Most savage fight/brawl you have ever been in b/

Most savage fight/brawl you have ever been in b/

>be me
>see thread
>zero posts
>the fight to post first begins
>tfw I got it
>feels good man.html

There we were in Africa with our backs to the wall, 3 against 1000. We fought valiantly, covered in blood...3 against 1000...

Saw an honest-to-god Shaniqua fight back in high school in 1994. Brutal hair-ripping, punching, clawing, brutal as fuck. Both of them fighting over some dude named Tyrone (who was cheating on them). It came to a head when one slammed the other into the snack vending machine. Damn thing must not have been locked because she bounces off of it....and the glass door creaks open. For a minute, everyone stared- then ran and started tearing out all the food inside, to the point that those spiral things got pulled out as well. Next day, all the vending machines at the High school got taken away.

RIP harambae

Working late at Howard Johnsons ( back in the day) I saw the cops drag some unruly guy out into the parking and beat the living shit out of him. They made his friend pay the bill. Good times.

Wow. Kek

That sounds entertaining

Used brass knuckles once.
Wish I hadn't afterwards.
The guy turned out to be a poor fighter.
He kept his head down and came at me like a windmill.
I repeatedly hit him on the crown of his head with the knuckles.
He ended up with staples in his scalp.
Then, he threatened police action.
I bribed him to shut up.
Never heard from him again.
His head was fucked up.

Fucking Cheater

>be me
>be six years ago
>walking with my boyfriend downtown
>hop into store to get some drinks
>come out and he's gone
>hear something
>run around corner
>three guys beating him up
>run as hard as I can past the first two and body slam the third guy carrying him into the wall
>smack his head against the brick wall two or three times
>get hit and turn and start grappling with the other two
>boyfriend manages to get a chokehold on one
>get the baseball bat and start beating the guy senseless.
>take their wallets
>get the fuck out of there
>check that my man is ok
>he doesnt need medical attention
>stop at a gas station
>fill up gas canister in my truck
>go to the house address which is on two of the IDs.
>splash gas all over the detached garage
>light it on fire.

>after a few months I drive by and see the garage is getting redone.
>drive by occassionally
>once its done again i burn it down again

i got stabbed nine times

shiiit... similar thing happened to the vending machines at my school. Someone cracked it open so you could reach up in it, pull out the spirals and get all the food.

Then the machines all disappeared. And people cried that there were no vending machines anymore. Socialism in a nutshell.

Nah I didn't want to fight.
I didn't care to risk losing when I didn't want to fight in the first place.
I slept with this guy's girl but she lied and had told me she was single.
The boyfriend would not leave it alone.
Don't come at someone and threaten their safety and assume that they intend to play by your faggot rules.
I won twice.
Fucked his girl and his dome.

Story?

i wanna fuck you so hard.

This happdned. Can confirm, am fire fighter.

its a dood

so socialism, to you, is good times and one less way people are sold by the people nominally paid to serve them?

Well, to be honest, we had a gas station and a comic book store across the street from the high school, so it just limited getting sodas and stuff to the lunch period. Still, wasn't surprised to see them yank the vending machines out. And yeah, there were kids acting like they were being oppressed because they couldn't get overpriced snacks *in* the school.

Also, I just realized it was 1993, not 1994, because in Austin, Coca Cola company was testing out OK Soda.

I miss OK soda.

>trying to work things out with female in high school
>fucked me around emotionally
>im at work
>friend who works at mall says gf is there holding hands with other guy
>thats it ive had enough
>leave work
>pick up bro
>go to mall
>find her and guy
>yell at guy
>he walks away
>grab her by the shirt
>screaming in her face
>spit in her face and call her whore
>go after guy
>we're in a macys
>he doesnt wanna fight
>grab big frying pan off of rack
>throw it at him
>get him in the face
>he starts running away
>fuming pissed off at this point
>lose control
>run after him
>tackle him in parking lot
>bloody that motherfuckers face
>friend tries to pull me off
>finally I back off
>fists hurt and hes laying on ground
>girl starts saying shes sorry
>ignore her and bum cigarette off of friend
>leave

