Hey b what is this and what do I do to it
Dub dub dub dub
Hey b what is this and what do I do to it
Kevin Scott
Cooper Collins
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Carter Cooper
Cicada
Ian Jones
It's a cicada it's harmless
Isaiah King
They make loud noises
Christopher Thomas
It's a cicada, satan trips
It makes a loud buzzing noise and molts
I almost thought you were holding a huge horsefly there for a sec
Jaxon Cruz
It's a Cicada, it's harmless let it go
Kayden Diaz
It's a cicada 3301, they're back
Aiden Stewart
Satan DEMANDS YOU SACRICE IT. Death by ingestion is the ONLY ACCEPTABLE METHOD
Zachary Cruz
eat it
Nathan Bell
It's not a cicada, it's a Hor beetle. Hors are pretty much found everywhere and a tell tail sign of a Hor is the loud sounds they make. You will usually find a Hor on its back with its legs in the air. Hors don't make good pets as they are expensive to keep. There are cheap Hors but they are riddled with disease.
Benjamin Howard
Inject it analy
Jaxson Scott
Hold it with your anus
Michael Clark
insert into anus. make into webm and post
Nathan Watson
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Hunter Nguyen
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James Martin
Cicada
They taste good when sauteed in butter.
Benjamin Jackson
Let it free so it can die a ripe old bug in a couple of weeks/days
Zachary Bennett
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Zachary Garcia
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Gabriel Sanders
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Parker Robinson
It's a Ninjask.
Eli Martinez
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Liam Parker
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Wyatt Long
do it
Carson Allen
ding ding winrar
Levi White
let that boi go
Elijah Collins
Winrar!
You know what to do OP. Spread those cheeks
Benjamin Fisher
Question: When you put it on the ground, does it try to fly away but it seems like its head is too heavy or something?
If so, it's likely been parasitized by a Cicada Killer. It'll freeze up from the wasp's neurotoxic sting relatively soon.
Mason Roberts
bump
Chase Rogers
cmon op dont become a faggot
Wyatt Turner
Cicada. It lives underground for 17 years then emerges to mate and die.
Have a heart, let it go to get it's one bit of sex in 17 years, or die in peace if it's already been laid.
Noah Reyes
Said the 40-year old virgin
Brayden Jones
thats a cicade there harmless i think there all over the place in CA i use to keep them as pets when i was little
Blake Hall
those dubs tho
if this post is dubs then up the peehole goes mr cicada
Luke Cook
Like everyone else is saying, its a cicada. One of the little niggers got into my house tonight and he's just chillin in a hanging light, too high up for me to get the dirty fuck out.
Carson Morris
OP is gonna fag
Mason Perez
shove in pooper then post a pic
Ayden Gonzalez
Microwave
Alexander Diaz
run
Juan Perez
Bumping
Chase Lopez
Are you fucking retarded, it's a Cicada
Jose Nguyen
>The Joke
>Your Head
Michael Diaz
This
Hudson Morales
they are quite susceptible to parasites and accumulate toxins. I would advise you against ingesting this insect.