Potato Europe

Potato Europe

I feel like Finland should be included.

do you know any potato recipi?
I mean do you know how to eat potato best way?

and other Nordics. I'm pretty sure we all like our potatoes

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Fine then.

Didn't color Denmark because it's part of the "Swine Europa"

>all these countries have low IQ's
>they're all tied together by their common love of the potato

Do potatoes kill intelligence?

Just looked it up, Latvia seems to consume a lot of potatoes.

Poland doesn't have low average IQ

they are too poor to afford potato idiot

>Romania
>Not a potatoe country
dude

Russia?

Potatoes have little or no nutritional value.

Hmm you might be right.

Don't forget Gotland and Åland

Had to google those desu

And Faroe Islands seems like a potato country too

lol, potatoes and milk have all the nutrition you need. You could survive on that forever

Kaliningrad too m8

without google
rate my intelligence

So, is it complete now?

Top tier proxyposting my friendo

proxy/10

I'm ausentic japppy

Kartoffeln sind lecker.

*authentic
typical engrish desu

Ahem, you konigsberg? Home of the famous Konigs berger klobse?

that's a new way to spell "Królewiec"

The UK should be red

JUST PAINT THE FUCKING MAP RED YOU FUCK

EVERYONE EATS POTATOES

this tbf

i know how to eat potato best way
do you want my potato recipi?

Hey Japbro, I have a question for you. You used to call us Isupania during the Tokugawa period, why the fuck did you change to Supein? I thought we were friends?

>Sup Ein

sup oland

Why is northern France not on your map?

that was the irish diet in the poorhouse during the famine, though it was apparently buttermilk and like 1 stone of potatoes a day

How do you call potatoes in your language?
Ziemniaczki / kartofelki in my region

potatis / pären in my region

>pären
mhm it's 'pyry' in some regions of Poland

>no Spain

uh

Kartofel/Kartoshka

>stone

Stop this shit nobody knows what the fuck this means

Bravo Estonia

Kartoffeln.
Or "Erdäpfel" in Austria.

>Potato

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so what

> eastern latvia
> not

Peruna.

Why the fuck is Portugal potato

Only true potato country is Peru, europeans are all pretenders

potato superpower

Surprisingly
They are in the Atlantic which is colder than the rest of southern Europe so maybe potatoes do well there.

>pimpulis
>pampalis
>mfw

Bulvė

grule

krumpli, burgonya, pityóka

I saw a picture once of a Lidl in Finland charging like 7€ for a kg of potatoes.
If that's true you are not a potatoe country.

Germans eat more potatoes more than Nordics and Nordic Baltics put together. They have also a variety of recipes generally seen nowhere else.

Potato salad is most likely a German invention.

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Peruna, pottu.

Thank god you didn't include Latvia, anti-Reddit approved

Hello R*ddit!

>Peruna

should go here

the modern word is "potatis", but some people on the countryside still use an older form, "pären" or "jordpären" which literally translated means "earth pear". The people from my village say "pären" and people in the neighbouring village say "jopp", which is the shortened form of "jordpären". Combined, the two make up the full word. Funny story right??

No they called you "puretos" which the portuguese said that the spanish were "pretos"

So we are snow kings of potato.
On your knees fucking balts!!1

Can confirm the variety of potato-meals.
I like it.

>portuguese
>calling anyone preto

It's funny that the potato is native to the New World

its a meme you dip

Brambory. Named after Brandemburg, because Brandemburgers are as asmart as potatoes.

>Brandemburg
Don't you mean Brandenburg?

Says the cuck who can't even beat a country that's 1/4th it's population and 5 times smaller

Fellow Potato Europeans what is Potato based uber drink.

Ours is sweet deadly Poitín

Potato is only for eat

I guess, whatevs

>Potato Europe
>No Romania
>No all the exyug
U'll do better next time