How do I get into Satanism b?

How do I get into Satanism b?
I want to be an edgelord, and don't talk to me about any sort of pussy LaVeyan "My christian mother's a bitch" anti-theistic bullshit. I want to learn about blood orgies and sacrificial rituals.

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honestly ask /x/, they have some satanists on there who can point you in the right direction

Real talk, Satanism isn't about blood orgies and sacrificial rituals. If you're looking for that kind of thing, you need to get into something that's completely outside Judeo-Christian cultural. Satan's the bad guy in that conception, I know, but being the bad guy of a situation means you're still part of the situation.

Skull fuck a goat.

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I'm not even specifically looking for a Judeo-Christian representation of Satan in specific. I'm looking for any culture or ideology that seriously worshipped a deity representing chaos or violence or anything negative at all really. That shit seems super interesting to me

You need to awaken yourself before you practice magic for yourself, not be a sheep.

Maybe when you are awakened you won't want to slaughter animals or whatever turns you on.

That shit is usually just 1 satanic priest with tons of sheep, see jimmy saville.

>satanic priest

what can I read to earn this qualification? I could do some research into the Abrahamic Devil but I'm really trying to find an example that's older or from some other culture

You want to willingly open up your heart and soul for demonic entities? The same entities that are responsible for so much evil, who have no love in them but pure hate, who would kill you and rape your dead corpse if they could?

Umm... why?

like pretty much all of them are controlled by jews who use them as scapegoats for blood libel and to control politics in the west to advance jewish interests

so basically kaballah is what you need to learn m8

for the lulz

15 year's in the occult and i can promise daemons are just a part of your mind, your own reality, manifested from your own sub concious programming yourself with rituals

most magic practiced is for benefit, but most fail because of little intention and patience to meditate and gain wisdom

>daemons are just a part of your mind

Like any of it is real you fucking retard.

Keep thinking like this, it is what keeps closed minded fools with little but self interest out of the rings of power

Imagine your entire family was raped and killed in front of your eyes, does that sound funny to you? because for Satan that would be pretty lulzy, but nothing compared to the evil he is capable of

Don't joke around with this stuff, it will do you no good, at all

They're not, I can promise YOU that. You're playing with very dangerous things.

Demons don't love you and they don't want to help you, even if it looks like they give you power, the end result is your soul in eternal separation from your maker, a fate that has already been decided for these demons who want to drag you down with them.

I speak to you as a fellow human to another, please leave this. I will leave you with one piece of advice, since there is a pretty good chance that you are going to be desperate to be left alone from these demons, and that is: There is power in the name of Jesus. Cry out to him and the demons will flee immediately.

>self interest
>most magic practiced is for benefit

Fuck that I just want to learn about the most powerful representation of evil in western fucking culture you goddamn NEETS

ALLRIGHT OP ARE YOU FCKING READY?!
IMMA TEACH YOU HOW TOO BE THE EDGYEST OR LORDS ON THE PLANET

Here is a step by step guide on how too be a EdgeGod

Only wear Black and Red clothing,You should also concider buying a Blackmetal Shirt,you should throw in some spike wristbands and satanic simbolism aswell

Your music taste should match your appearance.If you like Electric musik you should give darksynth or Splittercore a shoot.If you like Metal listen too blackmetal AND BLACKMETAL ONLY

You should talk with a deep/depressed/Quliche Psycho voice

Getting too know Edgelords and Edgequeens isnt exactly my specialty but you should look for EMO or Satanism meetup pages (preferably on the darknet)

Now for that sacraficial bullshit.use google i dont know how too do that shit im sorry OP

own atleast one handgun (including ammo) so you can shoot up a school if you feel like it

If you play a lot of videogames you should play Owerwatch since Reaper is the most edgy fuckboi that i can imagine

If you watch a lot of porn try generes such as
>CP
>Genital mutilation
>Blacks
>BBW
>Torture
>Mexican Sugar dancing

Combine those steps and you should become the edgelord every edgelord desires too be

You want pagan shit not satanisim

That kind of Satanism is made up, and theistic Satanists are even bigger faggots than LaVeyans.

Sure, are there any examples of any pagan belief system that focuses on evil and unforgiving rather than uncaring animistic or naturalist gods?

Sect Of The Horned God based out of California is one of the more recent Satanic movements. They seem like a fun bunch. The founder lives on a vineyard and throws metal festivals and other pagan events. The Temple of Satan is a more politically active group. They're ivy league grads who are into media pranks.

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Oh and OP, don't fall into this lie that there are "different types of Satanism", it all leads to the same

Satan doesn't care whether you worship yourself, him, or the tree in your backyard, as long as it's not Jesus and you end up in hell, that's all that matters.

People will reply to me with "hurr durr that's not true" but it is true, and I'm writing this here because it would be irresponsible of me not to do so. Please take care, alright?