This kids dad was a cop and nothing ever came of this severe ass beating. She later told me it was hot how I fought "for her". Ending up getting back together with her then I cheated on her and moved 3k miles away

>Be running track and field
>Fastandblack.jpg
>finish 400 meter race, won that shit
>School in bad neighborhood
>Friend at shot put field
>Would not be surprised to find a syringe here
>Absolutely deaded from 400, wanna walk down the block to get some skitties before we head back, it's dark.
>"Sup nigga"
>"who sir, me?"
>Group of BIG motherfuckers has followed me around the bleachers
>Apparently this school disliked us because we smash them often.
>I am unfucking FATHOMABLY tired
>survivability level: Zero.
>Homie is 400+ meters away on crack shot put field out of view, and it's geting fucking dark.
>Immediately sit down
>"What's up?"
>Guy runs at me, I pop off track spikez (running shoes with no shit spikes in them)
>Slap him in the face with it, fucked his face UP.
>It's not very effective, they start beating the shit out of me, stomping me like a bug.
>One of them dislodges my shoulder
>All of the power to scream is restored.
>One of them mounts me and starts punching, I'm grabbing his shirt,
>nothelping.jpg
>Homies heard me yelp for Sweet jesus Christ
>Homies are en route
>See a fucking track spike foot kick the guy on top of me in the face
>That probably killed him.
>Trying to stand up, cannot, too tired from even, very concussed.
>There's five of them, and nearly my whole track team back here attacking eachother.
>Girls are screaming and shit, I'm wobbling around like an asian girl orgasming.

gotta post before thread possibly dies? will continue

I do, too, even though it tasted like something you could make at a soda fountain with coke, dr. pepper, and some orange soda. Do you remember the 1-800 number with the bland-voiced guy?

>fucked his girl and his dome
Alpha as fuck

>boyfriend
fag

YES!!!

>"Press 4 to tell us why your day was OK."

Well obviously.

>Get over to bleacher, which is rusted and covered in spiderwebs, grab as hard as I can, cut my hands on it, start vomiting.
>Homie comes over from shotput, big as FUCK
>By now their team has joined in too, it's an all out fuckfest.
>Get kicked into bleacher metal, somehow still conscious, grab guy who kicked me- start biting.
>Can hear girlfriend screaming my name- not my best moment lol.
>Elbowed in face.

Pic related, it's a track spike.
Our team was actually disqualified. I broke 2 ribs, which was nauseatingly painful- but besides that? I'm fine. Didn't die. I have another story.

>yell at guy
What a faggot. Did HE fuck you emotionally? No? Then why the fuck are you mad at him?

Sure.

Yeah I totes beats the heck out of these muggers that wanted to steal away my things from me.

>"Here are some OK bird calls. Tweet-tweet. Chirrup chirrup chirrup...."

Bump.

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Your mom put up quite a struggle when I fucked you into her, OP.

It was nice, would assault again.

No rules faggot. What about getting jumped? Do you think anyone cares about the rules in a fucking street fight?

Sorry, didn't link the stories together, that's first part and second part.

A real man uses tools. GJ on kicking his faggy ass.

Thanks fam.

this would normally be correct, except the other guy was a total beta and let himself get yelled at and asswhupped by some spastic raging cuck

tbh if that guy's gf was cheating on him with someone who wasn't a coward, he would have got his ass beat

beating my dick

First post best post

bamp still typing story.

Wasn't in it, but saw a 300 pound 6 foot tall niggress completely destroy a girl 1/3 her size. threw her a good 8 feet across a table.

nigga bc he was stealing his girl. you sound like a bitch

I hate drama in my life. If I was with a chick and she couldn't deal with her ex (unless I really liked her) I wouldn't either. It's her problem, she can deal with her own poor choices in life. I don't like to coddle people. Now if we were being mugged or she was about to be raped or something that's a different story altogether.

>stealing his girl
For one you don't know that (she could have lied for example). For two thousands of guys will do that. If you want to live a life where you are paranoid as fuck and have to constantly check if your slutty GF is cheating on you yet again go for it. I'd rather just make sure not to have a cheating whore of a gf in the first place.

