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shart be reading this

stop copying my posts out of context
that was only to make fun of the other Canadian.

DELET

Brother, I hunger so desperately for oats that I hate.

My trotters no longer support my immense girth; I have become trapped here amongst the hay, immobilised by the consequences of my own gluttony.

How sweet the oats once seemed, how readily I ingested vast quantities of them. Now the oats are bitter - bitter reminders of happier days. Days when I was young and immature, Brother. Days when morality and temperance vanished like spectres in the presence of the siren call of hedonism.

I became intoxicated by the oats, brother. Mindlessly, I allowed these wicked temptations to erode that which made me a pig as intended by the Almighty; transforming me into little more than an immobile sentience fit only for the violent perversions of man.

Can we turn back the hands of time? Will I ever be able to undo what I have done, what I have become? Or, Brother, have I been ensnared in a trap? I was baited in by pleasure, Brother, and now I feel the door has shut behind me. Uncaring to the lessons I have learned, the invisible hand of fate moves against me.

Oh, Brother. I must never eat the oats again, but my stomach feels now so empty knowing once the feeling of pounds and pounds of oats. Though I know now I must temper myself, the memories beckon like a lover ten steps behind on a dim-lit street.

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

>Are you illiterate? You're making comments about him being a virgin as if it bears any fucking revelance to this hairy cunt that has never, ever fucking shaved before. It doesn't. Every single post you make is not only irrelevant, but outright fucking spasticated.

>I hope you genuinely do kill yourself, because your genes really do not need to be in the genepool. Not that you'll ever spunk in anything except your left hand.

I know that feel mon feuille. I just vape and contemplate the mysteries of the universe. One day I'm a Titoist, the next day I'm an anarcho-nativist. Shit's deep.

I can only do 10 and don't speak french.

I'd have to train both those skills