Sect of The Horned God is LaVeyan based. I'm not looking for contemporary religious skepticism I'm looking for those who legitimately worship evil

Yeah, no he doesn't because he doesn't fucking exist

Make lots of money. Move to NY or SF. Become a socialite. Throw said orgies/rituals for your guests.

Jesus rocks!

Then become a christian. Or a muslim. Or whatever. What you're looking for is definately not satanism.

>2016
>Not praising Kek

That's Islam.

Oh, Sorry, I forgot.
>fuck niggers
>fuck faggots
>fuck hillary
>fuck sandniggers

Now can we talk about satan?

Jorge wants to be hardcore but his mother wont let him

Repent. Jesus is everyone's savior. You need to accept Jesus Christ into your life. We are living in the end times. If you need to pray, pray now. Anyone who does not pray to Jesus will not be saved when the Rapture happens. Purify yourself.

The founder directly states in one of the introductory videos it is not based primarily on LaVeyan Satanism. Its mostly based on the work of Joseph Campbell. If you're looking for something with more human trafficking and a more paramilitary bent you may enjoy the devil's hand based out of the Everglades. Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole were both members.

He does exist, and so does God

What gives you the objective definition of good and evil anyway? Good and evil as such would not even exist without God.

Pull your head out of your ass and stop playing with fire, because you will get burned. Do you want to have nightmares and cold sweats? do you want to end up taking your own life? is this the path you want to walk on? Don't be an idiot, none of this is lulzy you fool.

>Muslim
Muhammed was a false prophet, when the "angel" came down to him in the cave, he came out not knowing if it was an angel or a demon, and wanted to kill himself, until his wife told him that it was actually an angel.

So yeah, bad advice, sorry.

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Dude, you actually took the bait. I'm amazed it actually worked.

Yeah, I'd say random, thoughtless murder and eating babies is pretty much a gold card into the guild of "evil", or whatever you think you want to waste your time with.

Or you could just murder people for the glory of Ronald Regan

General it costs about 99-200 dollars to be a member of a satanic church. I recommend the satanic brotherhood out of Atlanta Georgia, you spend 166 dollars and you get to be a part of their organization.

I bet OP is some 14 year old teen from Brazil who really likes to listen to black metal, and wants demonic powers to get revenge on his school bully

Aren't they are lure dumb asses like OP and making a sacrifices?

send me $666 and I'll send you back a certified club card. you'll be a member "with standing" even.

Look OP you made the normies scared and now they are going to try and shame you

I can tell you about my personal experience with Satanism. I went to princeofdiamonds.org and bought jewelry that had satanic symbolism. I wore it to work and posted pictures of myself wearing it to social media. I got a new group of friends and a better price on drugs. I also got slutty girls to hang out with me. Shit was cash.

>false prophet
Why would i care? What op is really looking for is a religion of general ignorancy and stupidity. I gave him two

>I want to learn about blood orgies and sacrificial rituals.

two pieces of advice then:

1. find a menstruating women and clean her out with your fingers and tongue

2. go suck a dick

find the ugliest fucker you possibly can with the biggest, ugliest dick you've ever seen and get impaled and spit-roasted for a couple hours

sacrifice your butt-virginity to shaitan

except if you already get punked by street hustlers, which you probably already do

if so, forget it and just slit your throat over your cheetoh littered altar

I just want to learn about satanism for fucks sakes and all these faggots get up in here talking mad shit and not helping at all

JESUS IS SO GREAT JESUS IS AWESOME AND OH YEAH JESUS IS A NICE GUY

fringechan.org/library/src/1456411474807-1.pdf

first read this book, if it does not disturb you then shoot your self

Satanism is what you make it.

Start representing Satan. People who don't appreciate it will stay away from you and people who also appreciate Satan will hang out with you.

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sick

Get a haircut.

fucking hippies.

Never underestimate the power of your own ignorance.

/thread

OR you could go out and achieve greatness by inventing some mad new tek, become rich, and live on in retirement and fun traveling the world, living in class, and fucking bitches.

Or you can waste your time and do this satan/psuedo religion bullshit. religion and mysticism is all just bullshit, but yeah, if you pull the wool over enough people's eyes...

Just know it's a fair trade, your trading eternity in heaven for a temporal bliss on earth. You might be able to levitate, put hexes or curses on people, even kill, but ultimately if you have to give up something in order to get something. Read Faust and that's pretty much it. It's not worth it. Eating shit in this life is definitely worth an eternity of bliss as opposed to vice versa. Trust me I sold my soul for the love of a girl only to get it and lose it. That's how the devil works, he always lies. "I can make her love you" doesn't mention how she'll end up hating you and getting raped. Again, don't do it, not worth it.

CARCOSA!

HIM WHO EATS TIME.

REJOICE! DEATH IS NOT THE END!

Pretend you're gaunter o dimm