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the fuck happened?

/cum/ is literally being purged rn

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cunt

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retard with swiss vpn posted CP

he always ruins threads

No they didn't you asspained faggot

Hello my buds

Cara is 6 years older than me

*steps on cads taile*
heh

she is only 2 years older than me.

noice.

My gf cried because I couldn't get hard for her

seriously, performance anxiety is so stupid, and she thinks I don't love her when I stay soft, it's the dumbest thing ever.

how do I get rid of performance anxiety? Just keep trying and chill out and fuck around until I can get hard?

I could be Cara's father

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just let her spend some time with her other boyfriend and then you and she can cuddle

You could let me take a crack at it

>Why do you care how many men she's slept with you sound so insecure

Yeah but I feel like if you were gonna eat a sandwich you'd enjoy it more if you knew nobody has fucked it.

I'm here to save it

I didn't see him post

nigga you gay lmao.

foreplay?

can your university see the content of the online posts you make on their wifi?

specifically on Sup Forums/twitter

Cara is 5 years younger than me.

fuck, she's scary

Why are you still here

Not really. An elite haxzor could find your pictures though.

I certainly hope not. I've done very bad things on their wifi and havent even been looked at funny by the dorm manager so who knows

I stay completely soft during foreplay, that's the thing. I really enjoy it and I love being with her, but I don't get hard. Sometimes when we make out I feel like some small twitching but that's it. And it drools precum.

yes

Why are you so old.
Im just too young I guess, dont steal cara from me pls.

I've had problems with this too, man. What helps me is to slow my breathing and focus on just enjoying the moment, especially during foreplay. It only needs to be just hard enough to get in, after that I'm usually good.

If you use condoms, keep them close so you don't have to walk across the room and lose your erection.

If encrypted: not likely.
If not encrypted: easily.

Swiss bro said "girls don't have dicks"
and the janitor nuked the thread

lmao

I've been here since I was 19. Why stop? It's nice to be able to put out my thoughts without filtering myself.

Yeah they can, they are coming for you bud.

I am 8 years older than Cara

What have you done?

Sup Forums is blocked on my uni's wifi lol

>Why stop?
Because ur a loser lmao

As you are kind of old and propably somewhat wise due to your age, do you have advice for me on how to seduce Cara?

Heretics

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What are you gonna do if they decide to move back to Ohio?

ass

You're here forever.

that's gay

it's time to go to work /cum/
wish me luck

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>18
>young

im 22; i could be fucking you everyday and no one would care desu.

feet

ganbatte

Yeah, kidnap her and hope she develops Stockholm syndrome. 29 isn't old. It's not even old for Sup Forums anymore. Many of us have been on here a decade. Some longer.

you can do it user

Good luck

delet this

Good luck.
Do your best, user!

Yeah, I feel you. I think it's similar for me.

She's really tight, like "two fingers are painful" tight. So stimulation is not a problem once I'm actually inside. And she has a sexy feminine tummy which I want to fill with my cum.

Sounds like a good suggestion, I'll talk to her and try this. Thanks

I can still use desuarchive to browse it though

what's the point if if you can't do anything?

But im too young for Cara, thats what I meant.
Hopefully I look more masculine when I build up some muscle.
She might not notice, that Im only 18 when we meet.

good luck user

Not good advice and 29 is kind of old

abigaile ass

reminder that the sinaloanon is avatarfagging and that is against the rules

dweeb

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your mum is against the rules, amigo

OHHHH DEM GOLDEN SLIPPERS

>he thinks he isn't here forever

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what should I whack one off to real quick rn??

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Cool Devices episode 3

Hello!

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Thanks for sharing, this made me happy.

Hello Quebec!

I'm happy of not being white

it's yours, fa.m

H-how was your day, Arkansas?

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Hiya

How much cost of cigarettes/cigarillos/cigar/pipe tobbaco in USA, Canada and Mexico?

Great now that you're here

I'm about to have some catfish in a few hours

Hi there

I still love you

Who has said their prayers?

Catfish? I didn't know people ate those.

How was your day?

/cum/ meetup 40 years from now?

>60/60 enrollment
>university never assigned a professor to the class

I've catfishes some people on gta online. I had a female character and had her looking pretty good, well dressed and whored out. I got a couple mil off them

Yep. They're pretty good too

Nah, you losers will probably still be gfless lmao

My day was very good. After months of trying and getting nothing, I finally got an interview for a research job with a prof at my university.

It was ok. Had to destroy a big chunk of hard snow that was blocking my drive way though. Living in Nova Scotia is suffering

How about yours?

that's ok i'll bring my mom

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who jumpin

>american military engineering

You're not far from my age and when you get here you'll start to notice how your perception of time changes. You'll wonder how it really was ten years ago. If you're decently adjusted you'll be worried more about the present than the past and you'll be working on you're future.

BOSS GIT DOWN
THESE ARE AUTISTIC WEEABOOS
READING A SINGLE SHITPOST CAN GIVE A MAN AUTISM

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>mexican military training

After having sex with her 2-3 times, all those problems went away. Just be patient and make sure she knows it's not because she's not attractive, a lot of girls will actually think this.