Spit something jazzy, user

>Spit something jazzy, user

>b-b-benis

AYO AYO HOL UP

Herbie Hancock. Miles Davis. John Coltrain. Tony Williams. Herbie Hancock again. Gil Scott Heron. Louis Armstrong. Herbie Hancock a third time.

Herbie Hancock.

I bust a nut
Big fat nut
I bust a nut
Inside your butt

are you there is it you am i the one taking long?
its probably cause i spend all my time sucking my own dong
i fucking suck im a little bitch you gotta tell me all about it
when its over then its over and i can cry about it
my fucking aura shits on me what the fuck have i made im fucking lame i want escape i fake my pain cut out my brain
its all game anyway do bop get it cause its jazz isnt that great

Move a minor down a disminished 4th, half to a 7 , you got my new turn around

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gotta get that flat 9 on that dom chord before the end of the A, then do 4 bars trading until the head

then gimme a little half time before you flat the 4 make it groovy ya dig

and remember to play with space dont come out the gate burnin if you wanna be a killin player then you gotta let it breathe

also you gotta know the lyrics if you play the tune i mean even if theres no singer i mean you gotta play deep man if youre ever gonna play deep you gotta know the words i bet you dont even know the changes to a train yu fcking amateaur you need to shed more

...What? Something wrong, friend?

>crossing out duke ellington

Oh so THAT'S who it was.

as a jazz noob, all I got is

minor 3rd down to the major 7th and land on the 9th for that turnaround

Is this played out? I love how it sounds so much. Is it because I listen to Billy Evs too much? I'm actually curious what you jazzheads think.

skippidibaaaah ashiboppity bippity frippidy dippidy do daaaah shapidibapiddy dippidy skippity be baaaah. Fuck this shit, you guys are retarded

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because jazz is about the words you DON'T say

>crossing out Beethoven
>crossing out the first swing rhythm
0/10 jazz chart

>t dom chord before the end of the A, then do 4 bars trading until
I've been inventing some new voicings and stalking some players and nightclubs as well.

1. Nah
2. If you say so
3. I was studying a player, they were not listening to a thing they were doing. I go by the audience, which is a bit of a problem
4. I don't need the lyrics I can improvise anything anywhere at all.

We're you expecting a reply I somehow doubt it
Ta.

I'M A SCATMAN

Kek

Pale cobblestone steps, winding rivers under the earth. The same water I drink, I draw from. The same air I draw, I drink from. I have hemorrhoids and my penis is much smaller than I'd like.

*doot doot doooooot doot dooooot doot*

h-hehe what do u think davis