Most alpha haircut?

Most alpha haircut?

Not that one

>being so beta so you try to act alpha by talking about them

>Wants to get an alpha haircut
>Cares about how people perceive him
You'll never be alpha

That hairstyle screams "I drink estrogen-infused kale smoothies"

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Why would I want my mouth to look like a bears asshole?

Top Kek.

But both of these tbh

best

gay

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Your insecurity is showing

This

He isn't wrong though

its definitely not that

Where is his right arm?

/thread

There is no "most alpha" haircut. Alpha is a lifestyle and a choice. It has nothing to do with outward appearance.

shaved head with goatee = The New Mullet

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Don't forget his alpha male tattoo Sup Forumsro

That's the kind of look people point at and laugh.

You didn't get the reference

under his shoulder

Sup Forums arguing about men's hairstyles...my god

Manly as fuck. Pondering over hair styles is for birches

It's o.k. Aidin, the kale I'm talking about is organic non-GMO from the local co-op. You can relax now.

I wanted people to get a kek out of the subtlety

QUADS SAYS

>inb4 "alpha males" sperg out over repeating numbers

you must be fucking joking

lol

>seeing movies
>making references

Fucking normie.

who cares?

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yeah, right before they get gorilla choked through the fuckin moon bro

Since when?

>the one true most alpha haircut
>which most will never get because they are natural betas

Too late.

Quads do confirm though.

>not seeing movies.
>not making references

Fucking normie

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>receding hairline
>alpha

pick one

Whatever you like.

But if you don't want me to laugh at you, something simple.

>wasting testosterone by growing hair
>alpha
Pick one

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this would be cool as fuck if wind didn't exist

>eating get burritos
>alpha

Pick one.

I don't think that's how it works

Not him, but I have a shitty hairline and shave my head, so ethos established.

Shaving your head does have a lot of practical purposes, but the main reason dudes do it (if they're not into mma) is definitely just because it looks better than letting their shitty hair grow out. But it is the ultimate "fuck it" move in a way. And I never have to pay for another haircut again in my life.

Point being, haircut still has nothing to do with how alpha you are.

Doubt it, the classic gentlemen's cut will never go out of style. Its just making a huge comeback thanks to leo dicaprio and ryan gosling

What the fuck is that facial expression. It looks like his top daddy just pushed his fist into his asshole. Queer/10.

He's pretty hot.

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Post this into another thread or you mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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THE LOCAUST IS A HOAX?

You forgot your HO

It's like night and day between DiCaprio/Gosling gentlemen's cut and those extreme retarded undercuts with alleged masculine long beards

It took white boys so long to learn what a fucking fade was! Lol

OP is a faggot with another mans' dung in his beard.

faggot

gay trendy haircuts

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toothbrush/10