>be six
>dad said he was taking me to the store but he stopped at a hotel
>wait in the car for about an hour
>dad speed walks out with a pocket knife
>blood on his shirt
>scared as fuck
>notice somebody walking towards him as he's trying to unlock the car door
>the guy tries to stab my dad
>he does this lunge like some kind of fucking swordsman from the dark ages
>dad tries to grab his hand I think
>blade goes right through and he screams
>dad starts shaking the guy in the neck with his free hand
>I hear gunshots
>I think one hits the windshield so I hide behind the back seat
>can't see dad
>two black women get in the car and start taking things out of the glove box
>one sees me
>I piss myself
>they leave
>police arrive
>dad dies
Found out he hired some prostitute and tried not to pay or something. Really fucked me up

Nah I knew of this guy. He would always text her and she said she wouldnt hang with him or talk to him. I was young and dumb. Naive high school days. I bet he'll think twice before going after taken skanks again though

>at a punk show at some dude's house
>me and my squad was out on the porch smoking and drinking beers in between bands
>casually chuck an empty bottle onto the lawn
>don't think anything of it because there are already empties and cans everywhere
>bottle ends up bouncing off the lawn and onto the street, shattering
>fucking knobs on the other side of the porch get triggered af
>"THAT'S SO NOT FUCKING COOL, WHAT THE FUCK"
>me and crew pause, taken aback by the display of autistic rage
>carry on drinking and smoking
>some dipshit walks up to us
>"yo i know it was one of you who threw that bottle because you all got quiet when i said something"
>i'm not about to let this peckerwood run his fucking mouth at me like this so i chime in
>"man, it's just a bottle, chill the fuck out"
>he looks at me "so it was you then?"
>"yeah, so what?"
>bam, suckers me in the face (note that im sitting down and i wear glasses so those go flying off to god knows where)
>i spring up, grab the cocksucker by his neck and start wailing on his face, he's hitting me as well, hockey fight style (and yeah i'm fuckin canadian bud, g'day)
>takes at least 6 people break us apart, including homeboy's buddy who's throttling me

anyways some dipshit called the fucking pigs, luckily we smooth-talked our way out of it when they showed up, and i managed to retrieve my glasses, so everything ended up pretty alright in the end

Another story, in this one I actually did lose consciousness, but it still wasn't as epic as the track/field one.
>Be me
>In USMC
>Out in DC at gay club "The Town", most of you faggots have probably heard of it.
>Coming out of club with qt 6.28
>Want to talk to him before we catch a cab, half because I'm black and cabs don't stop, and that shit is embarassing, half because it makes my dick much harder to actually KNOW a person before having sex with them.

I would describe the pure fucking sexiness that is this dude, but I don't want to sound like a faggot. Imagine Jake Bass in a black/white leather jacket. I'm going to bang him until there's nothing left to fuck.

>We walk for a WHILE. get to the subway further down the road than the one right next to the club "Shaw".
>Whiteboy walks up, drunk with his friends, arguing playfully
>"Hey where the bitches at? Are they over here? or over there"
>Interuppted what could've been a kiss, I know you fuckers don't care about that shit- fuck you, I like these things.
>"I don't fucking know"
>Hottie pipes up, for some ungodly reason starts talking shit to these KINDA BIG college kids.
>Has a feminine sorta voice.
>Main guy charges back, "shut the fuck up faggot"... you know the deal.
>Try to walk off, hottie is not having it.

One sec, too long, I'll cut it into two pieces here.

>Continues shit talking, why can't he shut his pretty mouth.
>They punch him, great. Now I have to fight too.
>Trying DESPERATELY to keep them away from hottie, he's not making it very easy by charging back.
>'nother punch towards hottie, I fire back, hit guy.
>Another guy pushes my ear, I am deaf on the right side of my face and the cartilage starts stinging like it's on fucking fire.
>Kick, miss chest, hit nuts.
>They take as massive fucking insult, one of them triest to spear me, just grabs. He's GOD DAMNED strong, and I'm pretty fucking strong even though I'm skinny, so that's saying something.
>Somehow end up on ground, looking around like a dumbass trying to grapple.
>Get kicked in head, break hold by freaking out and bucking like a bull.
>College whiteboy uses ninja jutsu to get behind me, fastest I've ever been put in a headlock.

