What's the recipe for a homemade artificial vagina Sup Forums and does it actually work?

What's the recipe for a homemade artificial vagina Sup Forums and does it actually work?

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Its just cornstarch and water, and it makes a fucking mess and doesn't last all of 2 minutes


>Vinyl glove
>lube
>mess free fapping, catches your nut for you

sockful of chopped liver
yes it works

actually tried this the other day with some pricey name brand personal lube too. didn't feel as good as the bare hand. and the bare hand is like the bare minimum for pleasure. just buy a sex toy or find a female.

>Vinyl gloves
>lube
>duct tape
>chloroform

Look up fifi moron

identify female pls

Who the fuck is Fifi Moron? The OP chick?

Stefania Ferrario

Mines a hole cut in foam put in a pringles container. With a lubed up xl latex glove.

huh, dying your pubes is actually pretty hot

A section of bicycle inner tube duct taped to a length of PVC pipe

Pint glass stuffed with raw cow-liver.

Feels identical to the real thing according to those of us who've tried both.

ask Sup Forums and you're likely to get ur dick melted off

Nice try. Doing that will produce mustard gas.

coat your hand in lube and wrap it around your dick

two large sponges a vinyl glove and some hair or rubber bands to hold the sponges together

moar

your sister's hand

The best one is (with no special tools) a inside a folded towel.

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This actually does its job pretty well - feels almost too good.

The other good one is to wrap your dick in chicken breast and just fuck that.

>The best one is (with no special tools) a inside a folded towel.

Needs more raw liver

kek for dick masterson

I admit I tried the towel one myself and it was complete bullshit/failure. My hand does the job 100 times better. It's also a complete mess as you have to lupe everything.


But I am still thinking about buying a real Fleshlight.

Get a fat long cucumber
Carefully hollow it out and put a little hole through at the bottom
Fucking away and for some suckin action hold your finger over the air hole and pull

Latex glove and wrap a hand towel around it. Stick it in a sock so it doesnt fall apart and lube up. Workd great

>rubber glove
>two small sponges
>a towel
>a rubber band
>lube

put the glove between the sponges, roll the thing in the towel and wrap the towel with the rubber band. add lube and cock

Decent Zarya cosplay. 8/10

>cut both ends off of grapefruit
>fuck it
>for the love of god put a towel under yourself or do it in the shower/over the toilet

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Here's a how to guide to make an artificial pussy

This is what I do.

1) Pick a brain out of your brain bathtub

2) Stick your dick in it.

nigger you won the internet, now go circumcise your butthole!

I wonder what the surgeon thinks after doing some of these surgeries?

That is useful information

Wow, the surgeons actually did a decent job, looks passable from a distance, or if you're drunk lmao.

Probably something along the lines of "why the fuck would he want me to do that...", well, I know they don't do operations like that in the USA or Europe, probably a 2nd world asian country, so idek what they'd be thinking.

Moar moar moar

Stefania Ferrario

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