Are Australians the new Canadians?

Are Australians the new Canadians?

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Oh look how cute, a pole thinking it has what it takes to shit-talk other countries.
I have a question, how many independence days does your filthy piece of shit eastern European country have? You have been conquered and humiliated so many times through history only to be conquered and humiliated again and again its honestly sad if it wasn't so pitifully hilarious.

Your modern day country is a meme carved out by the soviets, before then it was a meme carved out of Versailies, and before then you were in your natural state of non existence which you should really reconsider going back to (not that your opinion matters anyway).

Finally, shut your damn slav mouth and go back to cleaning Germany's toilet, that muslim had a bigger shit than usual, just how you poles like it

Call us whatever you want but Poles will forever remain as subhuman slavs

You need to hire kiwis again to write some first class banter about life in Australia

Ruh roh!

I went to a high school that was pretty rough and very multi-cultural. Loads of Chinese, Koreans, Haitians, Africans, Latinos, Arabs, Portuguese, Russians, etc.

I wasn't racist towards any of them and I believe that everyone should be treated and judged as individuals, not from whatever group of people they might be from.


However all of the Polish kids were the most uncivilized group of people in the entire school. They all acted like animals and the more I found out about Poland the more I realized it was a genetic problem.

Underrated

nah mine's better

LADS I NEED A 2017 EDITION
What do I change apart from year?

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

It's not as creative as that famous kiwi banter that you guys spammed a year ago. There was something about high ping and through door walking

That was mine and it was in the original post
how dare you

All aussies were saying that it's some kiwi guy who wrote it. Then there was KHAN'D spam. I haven't known the truth until now. My apologies

Poles will always be the niggers of the white race. Always remember, if you see a poor, uneducated white, they will have polish ancestry

They're confused because there was one extremely successful pasta written for us Poles as ordinance by a Kiwi.


>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

Also lots of my pastas also have parts written by Australians, since they always dog their mates.

I don't really remember this one. But it's a pity you guys don't shitpost as you used to. There is no competition, you know

Australians were funny for a while, but then they went full Canadian. Sore, cringy, unfunny. And we ran out of ideas + started to get 3 day bans so we stopped.

>Muhammad the Pinoy
We're not muzzies m8

That's sucks. You can't even see easter spam often these days

Commonwealth cunts > your cunt

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Thread spam is cancer and I'm glad that stopped already.

Nah it was ok. He kept mods alive. Now there is threads with gore and they are not pruned for 6 hours. It's bullshit