Tom Hanks the silly bastard, he's only gone and got himself stuck on another island

Tom Hanks the silly bastard, he's only gone and got himself stuck on another island.
Dubs decides what happens.
Any pics posted ending with 0 have the potential to get washed up on the shore for Tom to use.
Trips causes freak storms and fucks shit up.
How's he gonna get off this one?
Knowing you faggots he probably won't even survive the 1st night.

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Cuts off his arm so he can eat it.

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>Castaway-stuck on an island

>Captain Phillips-attacked by pirates

>Forest Gump-gets caught in a hurricane

>Saving Private Ryan-lands on Omaha beach and dies next to a river

Dude needs to stay the fuck away from water

kek
When will he learn?

an Indian shows up to teach him the ways of surviving on very little, and shitting in unusual places

youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

he contemplates the tragedies of average life

youtube.com/watch?v=zbG0k3RyVr0

he gives birth to his waifu

this is the start of the the hanks kingdom

He goes on Sup Forums and rolls for dubs. Get

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he finds a barrel and uses it to walk on the bottom of the ocean, the barrel works like a portable air pocket

this and he walks to a shipwreck like pick related with a guy inside

here Tom, here

finds tree with nice hole and starts fucking it

he finds a nice set of dubs which help him continue his island adventure

Shall I just make it posts ending in 3, 6 and 9 or some shit?

Finds a water source, ez

Infact it's 5!
I'll do dubs and 5.

Ooga booga

How about he finds a brand new knife

I want him to have this, rolling

stretches his dick out over the course of several months till he is able to fit it in his own asshole. Luckily his asshole also has a vagina inside of it, causing him to become preggers. He has 12 babies and ties them together forming a raft which he uses to sail to safety.

He's going to need a way to purify water

Tom sees what looks like a monkey skull in the water.

He's going to need fire, here's 50 Bic lighters

Forgot pic

he decides to eat himself for food but soon enough hes chewing his own teeth and become a black hole

Now let's hope this complete saltwater fishing kit washes up

Let's see if he can hook a Mahi Mahi

tom haz a slave now

tom must be happy

Or maybe a delicious yellowfin tuna

Forgot the pic

Mahi Mahi roll

The monkey skull grants him 3 wishes so he wishes for
>a hunting knife
>A way in which to purify water (Includes pan and set of lighters
>And a complete fucking seawater fishing kit

Lucky day, let's keep it going

Yellowfin roll

He fucks wilson the volleyball

His new friend Brunswick washes up on shore.

No dice

One more try for fish

poor wilson

wilson gives birth to a tennis ball

Two Mahi Mahi and a yellowfin tuna!

Tom's going to be alright food wise for a couple days.

Another tom washes ashore

A bucket of cum
0 get

Tom catches a mahi mahi.
His pretty fucking successful must be all the practice he got last time he was here.

SAR team is active

Immunity cat swims ashore

Roll, Tom needs a buddy

naisd

Rescue roll

I can't be arsed to find a wilson so he fucks the monkey skull instead.

A menace 2 society dvd washes up

It's caturday, he deserves this

He uses a compass that he found in a FedEx box and starts jacking off towards the direction of San Diego

Walking through the bush, Tom finds some delicious ass grapes

Reroll

There's got to be some wild edibles around, rolling

Spotted by Coast Guard

/thread

Roll

Kek, at least it makes for a good signal mirror

Immunity cat turns up out of fucking nowhere with no body or back legs.

Lol, you can't mess with immunity cat, he's invincible, newfag

If anything he would swim up with a fish to share - roll

He tries to swim back to civilization

falls head first from a palm tree and dies

A satellite phone with GPS tracking washes ashore

Ooohhhh shit, calling SAR

Damn no signal!

Tom runs inland toward higher ground

Rollin

Role

Dub 5's sounds like a signal lock to me

Calling SAR

This shit right here. WHY does it have to be Tom Hanks? Why not a black guy, or hispanic, or a woman? typical cis males and your cis mentality. I feel bad for all of you.

Shut the fuck up, he got rescued. Just be happy that he had a copy of menace 2 society faggot

Still doesnt change the fact that OP chose a White male

Wash this shit up shore. Save the Tommy.

SAR rolls up with these girls

Forgot pic

A menece to society dvd turns up and since his doing so well for himself he may as well have a home cinema system to watch it on which he builds out of coconuts.

Rolling for tom

Because Tom Hanks is only best most famous talent actor who portrayed characters who don't do well with water.
And who wants to save a darkie or beaner or gook?

It's been a good day

5 confirms

Damn, catch up op

Tom gets sick

Here's the sat phone

Please help Tommie.

Read the thread homos

Why didn't he just wish to not be on the island

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Nobody rolled for it

Oh shit they picked up immunity cat!

Will save this thread to USB and tell my grandchildren this glorious tale