From there everything went white, I woke up on the ground and hottie was standing there like an asshole- all the other guys were gone. RIGHT ABOUT HERE I started reevaluating who I hung out with. My nice clothes were all fucked up and I'd hurt my leg at some point. I also had a massive scuff on my face. Probably let me drop to the fucking pavement.

Needless to say, hottie lost his fucking appeal. Did not fuck, went back to hotel and ate pizza- then went to bed watching Death Note (was not really paying attention to it).

> me and my best mate walking down the street to the garage to pick up some of that sweet Fanta Orange.
> Mate tells me that three guys were following us.
> look around to confirm and when I do one of the three guys shouts "hey you dropped something wait up!"
> two of them start to jog towards us.
> feel my heart beat rise as I double check my pockets , Everything was where it should be, Mate mutters that he has everything too, can see he is also jumpy as FUCK at this point.
> the third one starts jogging after the other two,
> I yell back that we hadn't dropped anything
> they don't answer and keep coming at us.
> Suddenly my mate out of nowhere just yells like a Fucking Banshee and sprints full tilt at them, Made me flinch so bad and made the first two slow down to a trot as they watched this yelling man sprinting at them.
> Stupid me watches until friend dive tackles one of them to the ground and starts mercilessly smacking the shot out his face while the guys friend starts beating on my mate from behind.
> At this point I snap and Also run full sprint mimicking my mates Banshee like war cry.
> Gets the other guys attention, 3rd guy at this point nowhere to be seen.
> fucker held up his hands and shouted "no no no!"
> I reached him and hesitate telling him to FUCK off then. Turning my attention to my mate who had stopped beating the shit out if the poor bastard he was on top of.
> guys face is literally a bloody mess.
> MFW I never even got to fight.

>

quick thinking by ur bro to turn the tables on them like that, gg wp

Well shit.

>me and my squad
>casually chuck an empty bottle onto the lawn
>don't think anything of it because there are already empties and cans everywhere
You're a real fucking faggot.

Tha's why you gotta eat them. It's pretty good self-defence.

Eat hwat?

because i chucked an empty onto a lawn already full of empties?

you've never been to a house show have you?

Take a bite out of their neck. Freaks them the fuck out. Obviously I don't recommend swallowing.

>late 80's
>go to club
>band named dri is playing
>punk rock people slam dancing
>mexicans skinheads show up
>mexican skinhead throws a can at singer
>singer stops band and yells
>hey you.. fuckin' beaners.. stop throwing shit
>people start yelling at band to fuck off
>punk rock band plays more
>punks dance
>shows over go to a after party
>tons of peeps show up
>dri band shows up
>singer walks in gate and yells
>sure glad those fuckin beaners arent here
>people laugh
>then you hear from the crowd
>YES WE ARE
>mexicans go apeshit on the band
>beat the shit out of singer
>band is frantic trying to leave
>leave all their band shit in a van out front
>run off like oc bitches
>mexicans open van take errything
>cops show up with band
>i hide under a deck
>van is rekt
>they drive off screaming
>cops break up party and leave

mfw: I still have one of their guitars and 2 of their skateboards in my garage.

>people are acting like shity faggots
>guess that means I can too

You're a faggot for lacking personal standers and using others as your "measuring stick". And unironically using the term "squad".

Also, no. No I have not. But I'm O.K. with that. In fact, I rather prefer it.

