I'm an American living in Australia and I have have a question for the Australians on this board...

I'm an American living in Australia and I have have a question for the Australians on this board. Why do you always precede 'no' or 'nah' with a 'yeah' first?

Example

>Hey X are you coming along this afternoon?
>Oh yeah nah I can't make it

Sometimes the opposite is done too

>Oh nah yeah I'll be there

And sometimes it gets really confusing when you add multiple yeahs and nahs in there

>Oh yeah nah yeah nah yeah mate, nah yeah I won't be there, sorry mate

Why do you do this? It makes it so hard understanding whether you mean yes or no and I can't tell if I'm just being made fun of

there is a name for it but i forgot it's cultural
basically it's an opener for their frustration or agreement
there were cheatsheet list a few months ago

yea nah
nah yea
yea...nah
nah...yea etc

>seppo can't understand basic lingo
what a fucking surprise, Hank.

>yeah nah
you expect me to give an affirmative answer and I understand that but I have to give a negative answer

>nah yeah
same as above but opposite

>yeah nah
Acknowledged but no.
or
Yeah, right.

>nah yeah
What? Oh wait! Yes.

we say "yeah no" where i live

yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah it's just you fucken yank cunce cant understand a fucken word ay? fucken yeah nah fuck oath

Pipe down lads

That seems really stupid.

>That seems really stupid

so is losing a war to the Vietnamese but that didn't stop you

...

Says the country that lost to birds.

Shit meme

fookin strewth m8. properly embarrassed here ngl

>American "humour"

Nah mate we're like Germany: It was just failed pest control.

Oi, you fucked up in the head or something? stop getting your head off you tosser. proper aussie here, m8, strewth

I'm moving to Australia next month for schools and worried about the apparent insistence on refusing to talk like human fucking beings. Fucking prisoners.

Just speak Mandarin; they're all chinks too.

>awaits the Diary of Emu Francis

It's pretty straight-forward.
Yeah nah - I understand the implications of your request, and acknowledge it. However I must decline.
Nah yeah - I don't really understand the implications of your request, though I'll agree and go along wit hit anyway.

Sometimes it's "the implications of your request" but rather like this
and sometimes it can just be conversation filler and pacing

*it's not

>We literally do the same.

t. gaijin

What the fuck are you on about, North Americans do the same thing - "Yeah, no".

This is the correct answer