What do Adriatic Slavs think of Italy?

What do Adriatic Slavs think of Italy?

bump, interested too

Looks like worms in dirt.

>Adriatic """""""Slavs""""""""
They are illyrians and Dinarics

How do Italians eat so much starch? Doesn't it make them feel nauseous?

Racial science is retarded.

It does looks like shit, but seems very tasty though.

>pasta + mussels and squid
>the black color is vinegar I guess

So much noodles though. How can Italians eat all that bread and pasta?

Squid ink

We evolved to become more resistant to it.
It's like breathing oxygen for us.

I can tell you Croatians are a bunch of cunts. We have some kind of love-hate relationship with Albanians. Those in Italy are mostly thieves, but most people who visit Albania say they're nice fellas. Also, as a former colony they speak Italian so no need to learn any useless Balkan language or even speak English to have fun there.

They don't eat pasta everytime. mediterraneans diet are very diversified.

it's a good staple. keep portion sizes small and it makes a nice, light meal.
black color is squid ink. i'm no expert but i thought it would be more common to put it in the pasta rather than the sauce

kek

they're actually first who was called by that name and then its just was spreaden on rest who speaking on languages of same group
correct?

>black color is squid ink
Oh man, It's a real thing? I thought you were joking. Does it taste good?

Yes, the ink doesn't taste of much, it's just salty and the dish tastes of seafood.

Doesn't every Albanian have a relative in Italy ?

That seems pretty tasty

Don't mind me.

They really fucking do. There's like half a million of them here and only 2,7m on the other side of the Adriatic.

Tentacles are cute.

come 'ere buddy

>Does it taste good?
Yes

Love-hate relationship with Albanians, but when you get to know some of them, luckily non the stupid ones, they really are similair to us.

We don't really have an opinion on the others, as they didn't come here massively back in times.

Well, we kinda hate Croatians but only for TERRE IRRIDENTE and Foibe

Why are h*mans ruling this planet again?
Intelligent squids would be superior species in every way.

Opposable thumb and more advanced and developed brains = tools to eradicate competition.

Would octopi eat us as a delicacy if they ruled the Earth?

Slovenians are hateful and desperate for attention, croatians bathe in our holidays money, albanians come here to steal some shit, I don't know about the rest.

tfw too intelligent to swim