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Her Royal Majesty edition

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GAS
THE
PAKIS
lads

shart be reading this

stop copying my posts out of context
that was only to make fun of the other Canadian.

DELET

Brother, I hunger so desperately for oats that I hate.

My trotters no longer support my immense girth; I have become trapped here amongst the hay, immobilised by the consequences of my own gluttony.

How sweet the oats once seemed, how readily I ingested vast quantities of them. Now the oats are bitter - bitter reminders of happier days. Days when I was young and immature, Brother. Days when morality and temperance vanished like spectres in the presence of the siren call of hedonism.

I became intoxicated by the oats, brother. Mindlessly, I allowed these wicked temptations to erode that which made me a pig as intended by the Almighty; transforming me into little more than an immobile sentience fit only for the violent perversions of man.

Can we turn back the hands of time? Will I ever be able to undo what I have done, what I have become? Or, Brother, have I been ensnared in a trap? I was baited in by pleasure, Brother, and now I feel the door has shut behind me. Uncaring to the lessons I have learned, the invisible hand of fate moves against me.

Oh, Brother. I must never eat the oats again, but my stomach feels now so empty knowing once the feeling of pounds and pounds of oats. Though I know now I must temper myself, the memories beckon like a lover ten steps behind on a dim-lit street.

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

>Are you illiterate? You're making comments about him being a virgin as if it bears any fucking revelance to this hairy cunt that has never, ever fucking shaved before. It doesn't. Every single post you make is not only irrelevant, but outright fucking spasticated.

>I hope you genuinely do kill yourself, because your genes really do not need to be in the genepool. Not that you'll ever spunk in anything except your left hand.

I know that feel mon feuille. I just vape and contemplate the mysteries of the universe. One day I'm a Titoist, the next day I'm an anarcho-nativist. Shit's deep.

I can only do 10 and don't speak french.

I'd have to train both those skills

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delete this

>be me
>13 years old
>park a couple minutes away from my house
>every time i stepped foot on the park after crossing the street i immediately had to take a shit

i bet thainonce can't even bench 1pl8 lmao

Show some fucking decency to your Queen.

Post that fucking slag Kate instead.

D E L E T E

I wonder if Diana ever fucked a black

how much does a 7 year old weigh? guarantee he can bench that much.

she fucked a literal paki

you clearly know nothing about Diana if you're wondering

I'm coming for you John

lmao

spiffing thread m8

I wonder if the Janny is a monachist

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Blacked is amazing. I never gave a damn about interracial porn because it was always hood rats gangbanging the shit out of some coked up slut. But blacked is art. The set, the story, the actrices and even the dudes keep your attention to the scene. The whole 'oh my God your dick is so huge' shit is obviously fake and the camera angles make the dick look bigger than it is, but the chemistry between the actors is great! Especially when it's multiple girls involved. They have some scenes where the girls are obviously into each other and into the dude. If some of you are interested I can list the top 5 black scenes.

Yeah I know about the Paki but Diana seems like such a fucking slut I would be surprised if she didn't fuck a nig too

Is queen dead?

yes sorry mate we're all very sad

smeg off mate

>mfw i daydream about doing a suicide

did he get a nosejob?

yes

i kill her
:)

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Production value is amazing. It is top tier kino

>excerpt from the New York Times magazine that I had the misfortune of coming across while turning to the crossword puzzle

This man is 100% unironically serious

now i'm gonna haul ass to lollapalooza

Lad at the top literally still has a better nose and chin than me haha

But there is not any source on RT, errrr....
... I meant there is not any news on any news media

Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ.

Tim mate

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>middle age white liberals using "woke" seriously, and wrong

Paige from the year below.
Wasn't that into her anyway but she was prettier than anything I'd be able to get if I tried

my dentist told me my overbite is one of the worst she's ever seen

haha

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gf just sent me this

naw he's a twig
I could OHP him and his gf no issue

please post a pic

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VERY impressive

suicide ~ better attempted in the morning, day, or night?

I had an 11mm over"jar" when the average is 3-4 lmao

*stares at you*

Night so you have plenty of time to die without someone interrupting you

>live with 3 others
>2 of their gf's stayed over
>bathrooms full

aaah yes, definitely signed up for this ;^)

That's the 58 year old black sociology professor who's being interviewed saying that

Millennials May Be the First Generation to Lose a Majority of their Jobs to Automation.

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im fine i'll just get comfy and play some critically acclaimed rpgs

dpd...dentist

NEED to fuck a 10/10 angry asian milf

dO nOT mESS wITH mE sUNSHINE

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jaw surgery price is in the tens of thousands lol

shan't be ever fixing my overbite then

what music video is tim in again?

you on the right

hi tim!

UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Pretty much the same with me

alri

what is it

Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part, and treacherously hidden beneath the loveliest tints of azure. Consider also the devilish brilliance and beauty of many of its most remorseless tribes, as the dainty embellished shape of many species of sharks. Consider, once more, the universal cannibalism of the sea; all whose creatures prey upon each other, carrying on eternal war since the world began.

Consider all this; and then turn to the green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself? For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half-known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!

want this blacked meme to stop

it's just annoying

in one of his videos from a while ago someone shouts "hi tim" while he's doing his window selfie

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

yes I know

then tim gets all angry and yells WHAT ARE YOU DOING

this is the problem with socialized medicine it doesn't cover cosmetic procedures and you have to pay for them outright should you desire them

meanwhile my health insurance plan covers cosmetic surgery

Why do people ignore that bankruptcies are completely normal for a businessman of his size? It's not like he's running a fucking cupcake stand down the local market

the one with Varg is a first rate meme desu i'm sure it causes blood to boil when posted on Sup Forums

which one is it again

if I lived in the States I probably wouldn't have health insurance since my dad is self-employed

I have no idea, there's far too many videos

nvm found the video

I went through some other films he said he was in, and could not fucking find him anywhere.

I live in the Flat Spracklen House building in Duke Place Marlow on the 2nd floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 47 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put moosey on bear death row while recording my morning youtube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video I upload it to my youtube channel. On Facebook I share a direct youtube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and on Twitter a media attachment of me and my guitar. Then I spy on the dentist which I do for 10 minutes while I prepare my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the DPD truck, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

you would have to get it it's illegal not to have it now

Because people are stupid

epic win troll picture amirite xD

>2nd floor

that's the 1st floor you idiot

because it's all they've got

it's reaching banana-tier annoying 2bh

Obamacare makes it illegal to not have insurance you fuckwit.

""""strategic"""" bankruptcies

Actually from Marlow. I have some acting/extra experience, and seek to gain some more and broaden my horizons. I like to try and keep reasonably fit by walking a lot. I enjoy playing and learning the piano, sporty persuits e.g Golf, Skiing.

When I was younger needed to shit everytome I went out

what do you lads think of Tim's acting here?

youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio

*stares at you*

i bet donald trump is a nice bloke irl

it's called camera test