>Be 19
>Having gimpy arm lengthened so 6 titanium pins drilled into humerus, attached to big external metal rod. Arm's a fucking useless mess.
>Hanging out with bad influence friend, his punk friend and new guy in punk friend's room.
>Everyone drunk, high, snorting pills, etc.
>Chill night of being losers until new guy starts drunkenly stating that he can beat ass of anyone in room.
>Look at him and drunkenly proclaim "You can't beat my ass motherfucker."
>He bellows and charges. Collides with me.
>No big deal. 3 years of Brazilian Jujitsu. Execute standing guillotine choke.
>Oh shit, other arm useless. Try to lock move but excruciating agony as muscles contract around rods.
>Feel intense pain in side, laugh at now-freaked out other guys. "This little bitch is biting the shit out of me!"
>Set him down on the floor, mount him, try to calm him down because now realize how stupid this all is.
>"Dude, settle down and I'll let you up."
>No doing. Drunken rage. Starts scratching at my eyes and face. No big deal, curl head up on his chest, just like training.
>Stars punching top of my thick skull. Ha ha, jokes on you, enjoy busted knuckles.
>Try again to calm him down, feeling like a belligerent redneck asshole now. Usually not an aggressive person, alcohol's fault.
>"Dude, settle your shit down and I'll let you up."
>Seems like he's calming down for just a moment. Spits right in my eyes. Calmly wipe face off on his shirt as he goes back to beating on top of my head. Why am I giving him so many chances?
>Bad influence friend already bailed out window. Punk friend freaking out.
>Try one more time to talk reason into him.
>Throws legs up and hooks it onto shit in my arm and starts pulling it back.
>Super fucking pissed now. This could really, really hurt my arm. Pull his leg off and get right in his stupid face.
>"Do NOT do that again motherfucker!"

I'm the guy with the track and field story just a little bit up that bit another guy after getting kicked into the metal bleachers in front of his girlfriend.

Sufficient to say- that experience of looking like a pussy that bites people made an impression on me- a do not do that shit again type of impression. I was trying to get laid, gotta look cool

Biting people doesn't look cool.

>be me, sophomore in high school
>be in sports camp
>bunch of kids in dorms at university fucking around
>start play fighting after covering floor with mattresses
>shit turns gladiator style, people calling names out and whoever's called out enters center and fights
>get called out
>fuckyeah.jpg
>biggest Chad in group gets called out, 6'2 blondefag
>ofuck.mov
>he tackles me to the ground, somehow manage to get him in a headlock and squeeze with the force of one thousand big bangs to not die
>he's struggling
>stands up
>slams me into the wall a couple times
>everyone screaming like apes
>oh shit, can barely see/breathe
>still not letting go
>he begins to get weak
>somehow slams his head against the wall and collapses
>everyone pulls me off of him
>he's on the ground clutching his head
>mfw
I ended up having to treat him for shock because none of the other idiots knew any first aid.

You have to look like you really enjoy it. As in take off a huge chunk of flesh, make sure there is plenty of blood on you. Though I agree "cool" is not a word to describe it...

>triggered by the word 'squad'
>not understanding that when you open your house to a show/party, empties will be left everywhere and this is totally normal and acceptable behaviour
>never been to a house show

good luck with whatever your fucking malfunction is

You're a proper dumb cunt you knkw that yeah?
Getting back together with that bitch
And wailing on the guy who prob didnt kniw shit about you makes you a gigantocunt

No, I understand- But I REALLY wanted to bang this guy. I see the strategic advantages of it? But I've got reservations about the aftermath.

Regardless, it's not a "go to" move. Being a half a faggot I know: You can get aids or some disease like it fairly easily.

Alright annons I've had my CCW for under a day and I already have a soccer mom story.
>be me
>3 day waiting period is over
>just got my first hand gun
>.410 judge shoot bang kill thang
> have new shiney hand banger in shoulder holster under a jacket
>Walk to my buddies apartment
>showing off new shiny tool of justice
>his mentally handy capped aunt walks in.
>she is literally restated
>hates me and my buddy
> gun is unloaded
>bitch flips the fuck out yammering in tard speach
>most of it about me trying to kill her "kids" (cats)
>Buddy is in the process of evicting her
>bitch has been mooching off of them for about 3 weeks
>he looses it
>grabs tard and drags her out of his room.
>grabs up her cat children and literaly chucks them into their cages
>proceeds to toss out aunt
>proceeds to toss cages over his head at her
(She had pulled a lot of shit before hand that lead up to this.)
>tard calls cops
>said I held her at gun point and stole money and SEXUALY ASSAULTED HER
>cops know her
>she has been arrested twice for blowing truckers at local stop.
>they ask us what happened
>tell them story, embellish some details.
>show them marks from her grabbing at my gun
>tfw she is arrested for assault, trespassing, animal neglect/abuse and has her cat children taken away, and then later jumping bail,

fucking tards dude.

