What happened?
/seagal/
Eli Russell
Carson Scott
dey tooker
Julian Green
dead meme general
Brayden Sanchez
JUST
Levi Lee
well I'm sorry to hear that
Ayden Hughes
EAZEY
Robert Cox
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*heart attack avoided* well im sorry to hear that
John Martin
Because now
i'm going to
Nathaniel Smith
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Aaron Brooks
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.................................................................................................well I'm sorry to hear that
Matthew Barnes
can someone post some clips of some pure unadulterated seagal kinography?
Justin Bailey
Levi White
E
Jack Wright
A
William Hill
EYE WUN THET BARR BITCH TWO DENCE FORR MEE
I WANT TO LAP DANCE
Elijah Bennett
izzy?
Jack Flores
S
Aaron Phillips
Lincoln Walker
Y
Wyatt Price
FIFTY
Jayden Russell
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice
When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty
is steven seagal the greatest lyricist of all time? He anyone captured the essence of what it is to be a man like he did with these lyrics? Has anyone tied together a generation like he did?
Liam Torres
Who is the best director Seagal has worked with. Is it pic related?
Sebastian Fisher
...
Liam Foster
Be honest. Do you think you could beat up Steven in a fair fight?
Running away till he collapses is not allowed.
Jaxon Sanchez
why does he wear the padding inside his gi?
Andrew Ramirez
>pissing
>Easy
>stops pissing, stares darkly
>resumes pissing, this time more violently
>EASY
K I N O
Joseph Richardson
I'm gonna take you to the guy, Agent Wilson..
Blake Rodriguez
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT? ARE THESE MOVIES EVEN COMING OUT IN THEATRES? WHO IS LEGITIMATELY WATCHING THIS STUFF? WHERE IS THE MONEY COMING FROM?
I'M SO CONFUSED!
Nicholas Cruz
Fat, middle-aged men from eastern Europe love his movies.
I think they like to self-insert as Seagal.
Carson White
The answer is always money laundring
Leo Moore
What is going on in this scene? Im completly confused. Do they know each other? What does "EAZY" means? Did Steven knew about the bomb? Then why did he enters the same room with this guy and start pissing?
Grayson Evans
I think he knew about the bomb the whole time. Planning to jump out at the last second is an awful idea though. I mean why if you jumped out a second too late?
Jace Perry
But why black guy says EZY all of a sudden?
Jordan King
I think they're pretty popular in Eastern Europe
Owen Young
Also he jumped out with his dick out of his pants. What if the broken glass cut it off?
Leo Hall
I really think i could. Mostly because he gets tired so fast. I think almost anybody in Sup Forums could beat him up.
My tactic would be "harassing" and wearing him down until he gets too tired to fight back.
Xavier Gray
Are they really friends? Do they ever hang out with that one drunk French actor that Putin is buds with?
Angel Ross
That guy used to be a genious.
Jose Garcia
fuck you this is one of the better memes in Sup Forums
Nolan Foster
Id assume itd be too big to sever
Liam Reed
Seagal and Putin have lot in common. True BFF.
>Seagal and Putin both love Russia
>they love young Punani,
>both are martial arts fans
>Seagal was CIA and Putin was KGB
>they hate Obama
>they hate Urkaine
>borth love freedom
>both are incredibly patriotic
>both are pure slavs
>Putin pirates Seagals movies
Xavier Reyes
w-why is seagal wearing a watch on each wrist?
Logan Cook
he's ambidextrous
Cameron Gonzalez
FIDDYBUH
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Brayden Kelly
you only see a pair of watches. he usually wears many on each hand to see time in his favorite countries like Japan, USA etc
Henry Davis
...
Jaxon Butler
It makes him look more mysterious and dangerous.
When people ask about it he can tell them that he learned it from his days in CIA.
Jackson Hill
Do operators really switch hands like that when changing directions?
Julian James
no
but they aren't on his level
Luke Long
truly an amazing technique
Brayden Nelson
Wow.
Also directed the first Captain America movie (because he can get good results without a big budget; it was a Golan-Globus film).
Liam Hill
only Tier 0 operator like him
Evan Gomez
>he even wears a watch on each wrist in movies
John Hernandez
One for USA
One for Russia
It's to easy to understand.
Hudson Russell
Of course
In his movies he uses his own clothes, watches, hair, sunglasses, guns and the movies are filmed in his homes.
Ian Adams
>that painting of him with a guitar
post more of this sexy slut though
Caleb Moore
No it's not, it's one of the most forced memes ever. Give it up.
This meme literally boils down to "ISN'T SEAGAL WACKY? XD" ...in 2016. It might work as an ironic insult to how out of the loop 2016 Sup Forums is to only just realise Seagal is awful at everything he does but that's 2deep4tv
Baneposting/Tarantino/Justposting all had potential, fuck even Sheevposting did. This has nothing.
Jack Garcia
Fuck off back to NeoGAF.
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1209202
Jason Rogers
>Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (often with ponytail) action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Nico (1988)
Jack James
how many percentages of his hair is real?
Luis Stewart
He just stapled his pubes on his head. So 100
Joshua Hall
...
Brandon Murphy
'cause now
Brayden Morris
>neofag steals content from Sup Forums
Happens all the time
Alexander Young
what is this?
Christian Young
which movie is this from? I've seen most of his movies, but I haven't seen this one
Levi Powell
Herpes, dick warts? Dunno ask him.
Caleb Morris
go to bed JCVD
Jaxon Lewis
SO SORRY
O O PS
R
R
YOU
Jonathan Hughes
Here you can clearly see where the spray paint begins and ends.
The hair on the sides is way greaser and longer, so that must be real.
Mason Lewis
Joe Rogan vs Seagal
who wins?
Noah Williams
Punani
Noah Torres
Joe Rogan.
When was the last time Seagal was in an actual fight?
Joseph Taylor
Rogan is actually fit, how is this even a contest?
John Thomas
Changing shoulders is sometimes legit if you don't want to expose your entire body while shooting behind a corner.
Lincoln Peterson
Is it even a thing with handguns though? You're not shouldering anything and can wield it freely regardless of the hand you're holding it with
Jordan Gutierrez
Seagal. Rogan is a manlet
Cameron Wood
why does he use a different grip for each hand (one has his nondominant forefinger in front of the triggerguard and the other doesn't)
Anthony James
>fists vs katana
What do you think?
Aiden Bell
Dylan Harris
well, I'm sorry to hear that
Jacob Adams
Well, someone had their motherfucker birthday snatched. I'm sorry to hear that
Ian Lewis
'cause now
Angel Stewart
do you have a problem with memes?
Dominic Watson
SNATCH
Juan Cruz
I
Leo Ramirez
MY
Jonathan Evans
WILL SNATCH
Lucas Morris
It's either
>He doesn't want to press his injured index finger on the trigger guard
>He's the punani-wanting birthday snatcher, why are you even questioning him?
Xavier Phillips
...
Daniel Thomas
>2 watches on one wrist and one on the other
Luis Jenkins
...
Ian Walker
...
Mason Thompson
>999
Call the cops, another motherfucker birthday just got snatched!
Ethan Perez
Wait what is this in reference to?
Andrew Price
>999
>22
>33
>That 45 I was telling you about
holy SHIT
David Brown
>I spent a long time with LE, snatching birthday is another way of saying killing people
What did he mean by this?
can any LE bro confirm this
Jaxon Wright
>www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1209202
the only way you could have found this is if you yourself browse neogaf. So maybe you should go back there and stop stealing our memes?
Leo Garcia
Jackson Roberts
Hello young child, reminder that you aren't supposed to be using this website if you are not at least 18 years of age.