>be American
>Wake up
>Cardboard roof is gone due to slight breeze
>Walk outside to get in Hummer
>Man crashes into it with scooter
>"SUPPORT THE TROOPS"
>He turns and scoots away at full speed
>About to get in car
>Neighbor waddling around yelling
>"I HEARD SUMMA YALL SKIPPED CHURCH LAST SUNDAY"
>He continues yelling and squealing
>He pulls out a AR15 submachine gun and loads an assault clip
>Begins firing
>Speed away in Hummer using its off-road capabilities to navigate the potholes
>Leave work after 13 hour shift making planes for Israel
>After work attend Pig Calling festival at the local Beats Audio™ Fine Arts Theater
>Drive home, stop for gas twice, tip the gas pump 20%
>Come home at midnight after a bite of arsenic-laden hormone chicken from KFC
>Bolice are swarming the area
>Go to house, police want to enter and search
>Tell them they need a warrant to enter house
>Suddenly SWAT Tank division comes and flattens my house
>"Not a house anymore search it boys!"
>Suddenly one of the SWAT officers shoots me
>Hear him yelling "DAYYYM NIGGA DAT FUNNY, HEEM SLEEPY"
>Call 1-800-OUCH to order an ambulance to come
>Wait 4 hours for ambulance to get here
>Call wife
>Can hear her fucking a nice big negro buck in the ghetto again, the claps of his big dick and glutes seismically slamming into her pussy
>Get turned on like always
>"H…hey honey I bet you found a nice big one, hope you're having fun, I wish I was there to watch… I'm going to heaven now like Joel Osteen promised, bye!"
>Ambulance arrives
>Medics ask for payment method
>Try to give them my McDonalds medical debit
>They tell me they only accept Burger King and Starbucks credit
>Die
Be American
Original, kek.
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the ontario one was funnier and didn't need to be declared
>be american
American here, can confirm this is the daily southern life.
thankyou for all the feedback
Do you have it?
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look at the plug and the outlets retard., not america
I thought that as well. What OP doesn't post is the wide-angle hot where you see the American flag flying over what are obviously European buildings.l The consensus at the time was, it's probably on a military base, most likely in Germany. We cannot conclude these are Americans or any other nationality though.
>yum
>Be European
>let the government and a bunch of mudslimes cuck me everyday.
>one day wake up and realized I missed prayer.
>Sandnigger knocks on my door informing me I also broke a Shariah Law.
>He sends in Five of his men.
>Try to barricade the door and call the police.
>police come and leave immediately because I was "racially profiling".
>hide my kids and realize my wife is no where to be found.
>probably being pumped full of tiny Ahmeds.
>Try to fight off terrorists.
>Noguns.png
>lock us in bathroom praying to my new God Allah.
>Hear a truck horn.
>Half of our neighborhood is decimated by a semi truck.
>80 plus people dead
>Turn on radio in bathroom.
>BBC calls the act of terrorism a "isolated case" and not anyway related to "islam".
>Phew that's a relief.
>finally the truck hits my house killing my son Mohammed.
>This then enables the goatfuckers to break in.
>they rape my daughter Mia Khalifa and behead my other son Wiz Khalifa
>they take me to the city center where I see my wife being raped by two towel heads as the cops watch.
>they behead me and some dumb fucking Catholic priest or whatever.
>Mfw Europe in 2020.
>mfw everyone was out to cuck me.
I lost it at the part that suggested tipping a gas pump.
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You forgot the bit about Europeans having a sense of humour and not getting their panties in a knot because someone made fun of them, you massive homo US retard.
I'm from Canada though, so???
And begs to differ
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kekked out loud
>having a sense of humour and not getting their panties in a knot
>you massive homo US retard
Stay mad
Canada bro here again... I'm sure most Americans don't care about OP's post. I mean they better not, if they do that's really fucking pathetic. But I figured I'd just add more slander and fun to the thread. Europe is doing so I figured I'd help out my Southern Brothers. Also my post could be Canada one day and America.
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>implying niggers can be swat officers
Thats where you lost me. Try again.
Yuropoors are in full damage control right now :^)
>this
We usually just shoot them.
Are you really that mad? Calm down dude
nice argument my friend
amazing
Damn that was good OP. Hearty chuckles
I didn't really want to post a counter argument. There's no sense because you'd clearly win with your dank American hate pictures. Also I'm not even American, I'm the Canada bro
Wasnt op but I have that one too
>cant get me im a canadian
im not even the person you replied to originally
When did I say that I'm immune from all this fuckery? I just said I'm from Canada, but that must trigger you too for some reason. I know every country is shit. Canada fucking sucks, Europe sucks, America sucks. Every where sucks to be honest. You're pretty dense if you think I thought I was immune from shit posting on Sup Forums.
>You forgot the bit about Europeans having a sense of humour and not getting their panties in a knot because someone made fun of them
Sounds like someone's an angry feygele. Why so mad, friend?
But user, you forgot the best part!
>you massive homo US retard
>stay mad
>stay
>mad
>do a post
>north americans get triggered
>run away giggling
every time :^)
>Make a counter post.
>Yuropoors's finest coming running out trying to attack the mighty North Americans with dank anti-American and Canadian pictures
You forgot:
Ambulance arrives
>Medics ask for payment method
>Try to give them my McDonalds medical debit
>They tell me they only accept Burger King and Starbucks credit
>Get angry and start screaming at the medics saying that I have a very popular blog and that I will write about the horrible service they provided.
>Awkward silence
>I say "Now I want a compensation!"
>They say no
>Die