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>Have Stannis use Iron Bank shekels to order a ton of Wildfire from the alchemists' guild
>Make a metric shitton of obsidian-tipped arrows using obsidian shipped from Dragonstone
>Have all the Night's Watch, Wildlings and Stannis's men stand across the entire length of the wall
>Launch wildfire pots from top of the Wall into the wight horde, you'd barely need any to decimate the entire horde
>Pick off the Walkers with a torrent of obsidian arrows if the wildfire doesn't kill them and they don't give up upon seeing their entire army annihilated

What is wrong with this plan?

Rip in piece osha

Everything you tard

Would anyone here be genuinely angry or upset if Sansa agrees to marry CIA later this season?

Specifically?

>What is wrong with this plan?
The wall is going to be destroyed before the walkers attack

boorish cyclical writing, come and see.

She'll marry Robert and like it

>D&D handling GoT

Doesn't take into account Walkers controlling weather or the volatility of wildfire

One dude fucks up in the throw and you have the wall on fire as you'd need everyone to have a nice cache next to them to keep throwing shit

Massive blizzard fucks visibility and could send pots towards the wall and fuck it up and good luck hitting anything accurately from hundreds of feet up with arrows with the wind and snow fucking things up.

Will the kingsmoot find out that Euron killed Balon?

No

>Implying you could get the wildfire from King's Landing to the top of the Wall without it blowing up

Aegon IV didn't even get it past the Stormlands that time he tried conquering Dorne with it

>this based motherfucker trying to smell Missandei's cunt in the middle of a conversation with Dany

How long does Wildfire burn? And how are the white walkers going to get across the wall? Serious questions

Nope. As long as Littlefinger bends the knee to the true King of the North, he can do as he pleases.

I don't even think you'd need more than a few hundred pots of wildfire to annihilate a massed Wight horde, one spark is enough to set a Wight completely on fire in like a second. A single pot blowing up in the midst of the horde could probably take out a couple hundred Wights on its own.

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>I've spent countless hours trying to crack it [the pink letter] to no avail
>sometimes I think I've found a code for a host heading to Winterfell and other times I think I found code for proof of a trueborn prince or queen. And other times I think the writer has found a bridecloak - but I may have just stared at the letter for way too long.

Is Preston legit insane?

My character ratings (from best to worst)

1.Dany
2.Brienne
3.Arya
4.Tyrion
5.Salsa
6.Jon
7.Cersei
8.Lady Oneliner
9.Varys
10.Jamie
11.Tormund
12.Brann
13.Qyburn
14.Littlefinger (aka asshole faggot)
15.Theon (aka little crybaby that deserved what he got)
16.Jorah (probably has a small stone dick by now)
17.Jaqen H'gar (was a complete dick to Arya)
18.Ramsay (total fucking asshole that killed Walda and raped Sansa)

what's your list?

So why not set up ballistas ontop of the fucking wall and artilleryfire the shit out of those illegal migrants

Alright so this is the leaked plot

>Snow ends up beating Ramsay
>Goes back to the wall with the new Northern Army
>Gets defeated and sacrifices Sansa to join with the King of Winter
>Dany is khaleesi of all the dothraki and returns to mereen
>Yara provides Dany with her fleet and they set about conquering westeros
>The worst part, DANY AND THE SAND SNEKS TEAM UP, CERSEI JOINS THEM
>THEY ALL TRAVEL TO THE WALL WHERE THEY ENGAGE IN A CLIMACTIC BATTLE TO BEAT THE PROBLEMATIC "MEN" CONSISTING OF JON SNOW, RESURRECTED ROOSE BOLTON, BRAN AND RICKON
>The women win and Daenerys utters, finally I have become Game of thrones

Euron seems like the kind of fucker that gives no shit nigga.
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't just straight up tell em he did it

For a hot minute. They will break the wall using plotmagick.

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I always thought these banners looked impractical to replicate. Do they have print technology in westeros?

Uhh, you don't get to dualweild

They wouldn't look quite that intricate, but people were sewing coat of arms of dragons and griffins and bullshit like that in our real-life medieval times.

I hope this season ends with the wall crumbling, then it cuts to black just as it starts to fall, and next season is just pure broken world chaos as everyone struggles to survive, and beat back the Walkers and Wights, but ultimately fail 10 episodes of war later.

I like Davos's Sigil, people talk shit about him being the onion knight so he flies it on his banner.

For starters, Stannis is dead.

stannis is ded

Agreed. Based Davos.

Our guys

>promise me, R'hollor

what did he mean by this?

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cringey as fuck

off yourself you unfunny cunt

1. Littlefinger
2. Everyone else

>books

Is Tyrion going to make a deal with the slavers or what?
Also,will knights of the Vale join John Snow?
In the preview it looks like CIA is in an uncomfortable position

he sounds like a fedora retard

what the fuck was their thought process behind hiring someone with such a punchable facial expression

oh wait, they hired Emilia as well...

> tfw stannis is dead

>that filename

what do you have against the FLAMETRUTH

>"And who are you....."

kek. normies would obviously rage. the marriage is not a bad imo. cia deserves sansa's pussy

just answer the question, you autist.

men don't DESERVE anything from a woman you sexist retard

>No new leaks to shitpost over

Oh boy I can't wait to wait a whole week for an episode of pure filler

nevermind, apparently someone already punched her face

>literally the worst list
>an absolute mess

kill yourself. you have the worst opinions i've ever encountered.

the books are shit

Well she can hardly marry both of them

he still gon die nigga

>putting cersei that far above CIA

Worst list ever.

