Le white people can't cook meme

>le white people can't cook meme

Fuck off you black shit
Who cares if whites don't season their Turkey with cayenne and paprika and BBQ sauce?

We season our BRAINS with literature.
The greatest seasoning to whites is a classic story by Shakespeare. I don't need to coat my chicken wings in black pepper when I can coat my IQ in the works of literary giants, all of whom are my fellow whites.

A nigger requires his 'Senegaliese 50 spice' to make his fucking disgusting brain experience anything that isn't 'feel the urge to mug someone and steal their Air Jordans'. A white person cannot get anything from spice. We need documentaries, and books and music.

I have a phrase

'The blackest in society are the lightest of brain. The whitest in society explore the darkest depths of human emotion, in their art'.

It sums this up nicely.

white people can't cook for shit
>white cuisine
>european cuisine

lmfao

>We season our BRAINS with literature.

>Op False flagging this hard.

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>When having dead natives on your hands is fine

Black people LITERALLY ENSLAVED THEIR OWN KIND, THEN SOLD THEM TO AMERICA

>#ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies
>wing sauce

Do black people really order KFC on Thanksgiving instead of roasting a real turkey?

Yes but the difference is that they didn't treat them inhumanely like the yanks did.

I hate this meme.When people say 'white' they mean yanks or brits.

Italians, Spaniards and Scandis are known world over for their food. But god forbid you think about them.

>enslaving
>not treating people inhumanely

Italians and Spaniards aren't white, though.

I want some of those finger guards. I hate getting grease on me when I eat.

Umm, I hate to breat it to you, but most white people do season their chicken.

White people don't have any culture. I can't cook anything aside from pasta and mash potato's

Speak for yourself.

>Yes but the difference is that they didn't treat them inhumanely like the yanks did.
Better even die free, than to live slaves.

>Scandis are known world over for their food.
Not in a good way.

. Against what light

is false what breath
sucked, for deadlines.

Murder, the cleansed

purpose, frail, against
God, if they bring him
bleeding, I would not

forgive, or even call him
black dada nihilismus

>Spanish
>Scandis
>Known for their food

nice meme

The protestant love, wide windows,
color blocked to Mondrian, and the
ugly silent deaths of jews under
the surgeon's knife. (To awake on
69th street with money and a hip
nose. Black dada nihilismus, for

the umbrella'd jesus. Trilby intrigue
movie house presidents sticky the floor
B.D.N., for the secret men, Hermes, the

blacker art. Thievery (ahh, they return
those secret gold killers. Inquisitors
of the cocktail hour. Trismegistus, have

them, in their transmutation, from stone
to bleeding pearl, from lead to burning
looting, dead Moctezuma, find the West

a gray hideous space

From Sartre, a white man, it gave
the last breath. And we beg him die,
before he is killed. Plastique, we

do not have, only thin heroic blades.
The razor. Our flail against them, why
you carry knives? Or brutalized lumps of

heart? Why you stay, where they can
reach? Why you sit, or stand, or walk
in this place, a window on a dark

warehouse. Where the minds packed in
straw. New homes, these towers, for those
lacking money or art. A cult of death,

need of the simple striking arm under
the streetlamp. The cutters, from under
their rented earth. Come up, black dada

nihilismus. Rape the white girls. Rape
their fathers. Cut the mothers' throats.
Black dada nihilismus, choke my friends

in their bedrooms with their drinks spilling
and restless for tilting hips or dark liver
lips sucking splinters from the master's thigh

I don't get this much white vs black mentality every single american here seems to have. It often times feel like you guys live in a bubble and forget there's much more to the world than just your country. Also this:>I hate this meme.When people say 'white' they mean yanks or brits.

>>le Asian people can't drive meme
>Fuck off you Whtie shit
>Who cares if Asians don't race their cars with precision and competence and low insurance premiums?
>We race our BRAINS with mathematics.
>The greatest drive to Asians is a arithmetic concept by Liu Hui. I don't need to coat my Mustang in racing stripes when I can coat my IQ in the works of mathematics giants, all of whom are my fellow Asians..
>A White requires his '5.0 V8 RACECAR' to make his fucking disgusting brain experience anything that isn't 'feel the urge to coat everything in mayonaise and steal our women'. An Asian person cannot get anything from driving. We need science, and technology and arithmetic.
>I have a phrase
>'The Whitest in society are the lightest of brain. The Yellowest in society explore the darkest depths of human intellect, in their labors'.

Black scream
and chant, scream,
and dull, un
earthly

hollering. Dada, bilious
what ugliness, learned
in the dome, colored holy
shit (i call them sinned

or lost
burned masters
of the lost
nihil German killers
all our learned

art, 'member
what you said
money, God, power,
a moral code, so cruel
it destroyed Byzantium, Tenochtitlan, Commanch
(got it, Baby!

