It's my birthday Sup Forums, and i'm alone drunk and snorting cocaine yay

It's my birthday Sup Forums, and i'm alone drunk and snorting cocaine yay

Show me that timestamp faggit

Sure you are faggot

Happy birthday. How old are you now in troll years?

it's not a picture of me you fucking retard
do you assume every picture an OP posts is themselves?

You're not alone, but my birthday is 3 days away

nice life decitions took you there

Yes because all OP are faggots and you're not an exception

listen, you don't know shit buddy
the fact that you messed that up proves i am infinitely smarter than you
you're like an ant to me, and you'll only dream of achieving the shit i have

But I don't want cocaine. I'm not an inbred nigger hillbilly

you can't afford cocaine, you're way too poor and you couldn't get your hands on it if you tried

U fuckin what mate? I skull fuk ur nan for your birthday and I'll show her who the poor bastard is

nice try prole, but you can't make me angry if you can't even afford a 10th of the lifestyle i live

you are shit and piss under my $500 italian boots

I won't piss on them I'll shit in ur car vent (if you even own one dirty queer bait) and turn that shit on

The thought that it's your birthday and you're browsing this shit hole is sad. Go outside and fuck anything with a heart beat

Guys, can't we all just be friends?

lol you couldn't get in to my neighborhood buddy, gated community
you want a handout bud? just because i'm alone now doesn't mean my birthday won't be the biggest fucking party my town has seen in years

how many people will come to yours? none, because people aren't friends with people who can't afford decent drugs you fucking loser

Who gives a fuck?

>gated community
What's it like in prison OP? How many times have you been ass fucked by the big dick nigger in your cell? I'm sure he can't wait to come to your birthday party fag

it's a rich community you shit, you couldn't afford to look at it
how much did you make last year? because you're clearly jealous as fuck

At least you've got your looks.

You're right. I can't afford to go to prison now. I made $125k last year. I'd like to see you do better