obvious?
Why even have one if it will not be used?
People who live in Oregon
I believe you're in agreeance that it would be obvious considering you also asked how it's possible that I never used one.
I don't own or use any umbrellas.
How do you not get wet if it's raining when you go to purchase ciggie's?
Sorry I cannot answer that question, I promised you guys no cigarettes.
How do you not get wet if it's raining when you go to purchase fags?
I don't purchase homosexuals.
How many dicks have you sucked?
None.
Don't lie op
So you just slut out with them and no money changes hands?
Why would I lie? I have never sucked dick in my life, and I don't ever plan on doing it. However, I would suck dick for $1,000,000
No I am heterosexual.
I wonder if you are one of heterosexuals who roots men but still denys being gay
I don't believe that was a question.
>Are you are one of those heterosexuals who roots men but still denys being gay
I still don't believe that was a question because there is no punctuation indicating so.
Are you one of those heterosexuals who roots men but denys being gay?
No.
Well thanks for clearing that up.
Cheers!
I don't think that was a question.
Which cigarettes do you smoke, or used to smoke?
I promised not to mention cigarettes.
Aight I respect that, but I would like to ask, how did you stop yourself from smoking?
Why don't you mention cigarettes?
why?
Do you have a cat?