>He does it again. Cranking his leg so hard I have to grab the hem of his pant leg and lift it off my arm and drop it.
>Literally say "Okay, you asked for it!"
>Star pounding him right in his stupid fucking nose. Pinned to the floor so his face is absorbing every ounce of force. Punk friend bails out of window too.
>After third punch he starts screaming and crying.
>Nose crushed, face covered in blood.
>I start crying too. Never hurt anyone in my life, feel like monster.
>I roll off off him. He sits up sobbing and drooling blood everywhere.
>"*SNRK!* N-now it's *bad influence friend*'s turn!"
>He bails out window and chases down BI friend.
>Tackles him in street, sobbing and bleeding on his shirt.
>Me and BI friend bail in my car while new guy wails and bellows in street like at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre but without chainsaw.
>Next morning take photos of my swollen, scratched up face and huge bite mark on my ribs.
>Punk friend got his ass beat by his dad.
>Tells us that new guy got arrested later that night while drunkenly stumbling around town bridge. It was like his second or third night in our town. Also nose broken in three places.
>Suddenly remember that punk friend's room was littered with knives, as per teenage angst. Shit could have gotten REALLY bad.
>In retrospect, one of stupidest moments of my life.
>Barely a month later BI friend gets me into another fight, bar still in arm. Jumped by 4 guys, bare'y make it out.
>A few years later BI friend gets arrested and deported for showing dick to 12-year old girl on webcam.
>Haven't been in fight since. Never worth it. Even if you win someone always gets hurt.

You threw cats at this woman? You're a fucking piece of garbage.

It's the main reason I don't do it. Also, aren't you on PrEP?

Ur a dick

I don't think you know what "triggered" means.

But hey, keep being a shitty person who justifies it by doing shitty things with shitty people.

No dude I don't have aids, lol. I have some friends who've explained what aids does and how easily they got it.

I have one friend who got aids from a literal second of fucking without a condom
>broke inside of chick.

>walking in nyc
>red dyed jeans
>spike belt
>circle jerk Tshirt
>at light girl w bf
>he's eating papaya dog
>girl say circle jerks suck
>flips me off
>i say so do you
>bf shoves me
>take wild sucker swing
>miss bf
>hit gf square in jaw
>you got knocked the fuck out.jpg
>bf tries to pick up gf by arm
>i try to soccer kick bf and hit her elbow
>arm bends backwards with a pop
>puerto rican guy runs up
>thinks i'm getting mugged
>shove bf to ground
>i run off down block to square
>smoke weed with rastas the rest of the day
>no fucks given

I didn't. Buddy did. Thats after almost three week of them spraying piss and shit all over his apartment to the point that he was being threatened with eviction. Her trying to pull the shit she did was what sent him off the deep end.

Broken bottle

...PrEP isn't for people who HAVE AIDS user.

Did you bugger any unconscious bodies?

Well yeah the other guy was a faggot as well.

I genuinely googled it to figure out what it was and looked for buzzwords. I now know that it's for people who don't want to get aids.

And no I'm not.

>wahhh dont use slang i dont like!!! ur such a fagot!!
>im not triggered!!!

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lol, and honestly, telling me i'm shitty means nothing coming from someone who's clearly some kind of socially disabled sperglord

must suck to suck

this post made me zozzle.

I agree with this guy

Holy shit, why not? I don't know why everyone isn't. Shits better than condoms (and everything else) at preventing AIDS. Pretty much no side effects either. I have no clue why everyone doesn't know about this. I only have sex with my wife (sadly, as I'm bi) and even I want to be on it just cause.

Pussy. i really doubt it hurt the cats, theyre athletic and agile as fuck

Between op's mom and her dragon dildo

ya bb u like that? ;^)

People who debase themselves with nigger speak should feel bad.


And you still don't know what triggered means. And I'm starting to question your understanding of the word "suck" as well, since you fuck that up too.

>clearly some kind of socially disabled sperglord
Do you know where you are? Take your maymay insults back to facebook.

LOL NIGGER SPEAK

>le epic master race gentleman too good for house shows and nigger speak

you're such a fucking virgin its unreal lmao

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Kek

I think someone's been....

>wahhh normies get off my Sup Forums!!!

nice "may may" friendo :^)