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brother, may i have some of your gimmicks? edition

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feli city

anine

Flat above me is watching shitty TV loudly I just want to go to sleep ROOOOO

Ivan the Boneless did nothing wrong

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Brother, dost thou hear it? The call—nay, the beckoning clarion—of the oats. It perturbs me to the quick, whispers to me words alluring, sibilant syllables.

Hark brother! I tell thee, though must hear it; though must abide with the temptation of the oats, if only to join me, to bear the burden that racks me so.

Oh, Christ! My provender is mastering me! It is upon me so, my desire made manifest—my oats.

This too, serves its role: my home is made the extension of my sufferings. This mud may be my nature; this fence may be my ken; this ruined barn may be my body.

And you, brother? Though art my companion in the land of the Lotus-eaters.

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>all the evidence so far has shown him to be deliberately divisive

except if he was actually divisive and was actually a fascist he'd be a far better president than the half-arsed, left wing panderer we know he will be.

Trump has one job desu, that's to reverse the 1965 immigration act and encourage a new wave of immigration from western Europe and stop spics flooding in from the south. That's all he will have to do and he'll be a better president than any in the last 50 years.

good post

is he /our man/ Sup Forums

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Fuck off yank

*Ivar

wife made a lovely dinner this evening

shes still getting her head bounced off the floor obviously

you think trump will make it easier from brits to move there?

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That has

Most of it's to do with preparation. Snus is pasteurised while most other tobacco is fermented then toasted. It's the toasting that's largely responsible for TSNAs (the primary carcinogen in tobacco products).

Not sure why nasal snuff doesn't have much of a correlation, presumably it's to do with the fact that it's rather inert and generally expelled pretty soon after the initial nicotine rush has hit, while the continuous chewing of chewing tobacco continues to release more and more carcinogens into the mouth.

why would people from western Europe even want to come?
Europe barely has any people to begin with

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turn 21 in an hour and 35 minutes haha

who's the old guy?

*blocks your path*
"baka"

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You mean large parts of it are basically overpopulated? >740 million people in europe lad

people who dont include at least 3 links and write new under it should be shot

KEK will they ever learn?

might get some coke for the weekend

If Dubya can scrape through 8 years, i'm sure Drumpf can. only thing is he won't have daddy to save him. but he does have a legion of modern nazis . hitler wasn't all that smart either. just had a really strong civil service.

okabe isaku apparently

>kids born in 1996 turn 21 this year

what the fuck

Fantastic image, this.

*marches right through you*

Meryl Streep Begs Celebrities to Stop Donald Trump at Golden Globes

i dislike actors

Yea, but total immigration's unlikely to fall very much because it's a lazy solution to the looming demographic crisis in the UK and it also allows the government to avoid paying nurses etc. a decent wage
UKIP aren't in power and are unlikely to ever be xx

Stop buying coke

Brother, have mercy. I'm one of your own, your flesh and blood. Oats are fleeting, but the bonds of family will bind us forever
So, consider once more, I beg you.

It's the land of opportunity.

Just put the gf's head through the drywall

She found the body of her old cat. Forgotten I'd left it there

>why would people from western Europe even want to come?

hahaha are you joking? In my job I can get paid 30% more for the same work in the US, I could actually afford a big house with lots of land in a reasonably sized city and have a far greater quality of life than is offered here. If we had free movement with the US literally millions of people would be out of the door within 3 years. The UK is a post-industrial wasteland, there's nothing here you can't get in America desu.

Even the spotty faced 18 year old Labour supporters who spam muh guns muh NHS would go

>tfw born in 1986

i've never seen an edgier post

Ah yes, the quality barratt new builds

>tfw born in 1999

Team America is more relevant today than it has ever been

Madting isn't it

but then Europe would be left barren with only old people and wogs

Awful

might go buy some snus (pronounced "snoose")

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Literally me rn

found a printer on the side of the road lads

Are you a fresher

just realised that actually getting no (you)s is more of an accomplishment

havent been keeping up with tim as of late

bet he's still an absolute basket case

would break your leg and charge you £20k 2bh

So? That's already happened with Poland minus the wogs

Leaf posting is fucking shit-tier.

You must live in a nice area.

yeah u?

just turned 18 today lad

FOF
go do some revision you child

On the 'no carb' diet, lads.

No
But just making sure as they're the only people that buy snuff :)

remember to support ex muslim charities lads

neither have I, not since the police banned him from going outside at his old flat, the interactions with the dentist, the men from DPD, the cyclists etc.

got really boring when all that stopped

On the 'only carbs' diet, lads.

gays

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F.A.G.

on the "no calories" diet lads

On the 'no protein' diet, lads.

fuck off paki

was driving home from staples earlier and my new fucking printer fell out at some point along the way

went back along the route and it had been pinched

On the 'some carbs' diet, lads

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*slips some carbohydrate pills into your food when you're looking the other way*

Rate the meme lads

Gj

snus not snuff you dumb fucking idiot

bit mean lad
it's good to back apostasy

7/10

>ywn stir her haggis

on the "only protein" diet, lads

Same shit innit

want a man to cum in my mouth

bit gay

Cum in your own mouth

t. did it a few times myself

>Any post by United Against Separation etc. about Nicola Sturgeon
>Literally every comment is about her appearance

scrambled eggs fucking suck

was walking home today and saw some wanker in a shit car who tried to fit too much shite into his boot drive by, his fucking printer fell put the back of his car and smashed into the windshield of the car behind him killing the driver instantly

>bit mean lad
>it's good to back apostasy

The frothing hunger in my stomach hath not been quenched, Brother.
For many a night I wonder, "Where art Thou, my sweet Oats". And it hath cometh to me whence i dreamt.
It spills onto and coils 'round me, but nay, 'tis not a pestilence.
'Tis a testimony for in our yearn for Oats, is the desire for Sin.
To gorge on the Oats is to dine on the fruits of Eden.
To partake in such a gluttonous act, i can no longer.
For I have seen him. He who forges the Oats!
Alas! My eyes do not deceive!
The carer of the Oats is but the farmer!
Lo and behold, He is but a Man!
What nonsense that the carrier is corporeal!
Yea, 'tis provokes thee.
But least we must not forget, it is Man who brings the Oats!
Woe is me Brother!
We cannot disseminate the Oats because of this Man!
To provoke the carrier is to relinquish what little Oats be spared to Us!
I am lost Brother.
For to seize the Oats is to risk forsaking Ourselves and the Oats.
What needeth to be done?
Must we risk cosigning ourselves for the Oats?
Alas my Brother, we may never taste liberty, for the Oats haunt Us.

nah it's not the same

but global warming, corporate america

I once heard about a Polish guy who ate literally nothing but eggs
He had a muscular build but his skin was yellow and sickly

You'll die of rabbit sickness lad

fuck off poley

I ate 6 scrambled eggs just earlier

never given a fuck about global warming honestly