ITT:we pick a minor superpower that we want something dumb like being able to summon pencils

ITT:we pick a minor superpower that we want something dumb like being able to summon pencils

i can decide at any moment if i want a foreskin or not

Omnipotence

th power to shit magma

To be able change the taste of my cum

I always know where I parked my car

to seduce any species of animal

clog / unclog other people's arteries at will

so like black people or something

thats a bit major thats like saying i can decide if someone dies or you mean like you can't kill them just cause them pain

latter

To transform into that raging meat machine of a roo in the pic and just bouce around the outback raping unsuspecting citizens and demanding protection money from local shop owners.

>tldr; i could turn black whenever

Being able to do really satisfying shits that completely empty your bowells

Know people's felling rubbing their ears

The power to convince other people I'm famous, but only if there's no way to take advantage of that fame with the person.

You do realize your power could be used to seduce a lot of hot jewish chicks?

To be able to transfer an image in my head into paper perfectly, and be able to edit it from there.

The power to instantly untangle my headphones when I click my fingers

ability to shift single atoms of anything for 10 seconds with 30 minuite breaks

dubs make em true

The power to eat anything without making/spilling any crumbs

You'd never be bored

The power to make people shiver

Obviously you need the ability to appear slightly to the left/right of where you actually are

The ability to conjure a yoyo whenever I want

the ability to accurately tell the time without looking at a clock.

you mean like changing its atmoic stucture

Can change our eyes one shade lighter or darker.

Reality-warping

The power of having a clean ass after shiting and not needing to wipe.

to be able to bring the dead back to life but only within 12 hours after they die.

th ability to tell when someone reads a text i send them

Thats insanely strong.

Not a major power at all...

the power to use/manipulate electronics with my mind
such as typing without having to use a keyboard
clicking and so on without a mouse. maybe even see whats going on without a screen

happiness

Be able to give people an orgasm by shooting them with finger guns

>implying this is minor
>mfw

this would be incredibly funny and awesome.

Vacuum mouth.

please explain

Well like the power to just suck food away from your friends. Like if your sharing a bag of popcorn and you eat all of the popcorn.

That would be so OP

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The ability to change the temperature of a room by + or - 1 degree Celsius

Damn

I'm surrounded by naked, horny chicks, but only when I sleep

That would be great for camping.

/bestinthread/

the power to have free wifi anywhere

Control any of my body hair however I want (change length, colour, etc)

this

To be able to silence animals. Yapping dogs begone.

the power to make the room i'm in room temperature

Power to always have the exact amount of money when buying fastfood

The ability to lift anything, but only when its in a thunderstorm.

the ability to make all my farts make girls want me

The ability to make womens hair fall out.
"oh you wont fuck me? Shazam!"

The ability to knock myself out at will

The ability to be immortal but you have to die.

They got pills for that. Ex suddenly got really into blowjobs when i switched from strawberries to chocolate flavor.
Short of that eat pomegranates or pineapples or at the very least their juices. Celery makes it that nice pornstar white color.

Ability to know exactly what time it is at any given point during a day

The ability to always win at Rock Paper Scissors

>minor

The ability to always get dubs.
But never more than that (so no trips and such) + no one ever checks'em

the power to fart furiously before making a terrible choice

To be able to shrink or expand my genitalia's general volume by 3 inches.
It's not even for sex purposes in just want actual support for my balls ans if i can shrink them they can actually fit comfortably in briefs cause as it stands boxers are the only comfortably option and when i run it feels like i'm punching my testes into powder. Jockstraps have the same crushing issue.

Being able to sneeze any time I want.

Human lie detector

The power to summon quarters at will

The ability to spawn any type of pizza when outstretching my hand, but the pizza always blasts out at 99 mph

The ability to take my head off once a day.

>minor superpower

dude you could become an assassin with that power

i can make one part of my body really strong at a time so i can make my arm strong but everything else is just regular then i can make my leg strong and arm will be regular again.

I have the ability to materialize tissues but only when I need to blow my nose.

>user hears a lie in a crowd of people on a date
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
>glaring red lights go off and he just points at some random stranger with a look of confused horror on his face.

Would receiving pizza at that speed be lethal? I thought I could just be a very evil pizza guy.

That's as minor as they come in my opinion. OP would be to not only be a lie detector but also having the ability to make someone tell the truth.

a pretty bad one either. everybody would know it was pizza man

The ability to make my jizz infertile at will

the power to postpone pain for later, but no longer than a week later
like if i got shot in the shoulder i could choose to feel the pain straight away or start feeling it the day after.
and if i got hurt multiple times and postponed all of that it would be combined.

That kangaroo is fucking jacked

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yeah this

That's why I would need a costume, become One Pizza Man.

Teleportation, but
•once per day
•only between two fast food restaurants of the same franchise
•you have to buy something and eat it

test

hahahahaha! an internet for you

Thats pretty OP user. We want minor powers not the modern day win button.

THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE

Fuuuuckkkkk that noise. I don't think i would want that power. I think I would rather transfer the pain to someone else. Preferably to someone I really don't like.

Just eat Takis Fuego chips, practically the same thing.

Like, you could go from the bathroom stall at McDonald's in Alaska to the bathroom stall in Tokyo, right? That would be cool. Could be the basis for a novel...

Immortality.

It would be a minor superpower because I don't matter to anyone.

id want that power just to say "im going to feel that in the morning"

be able to consume dirt

rip

Every mechanical and electrical appliance in my house works flawlessly.

The ability to give guys blue balls when they piss me off

might be worth it in a life or death situation. Instead of being rendered incapacitated by a stab or a (not immediately lethal) gun wound you'd be in a better position to run or fight.
but either way since you still take the damage and will eventually feel the pain you wouldn't want to be in such a scenario making it a proper "minor" power.