We're writing a rap song one post at the time

We're writing a rap song one post at the time

trips must rap it

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As i walk to the valley of niggers and jews

i meet a faggot named ted cruz

Saw that funny looking nigga on the news

shieeeeet

scratching his balls, man the harpoon

My cock is bigger than te got damn moon

And I don't give a fuck bout no shit smellin coon

Too bad im a faggot, and dont like poon

Small white bitches lookin pretty. Can find them everywhere in the city

checkem bois

And if you tryna test me ill turn to be a goon

Balls are sweaty, moms spaghetti

That shits crazy, yall niggas cant phase me

Niggers tongue my anus

Yo, yeah light the bifta, I'm gonna rape your little sister, 5 chicken lickin I'm gonna give her a kickin

Thats the way Sup Forums has raiaed me

im a niggr and police wont stop chase me :(

I'm a kiss less virgin. Send help

get ready boise!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ALZOSS7Fw

and real talk, I only troll on yelp

Those pigs just shoot and tase me

Nigga I be smoking nigga
My nigga he be tokin nigga
Our dicks is Hella Bigga nigga

OP is a faggot, this thread is full of cucks

So the GBP'S wont let me eat, my chicks in peace so look at me,
my mommy tried to shut me down on Ecstasy
But it feels so empty,
with no tendies

youtube.com/watch?v=dWaRmSU-McA
what the fuck

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Man that shit fuckin still amaze me

It's crazy how nasty they tazing me

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

OP's mom gets railed by niggers

Holy shit, check this one out
youtube.com/watch?v=FjhumuC02R8

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

Im beginning to feel like a Fa-ggot, Fa-ggot,
All my tendies from the floor to my pla-tter,pla-tter,

cummy

nnnnnigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, why'd you eat so much chicken nigga nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, my dick is so much bigger

>dead thread
>trips won't even deliver
>time to get out of bed
>silver

moot got sprayed by niggers

Op is a fag
but im glad
never sad

I can smell the dick
I can smell the dick
It's going in so deep
Mature in basement
scat in the casket
let me live once more
with you Op , you faggot

My dick big

The chicks dig

I rep my town homeboy I rep my set why theses little fuckers wanna disrespect go on Sup Forums talking big now you said my name now I gotta put this fucken tramp to shame

RIP

They say I've calmed down since the last album
Well, lick my dick, how does that sound? (Umm)
Smell my gooch, you could kiss my buns
And I don't give a shit, ban my rectum
Somebody said bands make her dance
You think you're getting cash, no bitch, you're dumb
The only thing that you're gonna get is this dick
Wait turn this up, bitch, this my jam (Where the drums at?)
Here, take a goddamn picture
And tell Spike Lee he's a goddamn nigger
And while you're at it, pass the lotion
And fapping and Xbox Live, that fun
Before I come, I'm calling your sister
When she comes over, I take picture
Instantly put it on Instagram
And suplex her off a building if I get banned

Tamale! Tamale! Tamale! Tamale!
Why y'all so salty? Hot tamale is on
A can of beans, bitch, I'm on
Your boy is bad to the bone

Bring back the horns that was played in the beginning
And tell Tony Parker that I found his vision
And if he's tripping off my sneak dissing
Then he has to deal with me and my minions
Tryna get a bimmer, E46
Have you heard "48", motherfucka I'm great
Golf Wang prints always cover the sleeves
From cuts for the Biebs, cause he's puffin' the trees, please
Fuck I look like? Got a new bike tire
Never pop like the puss on a butch dyke
Think I give a fuck, I do go raw
Then I bust in her jaw like (Fuck that disease!)
My urethra, hole that I pee from
Bigger than the obese hanging on Aretha
Now, turn that snare down
I'm back like I'm Rosa Parks fare on the same damn bus
Like "You're going to jail now!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could ever give a fuck?
Bitch Suck Dick, motherfuck you and your opinions
(Can you kick it?) Yes, I can sir, where the lump is
Sicker than the last bar bold-er, I’m a CO
Colorado, fuck Michael bitch I’m badder than my BO
Find me and Lance tryna dance during chemo
Before they repossess our strong arm bands and tuxedos

Yeah, buddy, this is my jam, na na na na na na na!
Golf Wang, Golf Wang, no fuck you, na na na na na na!

underage leave

Mmm thick nigger dick splerging in my ass