Come on Sup Forums get me laid

Come on Sup Forums get me laid
>dubs or above decide

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tell her you're into pee and stuff.

Not trying to disgust you, but do you want to taste my cock?

So, do you use the puppy filter to hide how cute you are?

"I eat ass"

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

winrar

why would you want to fuck a dog you sick bastard

tell her she has a face so beautiful you want to shove it into the mattress while you savagely wreck her from behind.

"You know, i really do find a lot in a woman like you"

say "Heil Hitler"

Roll.

roll for this

Wow, you're really trying to get him laid

Lets get one thing clear. I am not your friend, i merely want to slap my dick and balls across your face until it leaves an imprint.

Someone has too.
Plus, I wanna see nudes.

Show me your tits fat bitch.

Say "le 9gag armie is here xD XD"

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jay have you ever met with kevin the hedgehog?

say "thank god your alive"

"your name might be jay, but i'm definitely not gay."
proceed to fuck her anus

I want to Jaym my cock into you

Op is a faggot.

Lol come on better lines

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Did you know I'm just fooling and posting this on Sup Forums? boards4chan.org/b/thread/697257531

kek hope this get dubs

Do you like calvin and hobbes?

Ayy hold up ik this bitch call her a busta ass baller she'll know what it means.

I've got some pretty hot progeria porn on VHS if you wanna come over and bust some cums

Tell her you want to Invite her to and Italian restraunt for spaghetti and only spaghetti, she'll end up laughing.

Stop using lol so much faggot

This fucking OP is frustrating as fuck

send it

Send her some goatse images.

Reroll

Kek.

Do it.

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Do it op

Don't talk to me, i have a girlfriend

roll for dis shiznit