Ask a professional shitposter anything

Ask a professional shitposter anything

ask me anything, niggers, no cigarettes I promise

would you rather be a middle class men living in moderate wealth, or a piece of stone in a national park in dakota, where sometimes bears can be seen too?

I have a feeling this is a trick question, but I'd rather be the middle class guy with moderate wealth.

When was the last time you used an umbrella?

Are you a shitposter

Personally, never.

No I am a professional shitposter.

What is your favorite meme?

You have never used an umbrella?
How is that possible?

My favourite* meme would be harambe, at this current time.

No I have never used one. But I have held one, obviously.

What did you eat for breakfast?

I only just woke up an hour ago, it's 1:31pm on a Saturday and I haven't eaten anything yet.

Why would it be obvious?
Why even have one if it will not be used?

People who live in Oregon

I believe you're in agreeance that it would be obvious considering you also asked how it's possible that I never used one.

I don't own or use any umbrellas.

How do you not get wet if it's raining when you go to purchase ciggie's?

Sorry I cannot answer that question, I promised you guys no cigarettes.

How do you not get wet if it's raining when you go to purchase fags?

I don't purchase homosexuals.

How many dicks have you sucked?

None.

Don't lie op

So you just slut out with them and no money changes hands?

Why would I lie? I have never sucked dick in my life, and I don't ever plan on doing it. However, I would suck dick for $1,000,000

No I am heterosexual.

I wonder if you are one of heterosexuals who roots men but still denys being gay

I don't believe that was a question.

>Are you are one of those heterosexuals who roots men but still denys being gay

I still don't believe that was a question because there is no punctuation indicating so.

Are you one of those heterosexuals who roots men but denys being gay?

No.

Well thanks for clearing that up.
Cheers!

I don't think that was a question.

Which cigarettes do you smoke, or used to smoke?

I promised not to mention cigarettes.

Aight I respect that, but I would like to ask, how did you stop yourself from smoking?

Why don't you mention cigarettes?

why?

Do you have a cat?