Be me

>Be me
>doctor
>Start rumor of pox
>Few weeks pass
>Mainly spent dissecting fetuses and shit
>Tell baron I've cured pox
>Baron rewards me with new leech farm
>and free drinks at local watering hole
>Lifeisgood.parchment
>At peasant tavern
>Sitting in my scariest mask
>Use my best line on nearby clay brained wenches
"I have more than just leeches to put in your dirty holes"
>They giggle
>I am doctor
>Defeater of pox
"you maidens want to come to mine?"
"We can view my new leech farm"
>We get up to leave
>Door swings open
>Another doctor enters
>His mask is scarier than mine
>OhSatanNo.painting
>approach him
>Emasculated by the size of his mask
>wenches prefer doctors with bigger masks

Cont. ?

You have my attention.

Go on...

I need more of this

Am anticipating the continuation of the ball and yarn of witch you speak

Continue, brethren.
Did thou lay the wenches? Post drawings, if thine haseth.

Pt2

>Claims he went to better doctor school
>Not true
>No such thing as doctor school
>He pulls out his leeches
>Even those are bigger than mine
>I tell wenches
"it's not about the size of the leeches"
"It's how you use them"
>Laugh in my face
>Feelsbadman.canvas

>Non masked doctor enters
>What does he want
>Don't like their kind
>Less evolved
"The pox has returned"
>They bring in shirtless wench

Pt3

>They bring in shirtless wench
>lay her on a table
>fellow doctor and I look down at her
>He's stroking his mask
>This fucking guy
>He's so fucking good he could even convince me aromatherapy isn't total bullshit
>Look down at naked peasant women
>Both trying to think of some doctor sounding stuff to say
>No idea what pox even are really
>5 minutes pass
>People start to whisper
"What are they doing?"
"Are you sure they know what they're doing?"
>Notice other doctor sweating
>Now's my chance to upstage him >Time to improvise
"Fetch me a knife"
>Take knife
>Remove round pink pox from each side of women's chest
"She is cured"
>Peasants cheer
>smile under my scary mask
>Make up some shit about how my mask is running low on healing dust
>Baron gives me the other doctors mask
>Charge everyone in village to have two pink pox removed off their chest
>Go home
>scarier mask
>Full coin purse
>The new leechanator farm 3000
>Mfw.

Is there more? This ending makes no sense

I did

Fantastic tale! Next time try cutting some skin off of a man's penis, say that cures the pox, haha!

He cut off their nipples.

Yes

This used to be my favorite kind of thread please someone else contribute.

Here's one from yesterday

Fuck my bad

I live for these Doc threads. Please have more doc stories.

...

Holy fucking asshole... if you know what I mean.

Booting the only I have.

bump

Fuck it, ill just give it a try since it seems no one else is willing.

>Be doctor
>Patients coming in one after another asking for my new medicine.
>Runningout.canvas
>Send young nave out in the swamp for more ingredients
>Comes back with at least 30 toads
>Reward young nave with one on the house
>Squeeze toads juices into a jar
>Patients watch in awe as i reduce each toad to the width of a rubber with each squeeze
>Am strong doctor
>cont?

im going to try my hand at one of these stories tomorrow night.

needs more plot twist

Needs more nipple twist.

then there's this faggot

dubs

Thats yet to come my dear boy


>Patients jaws dropping lower and lower with each squeeze
>Some patients jaws stretching down to their genital area from each squeeze
>Wake up foaming at the mouth with patients surrounding me with disgruntled looks on their faces
>Young nave brought back wrong toads
>Tripping out still
>Never show my face in the town again
>Mfw they've never seen my face anyways

knave

I'm tired af, my bad.

4/10
try harder