Ok, Sup Forumstards, what's your secret? I know you have one

Ok, Sup Forumstards, what's your secret? I know you have one.

I'm on Sup Forums right now

I keep making new girlfriends without breaking up first.

6 women that don't know of each other as of now and I don't know how to stop. I think I might have a mental problem. How do I stop?

I want my gf to be rough fucked while I watch

Choose one

I'm 21 and this 70 man comes into my place of employment everyday to chat with me. He wants me to go boating with him. Everyone tells me he's creepy and wants to do things to me. I know this, and suspect it yet still want to go boating with him, so that when he tries I can kill him and have legal grounds to.

I'm gay

I'll fuck her for you.

I like chicks with dicks

Do it

talk about a cuck

My (ugly) boyfriend is obsessed with me and I love it but I'm shallow and scared I'll leave him for a better looking guy at any given moment.

Dude, u can't kill someone or else u will go 2 h*ll. don't u evem read it bible???

I'd rather hit up a cocksucker on craigslist than try to bed a woman.

I am str8 but when I get tired of str8 pron I fap to gay blow jobs. I picture myself getting blown. Hey a mouth is a mouth! AMIRITE?

>No homo though

Exactly, just because you love to blow a load down a mans throat doesn't mean you want to be in a committed relationship with a man.

My ideal relationship would be married to a woman who allows me to get serviced by a cocksucker when she's tired.

How do you live with yourself ?

Lol this is hell. We're placed in vessels to endure the punishments and tribulations of life to humble our souls. Either way, no matter the path we will pass from this realm to our true realm.

I've cheated on almost every girl I've dated.

I use my phone to lurk loli threads on Sup Forums while sitting beside all my beloved family in the livingroom, they know nothing of my shameful desires.
Am sitting next to my 13 yo little sister at this very moment.

I've always had a crush on this one girl but never really told her how I felt. Just false lies and fights we had.

You're fucking weird.

i want to kill myself

If a mouth is a mouth then a gay mouth should not be more appealing to you than a female one..

apparently have a daughter
Have not met her
I'm not even a nigger

very ugly, dude

what the living fuck is that thing

You're a special snowflake, aren't you?

no no, i'm just a cock sucking faggot.

Can't entirely remember how it started but, when i was around the age of ten my teenage babysitter from two doors down use to let me play with her tits and suck on her nipples in exchange for being well behaved. shit was top

That's not good.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

Im 22 and virgin but I tell everybody lost my virginity at the age of 16 and im afraid that when I actually loose my virginity the girl will know Im virgin because I will not know how to fuck

Was there when i was 18, you shouldn't keep up the lie to the girl - but first fuck her.... It's really easy no rocket science ;)

Me too. I don't even feel bad about it. Going to do it again today.

Pics of sis?

That...is awesome.

and you 14 age?

There's a difference. Guys in gay porn suck cocks so much better.

i used to steal my mom's pantyhose and wear them

I like to sneak pics of my naked milf wife and share them with guys on kik.

share please...or GTFO

2 of nephews are staying with me for a couple days, they do fairly often. Last couple times they have been here, I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to, including today just a little while ago. Before it was just me and them, which is perfectly fine/normal, their parents were ok with it. Highly doubt their parents would approve of gf also also being there though as they are fairly strict/religious. I dont molester them or anything but it's still probably better if they dont know.

i burnt down my parents house on 4/20

This thread gets started pretty much like clockwork. By the same group of cops pretty much every time. You are just hoping and praying that some stupid fucker will confess to something truly heinous, so you can justify this program and keep surfing Sup Forums 8 hours a day.

Don't you ever get tired of this shit? Is this really what you were thinking about doing with your life when you joined? It's pretty sad, actually - not just WHAT you do, but WHY.

I'm 40 years old and am a virgin.

I am currently torn between Sticking with my current job of being a pilot or selling all my shit, abandoning my current job and becoming a sailor since I am already qualified. Probably going to stick with becoming a pilot.

Alright. Mine is that when I was a kid I was molested mutipul times by my older brother, I then went on to do the same with my younger sister.

I helped break a girl's self esteem when she was vulnerable which lead her further down a path of seeking emotional abuse. I'm trying to make up for being a bad friend to her by keeping in contact and being supportive but because of a few certain events that happened, she tends to fall in love with anyone who shows her a shred of kindness.

why is this a secret for you?

