>Easter is coming up in a few months
Why won't Americans take part in this sacred event of remembrance?
Easter is coming up in a few months
Nolan Evans
Oliver Evans
They don't?
Had no idea
Lucas Gomez
can't wait for the celebration lads
Asher Martin
Didn't you know? Really is a hard nut to crack.
Gabriel Ross
I'm looking forward to it.
Bentley Martinez
Sweden is mostly atheist, you are the ones that don't celebrate Easter. America is far more Christian than Europe.
Adam Jones
Will Donald Trump introduce Easter to the American public for the first time this year?
Jack Collins
But the question is, are the american people ready?
Jeremiah Taylor
>America is far more Christian than Europe.
but why don't Americans partake in celebrations of holy individuals then?
Chase Roberts
I don't know. After the mass ban on kinder eggs, they have strayed far from the light.
Hudson Hughes
Donald Trump is not a true Christian. He's had like 3 divorces (or was it 2 divorces, 3 wives in total? I forget), was pro abortion until he started to pretend to be conservative, is greedy as hell, etc etc. He won't be starting any religious traditions in America.
Because of its pagan origins.
Alexander Rogers
Why do Americans refuse to celebrate the resurrection of Christ?
Noah Miller
Valentine's ?
Eli Reed
ooga?
Jaxon Powell
A celebration of a bastard carpenter who faked his own death?
Juan Bennett
But why don't Americans observe the resurrection of a certain holy man?
Jeremiah Robinson
A """holy""" man that never existed perhaps?
William Allen
Too intelligent, I'm afaird
Parker Collins
Can the loss of a chocolate treat egg really make a whole nation lose their way?
Adam Perez
Perhaps
Xavier Thompson
An aryan that gave his life for you perhaps?
Gabriel Ward
?
Zachary Price
?
Asher Cox
remove frogposter
Brayden Walker
a forbidden egg perchance?
Matthew Cook
frogs ≠ toads
Robert Robinson
>holey
Anthony Watson
Hmm?
Jackson Scott
Expulsion from an aircraft after the sustainment of gunshot wounds perhaps?
Easton Moore
pask?
Brayden Sullivan
EGG?
Michael Scott
This is the smugest pepe. I wonder why it isn't as popular as normal pepe.
Justin King
A holiday for a certain son of a deity you say?
Zachary Morris
>pepe
Nathaniel Hughes
Easter toad and pepe are two different characters.
Pepe is for normies and edgelords. Easter toad is much more refined.
Justin Taylor
A celebration of Spring, perhaps?
Andrew Carter
>Americans don't take part in the culmination of the Passion of Jesus, preceded by Lent (or Great Lent), a forty-day period of fasting, prayer, and penance.
Chase Gray
Pashkët?
Jack Allen
...
Andrew Edwards
?!?!?
Henry Reyes
resurrection?
Ethan Cook
Saved.
Austin Lewis
...
Ryder Ramirez
...
Kayden Morgan
Under Trump only Jewish holidays may be observed.
Adrian Walker
...
Blake Flores
A commemorative event marking the rising of a certain holy man?
Ayden Walker
Hmmmmm?