For tambo, willie best, dubois, patrice, mantan, the
bronze buckaroos.

for Jack Johnson, asbestos, tonto, buckwheat,
billie holiday

For tom russ, l'ouverture, vesey, beau jack,

(may a lost god damballah, rest or save us
against the murders we intend
against his lost white children
black dada nihilismus

>Spanish food
>not good

I think Americans are just dipshits and don't know how to cook. my family always seasoned their food.

English food is good though and seasoned well.
its only Americans who can't cook

British seasoning barely go beyond salt and pepper.

Are you a girl by any chance?

Have you even been to Europe? You sound grossly retarded on foreign cuisine.

Why would I need to? They're known around the world, aren't they?

>scandis known for food
The same way Australia is known for its wildlife.

Yes, but not to you apparently.

>niggers think [thing]

literally who cares

Because we don't overseason it and appreciate the natural taste.

Of course not, because I have yet to hear someone say "Bro lets go get Spanish"

I have heard Spanish cuisine be complimented as much as any other.

You are Americans m8

>muh collective guilt
Will this meme ever die?

>US of A
>we whites

oh jeez louise no buddy I have some bad news to break to you you're as black as Alberta tar sands

Who the fuck eats hot wings on Thanksgiving?

Well, it takes one to know one

t. runaway slave state
You're like Liberia north m8

it's no biggie we just keep African American Canadians in Toronto right next to America in case they want to head back home with all the other Jacksons

>getting so easily triggered by nigger twitter memes
>white """"""""""master race""""""""""

not what my passport says piggy
and my granmum and mum can actually cook

>shitaly
Literally only spaghetti
>Asspain
I think you meant Mexico
>scandinavia
Oh well you should have just stated this was a troll post from the beginning.

>scandis
Their chefs and restaurants, sure.
litteraly laughing at your life if you think scandinavian cuisine is known the world over, let alone as being good.

They have top tier seafood. Germany, France, Italy, and Spain are known for top tier food. Canada, US, and Mexico could only hope to compete.

>We season our BRAINS with literature.
from the whites i've met, not really. The only thing they can talk about is shitty hollywood flicks

>Scandis
>known world over for their food

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard here in about two weeks.

Holy moly.

Delete your Sup Forums account.

This entire thread is a containment zone for below-average IQs and adult acne

>it's another "brown people in Fatistan think Amerifat whites are the sum total of all white people across the world" episode
everybody knows Brits, Paddies and Yanks (and Canadians too) have awful food, it's been a European stereotype for centuries for fuck's sake

>Argentina
>white food
Enough of this meme.

French cuisine is the international standard for cooking though.

which is exactly my point

Also, it's always funny to see dindus act as if they're all that different from "white" Americans. As if putting cayenne on your fucking KFC suddenly gives you a real cuisine comparable to France, Italy, Portugal, Hungary, Poland, etc.

I'd season your brain with thyme and marjoram after cutting it into steaks and giving them a brief-yet-intense pan sear, then I would give a gentle braise in a fruity dark-blonde-to-brown Belgian ale with red currants, which would then be reduced with a splash of yuzu for a sauce to be spattered in a Fibonacci inspired rectangle-spiral motif on the plate underneath.

I would ring the plate with baby collard greens, gently steamed and tossed in olive oil, burned white wine and sichuan pepper, and then shave purple heirloom carrot randomly atop.

White people can't cook... psh... I could season your brain with just about anything and make it a dining experience.

idk, my grandparents are great cooks

anyway,

>tfw 23 and LITERALLY never cooked anything before apart from frozen pizzas

i feel so useless for domestic things. yesterday i boiled water on the stove and i had never done that before, i felt like a chef.

Black memes against whites don't even sense most of the time. Talk about insecurity. Most blacks started using spices after whites in their cuisine. Whites can't handle spice meme would make more sense if asians used it.

I'm going to take the Canadian stance on this.

I'm sort of RAing a culinary course at George Brown (long story involving a threesome with the chef and the person in charge of making sure the courses actually run, but that's another story for another day).

This year I have one student who is up from NOLA. He is the blackest, crassest motherfucker I have ever met, but his ability to transpose techniques and ingredients is magical. I wouldn't be surprised to watch this kid take over Momofuku (his favourite restaurant) in the next three years, clean house, then push Chang himself right out the door.

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This is just about the cheesiest+edgiest thing that I've ever read
Do you happen to be a teenager attending a prep school in Northern Virginia?

>Dead natives

What? Thanksgiving is based on the harvest in Canada, hardly anything about killing natives. In fact several I've known over my life also celebrated thanksgiving.

>We season our BRAINS with literature.
What did he mean by this

african-american cuisine is southern cuisine. southern cuisine is easily on the same level as the traditional cuisine in any European country

and frankly, no traditional cuisine is bad. some just focus more on tastes that are less easy to get into