Ask an average italian guy anything

ask an average italian guy anything

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A novembre si o no?

ma mortacci di giuda dove porco dio hai messo il sale ????

no
non ci sta

eccolo il sale porcodioooo

...

sei terrone?

are you from the north or the south?
You've been to palermo ?

we figa terrone a chi ?? barboneeee de merda

Why is your country border-line 3rd world

You guys have really good food. I love it.

popo coatti
super terrone
im from the south but no, i never have been in Paleimmo
cuz we italians man
we love it too ahahah

hot dam sauce plz

in north italy we are pretty rich, do you have your own summer home right on the water? show me your poorfag home

Can you stop? No one cares.

Get in the kitchen and make us some fucking spaghetti motherfucker

That's good. I've only been to Italy a couple of times, but the food is seriously so much better than what we have Americanized. Very, very good.

casa pound infame
gtfo
you dont even know what real spaghetti taste like why you talking?

I think your country is shitty as hell, and i dont like italians.
I'm ready to think differently, but nothing make me do it.

Badabing?

What mafia family are you associated with?

no one needs you to like us, however we are cool, fresh and morons, we are funny

Bapiddy boopie?

badabang
watch less godfather and de niro moovies, son

where are you from?

bupidi bapidi!

do all italians like the sopranos

France, yeah, a shitty country too, but we eat and drink well, so that's ok.

l like this series!

nope
its not like we suck on food, better study a little more

my favorite city in this planet is paris, really awesome, hope l'll come here again soon, but l prefer my own italian food

this is why we voted to leave

What's your favorite pasta recipe?

good job, briton
Tagliatelle with meat ragù and salted ricotta on top, goddayum son

matriciana

How much pizza do you eat a week?

*amatriciana

probably a couple of times a month, and we have real pizza

Do you make a lot of hand gestures when you speak?

earmi.it/ricette/matriciana.html

hell yeah we do, body language delivers better

garda lake fag

ma sarai tu infame terrone bastardo

+1
infame per te solo catrame

Did i say italian food was bad ?

ma quindo voi terroni vi considerate italiani?

>tfw understand more norwegian and french fags, languages which I have learned by myself a little bit, than italian, which I had for 4 years in high school

Fuck school system t b h.

>but we eat and drink well, so thats ok
seems like you intended france is shitty country but atleast food is good unlike us
also trips

quindi*

noi si, voi padani invece no quindi infame infame per te solo infame

ma vivi in etiopia o in somalia?

infame, solo chiacchiera e distintivo

...

e già a prendere sempre i cazzi ci si stanca poi

diventa monotono

Post some italian sluts

that's why you eat shit

leccamelo non sai neanche fare le foto dritte. spero tu l'abbia rubata ritardato.

>2016
>leccamelo
is this a you cringe you lose thread?

This is now a Mike buongiorno thread

Coglione

come fai a fare il sesso?

ti piace ciucciare i piedi?

Ma posta le foto di quella puttana polentona di tua mamma, voglio proprio vedere che faccia di cazzo ha una puttana che ha messo al mondo uno stronzo come te

1) Sono fidanzato

2) Da morire

Mafia here, come posso aiutarti?

Jag talar norske också

I can speak some italan
Mmm mamma mia pizza bolongjese fruttidimare tutto americana

E ntanto ce la stanno a mette ar culo a tutti, terroni e polentoni... Come rigirare una lotta di classe in una lotta della classe bassa (e manco tanto).