>wants to burn down all of Paris because of a boner
What the fuck was wrong with him, Sup Forums?
Wants to burn down all of Paris because of a boner
Nolan Lopez
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Zachary Perez
>gypsy boner
I'd just kill myself at that point tbqh
Nolan Jackson
This movie led me to believe gypsies are hot
Grayson Rivera
The war of Troy was fought over some pussy. It's perfectly legit.
Henry Ross
He didn't have access to internet and porn. And he didn't know he could just molest an underage altar boy.
Hudson Allen
>The war of Troy was fought over some pussy.
That's just the romantic version.
Chase Gomez
No that was actually the reason. The Greeks were fucking morons who fought over shit like that. All you need to do is say so and so was one of Zeus' bastards and they were all over it.
Brandon Baker
that's disney for you
Aiden Smith
Religion is a mental illness, thats why.
Justin Thomas
>he never got to rape or burn the gypsy
What a sad ending
Gabriel Robinson
I can fully understand that feel to be honest.
Xavier Sanders
Delicious brown+green eyes+STACKED
Sebastian Nelson
He legitimately did nothing wrong.
He is the most relatable disney villain, period. We're all sick with desire and these fucking whores everywhere won't stop teasing and we can't get it out of our heads.
Carson Cooper
>Not knowing that gyppo women age like corpses.
Frodo you nigga, stop with this oneitis shit and get a proper french girl/altar boy, not a subhuman that will fat several times her current weight the moment she gets pregnant.
Isaiah Carter
your gypsy ONEITIS is getting fucked by CHAD while you are playing with your tiny PENOR in a dumb CATHEDRAL with GARGOYLES lmaoing at your LIFE
Evan Martinez
This.
If Frodo wants a proper women that ages like fine wine he should go for Asians. AKA Mulan.
Charles Myers
implying he wouldn't just find a new one when he got bored with her
Julian Diaz
>Frodo
Holy shit I'm too high for this shit.
Matthew Reed
>ages like fine wine
>Asians
Yeah but they hit 40 and age 50 years and that overnight. You ever noticed how all the oldest people in the guinness world records are asian? Well my theory is they say they're 150 or whatever but they're really 70
It's probably why you never see little chinese homeless fellas. They're either good looking so can get by or they look really old and that so people pity them more. Sick of it.
Zachary Sanchez
baka funalun
Jayden Gomez
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Dominic Butler
>implying you need a reason to burn down Paris
Wyatt Mitchell
Browse for 5 minutes and tell me this is unrealistic:
Oliver Rodriguez
Seriously underrated
Jayden Lewis
>underrated
She's a slut.
Camden Wood
isnt she 15 like all the other disney princesses? i know jasmine is 15 and ariel is like 14
Dylan Richardson
good point. also you ever notice that you've never seen an old man 'avin a Twix
Julian Johnson
Along the same lines, you never see... anoldman, eata MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSS bar bar bar