Send me your kik if you want em. Not the kind of thread to post nudes.

You should introduce them to each other, and give them all ratings 1 -6 and watch them compete over you.

I'm a guy. Was molested my my older sister from about 6 to 10. Was molested by two female babysitters. Was not damaged by it, except for maybe never being satisfied by the same pussy and BJ's for very long. I switch gf's constantly, and cheat like it's my job.

I have prostate cancer

Im an underage fag.

for the past 3 years after my divorce I've had sex with dozens of girls I've met online, all aged 18-24

6 months ago one of them gave me herpes which should have been a sign to slow down, but it's an addiction at this point, this past week I've hooked up with 4 girls

B&

MODS!

I shot a man in Reno.
Don't ask why.

I havé Lewd, loli, trap, asian, rape, creepshot and negro folders.

Total; 1.4 TB of illegal/legal porn

>walking home from party two weeks ago
>meet girl and start chatting
>she's says she is horny and wants to fuck
>starts to suck me off and says she wants fucked up the ass
>try to get it in but too tight so aim for her pussy instead
>discover dick
>surprisingly not put off
>go back to "her" place and fuck up the ass properly for the first time in my life
>one of the best ejactualtions of my life
>turns light on and discover needles everywhere
>panic
>punch trap out and keep punching till they are knocked out, blood everywhere
>rob them of £200
>I wore a condom but have been living in fear of aids every day since
>fuck my life

Why?

I'm a closet alcoholic. Everyone thinks I've quit drinking every morning, but I've just gotten better at hiding it.
I'm also in the process of funding my girlfriend's second abortion.

Probably just gonna drink myself to death after she leaves.

You wish.

Pretty sure you didn't get it. I'd be more worried about hep c. Get tested and rest easy.

Second abortion? Goddam use a condamn

I accidentally started a forest fire with a friend when I was 7

Just stop?

When I was little I saw a man kill another man over a parking space

I've you ever tried making it come out of your own mouth? It might be straighter that way.

Cuck

I'm just gonna get a vasectomy after this time.
Doubt she'll fuck me anymore anyways tho.

Nah. Don't see a point.

I wondered if anyone else browses this place secretly but sat right next to their family. I browse trap, fluffy and gore threads whilst sat at one end of the sofa whilst my wife is sat at the other end, oblivious, probably thinking I'm just innocently browsing news or porn sites.

Don't!! Stick it in her ass or use birth control, but don't get a vasectomy!

Why? I've no need to procreate. If I really want that special parental feeling I'll just adopt, like my parents did.

Yeah it was pretty great, never went any further than that aside form letting me play with her feet.

I do. Felt wrong to be looking at such things. I told her recently, and she doesn't care about the porn etc. I show her good porn webm's and she gets soaking wet and drags me to the bedroom. She thinks the gore and animal abuse stuff that randomly pops up is disgusting and thinks I should bail on Sup Forums for that reason.

So save your seed for the adoption. Does that answer all your questions.

Just get her off, get close to coming, pull out and go for the mouth. I'm 32, have fucked over 40 girls, came in almost all their mouths, zero pregnancy scares.

What level wizard are you currently ?

26-14.

Listen nig nog, do you know how fucking awesome it would be to live out on that fresh salty water? If I were in your position I wouldn't even have to think.

I shared my wife heremail and got reposted and has over 30k views I constantly think she's going to find out.

OP is fag, but thats no secret... My secret is that I like to flirt and date fat women, make em feel attractive and special... And after a week I just call em fat cow lr something and make em cry. Ive done at least once every year for the last 6 years, even twice with one fatty. I guess thats why im a lonely narcicist.

I have liver cancer and I won't tell anyone until I suddenly die

You had a nice childhood.

No, you're a lonely narcissist because once or twice a year isn't enough.

H(i)

I'm secretly bisexual.
During the summer I go to a cruising spot in the next town over and suck off strangers.

i only have a 5 inch peen

i wanna watch my girl suck another guys cock

The world is a fucked up place.

But on a serious note, any particular reason why you haven't you lost it? surely you could hire a prostitute if needed

Mine's 5.25" *sticks tongue out*

I plan on finishing my current course at University, and then hanging myself.

I'll help you user because I find purpose in your cause.

bastard haha

Different poster am I. I'm a virgin of the age of 26. Cats aren't my thing.

lol thanks shes only into fit white guys