>You have been excommunicated by the High Temple of Volantis

Hey is that new nights watch guy BENJEN STARK??

>Promise me, Ned

1. CIA
2. Sansa (because CIA likes her)
3. Everyone else.

during hardhome did we ever find out who the hooded figure in the boat with them was?

stop fucking triggering me. I already have to put up with enough retarded shit from show watchers

Hothead

Compelling character or shameless fapbait??

I agree

however do you think a woman deserves anything from a man?

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That gave me a right hearty chuckle

Just a Night's Watch mook.

Random watchman #46, since random watchman 45# died.

1. CIA
2. Salsa
3. Night's king
4. Everybody else

yfw she takes the necklace off

>Have Stannis use Iron Bank shekels to order a ton of Wildfire from the alchemists' guild
Wildfire is extremely volatile even in stasis, moving it from King's Landing is suicide. The crown would never let the guild go to the Wall to manufacture it because they'd be afraid of Stannis using it against them
>Make a metric shitton of obsidian-tipped arrows using obsidian shipped from Dragonstone
The castle that's under siege by Tyrells, have fun smuggling tons of anything.
>Launch wildfire pots from top of the Wall into the wight horde, you'd barely need any to decimate the entire horde
"Bronn then points out that even if this is true, wildfire is too unstable to be used safely in such a manner by inexperienced troops: the moment one of the catapult teams drops a single jar, it could burn the whole city to the ground by accident."
>Pick off the Walkers with a torrent of obsidian arrows if the wildfire doesn't kill them and they don't give up upon seeing their entire army annihilated
"White Walkers possess the magical powers related to ice and cold. Their arrival is usually accompanied by blizzards and the dropping of temperatures."
Ever shoot a bow in a blizzard?

And all of this is with the suspension of disbelief that Stannis, who is dead, would lead these three factions in perfect harmony

Top ten B => W

1. Jaime Lannister
2. Stannis Baratheon
3. Varys
4. Littlefinger
5. Tywin Lannister
6. Sansa Stark
7. Queen of Thorns
8. Ariana Martell
9. Ramsay Bolton
10. Mance Rayder

I go for interesting, not mary-sue 2good happy heroes.

>R'hollor accepts sacrifices both small and big, liquid and non-liquid

I like Sansa in both book and show.

Prefer her in the books, though.

it was a white walker in disguise!

Varys recognizes a semon demon from 10 miles away

euron used some kind of magic to get into and out of the city without being noticed.

sis, go back to tumblr.

sansa will offer to marry him willingly because she's going to reject the vale's aid at first saying she's done with LF, then later try to get his help again after she realizes her and jon are fucked without them.

he'll be like "idk if i want to help anymore bc you said you want nothing to do with me" and she'll be like "ok fine. if you help us kill the boltons i'll marry you"

because when you know what a man wants you know who he is and how to move him. sansa knows he wants her.

no way she doesn't use that to her advantage.

unconvinced Varys remains unconvinced

>Dorne celebrating the death of Doran and Trystane

maybe there is a small itch down there?
the nerve-ends react, confused

Sansa is getting too much undeserved hate. Yeah, her plotline is boring, because she essentially spent most of it under captivity. Doesn't mean she's bad.

we get the world we deserve

Why do you call yourself Bradamante anyway? Is your real name Brad?

Varys: “I suppose it is hard for a fanatic to admit a mistake. Isn’t that the whole point of being a fanatic? You’re always right. Everything is the Lord’s will.”

Kinvara: “Everything is the Lord’s will. Men and women make mistakes … even honest servants of the Lord.”

Varys: “And you? An honest servant of the Lord? Why should I trust you any more than the priestess who counseled Stannis?”

Tyrion: “My friend has a healthy skepticism of religion, but we’re all loyal supporters of the Queen.”

Kinvara: “Everyone is what they are and where they are for a reason. Terrible things happen for a reason. Take what happened to you, Lord [Varys], when you were a child. If not for the mutilation by the second-rate sorcerer, you would not be here, helping the Lord’s Chosen bring light into this world. Knowledge has made you very powerful … but there is still so much you don’t know. Do you remember what you heard, the night the sorcerer tossed your parts into the flames? Should I tell you what the voice said? Should I tell you the name of the one who spoke or where it lives?”

there were leaks for next episode on reddit. the guy desceibed osha's death and other scenes in detail before they aired so he's legit. he deleted all his posts later but a lot of people saw them and they were confirmed by another guy who says he works on the show.

Horrible

1. Salsa queenudduhnorth
2. Theon

>Least favs
>brienne
>jonsus
>dan

>White Walkers turn water to ice, walk around the fucking wall

1 Stannis
2 Davos
3 Jamie
4 Tywin
5 Ned
6 Robert
7 Robb
8 Arya
9 Jon
10 Sansa

Worst
Catelyn
Brienne

Her Vale chapters are pretty great desu. People summarise her as being a camera but her character interactions and thoughts are so much more interesting than that

>1 Stannis

opinion thrown into the trash and burned. Go back to le reddit

>If not for the mutilation by the second-rate sorcerer, you would not be here, helping the Lord’s Chosen bring light into this world.

Post yfw the show reveals that Dany is Azor Ahai

>mfw

>The crow, the crow. Under the sea the crows are white as snow, I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.

She has to have R'hllorists in her army and maybe even be on her self to complete the Sauron analogue.

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