Just killed this spider

Just killed this spider.
Anyone know what kind it is?

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Not a spider newb

Gigamorphis tricifolus

Daddy long legs. The most harmless little bro in the world. Only kills the bugs in your house...murderer

its the long-legged piece of shit

A dead one.... now eat it op! You may turn into Spider-Man.

Common cellar spider

How could you do such a thing to a poor, harmless spider op?

that's a black widow. be really fucking careful disposing of it. its fangs are like a bee's stinger. they'll still inject venom even after they're dead.

Opps, sorry. I don't know my bugs so i killed it out of fear.

Cuz it's a fucking spider you dipshit. If I see one I kill it. I kill spiders for fun if you don't like it suck a spider cock

I didn't know. Im sorry.

Thats not a daddy long dick. That's a cellar spider, and they do bite and leave big red sores

It's fine, please kill them. They're a fucking annoyance. I hope they go extinct because they're useless and also a problem for me every year

Rest in peace spiderbro

I don't take chances with any bug or any pest ever.
If it moves and it looks dangourdangerous, ima step on it.

Are you moist? Your wet pussy is confusing your small mind. That's a daddy long scrote. They eat the bugs in your asshole for free m8

It's what are commonly known as a daddy long legs.

Their bite is less bad than most though, not sure how you're complaining about it.

I try to avoid spiders since I'm too terrified to get near enough to kill them. I have no choice, my body owns my brain in these instances.

Ok Cr1TiKal lol

But for real thank for the education, I wasn't aware of the daddy long scrote before now. I will go on and vaginate to other what I have learned

There's a difference between a daddy long leg and a cellar spider...

jesus god , a roastbeef zombie

daddy long legs fangs can't break human skin

you could be covered in them and never get bitten

many people can have allergic reactions to any spider on their skin thou

Which is what exactly?

A cellar spider and a daddy long legs are the same type of spider. For the most part their harmless. I used to capture them as a child and feed them flies and cockroaches and free them after I watched them eat

>alergic to any spider on their skin
You can't be that stupid. That's like being alergic to all mammals or all plants, it's not a thing.

Terrified of a spider bro. You guys are fucking pussies

This is a daddy long legs

Nice b8. That's clearly not a spider

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scytodes_globula

how would being allergic to one thing be like being allergic to everything?
are you that stupid?

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Not everywhere uses the same retarded terms as your shit tier country.
There are actually three types of animals that are called daddy longlegs
the gay ass spiders that ameritards call daddy long legs
Crane flies
and harvestmen

Harvestmen (Daddy Long Legs) or Opiliones arent vemonous, harmless, and aren't even spiders.

Pholcidae (Cellar Spiders) are venomous spiders that love cold wet basements

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also, crucify it

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>Duke's dear Freja

Please tell me that's not real
I fucking hate bugs/insects

>animals

Spiders are neither bugs nor insects faggot

kek
well memed, sun/b/ro

Lucky you killed it in that form
Those grow into these fuckers, very very deadly, although they have been known to lay eggs before the come out in the open to off themselves.
Be careful OP

Meant to type spider(arachnids)/ insects

dubs say put it in your mouth and chew it

yeah dipshit, animals

three kingdoms: animals, plants and mushrooms


you fucking idiot

Yeah retard, spiders and harvestmen (arachnida) and insects (hexapoda) are both part of the phylum athropoda in the kingdom animalia.
ie animals you colossal nigger

Well you didn't. So I hope you feel bad. Really really bad.

I do

How can I make it up to you??????

>Three kingdoms
KYS

plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, eubacteria

Dont you mean animal vegetable mineral?

On your knees, son.

Holy shit, fuck that thing. If I saw that in my home I'd nope the fuck out of there. I'm not too afraid of spiders, but again, fuck that shit.

and chromista

Somebody hasn't a clue what they're talking about...

I love how this turns into an insult thread..

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depends. i've seen it lumped in with protista and i've seen it as a separate group. sort of the nature of taxonomy. always changing.

Care to expand?

Then what

Glad you listen to every wives tale you hear. Daddy Long Legs' fangs can break human skin, they just don't have any affect apary from redness and itchiness.

>affect

It's a Jew spider, duh. It's already trying to steal your pennies.

That was Greg. You killed Greg. Thanks for that, jerkoff.

Idk why you're surprised...this is Sup Forums

their venom is more powerful than a black widow, if their fangs could break the skin they would be the most dangerous spiders you could encounter

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Truth
myth

cause and affect...kek

affect is a verb you mongoloid

Daddy Long Legs, not even a real spider and are real bros to have around. I hope you burn in hell you piece of fucking shit

It's a daddy long legs. They can't even bite yu. You just made a dire mistake, op.

There's more retard. Its Animals, plants, fungus, protests, archaebacteria, and bacteria.

>OP kills daddy long legs
OP a monster

Okay most people including myself (incorrectly) refer to Harvestmen or Crane flies as Daddy Long Legs, there is also a Daddy long legs spider that has hardcore venom but cannot bite humans

OP's spider is indeed a Cellar Spider who is actually pretty hard when it comes to killing bugs and other spiders but completely harmless to humans (it can still bite you but you wouldn't give a shit)
I think the confusion comes from cave spiders like the Violin Spider which is deadly and looks similar

This is a Violin Spider or Brown Recluse - you wouldn't want these in your house

Their be on is harmless and can bite humans just fine you fucking retard

Venom*

I think you'll find that's exactly what I said
retard