Dubs decides what say

Dubs decides what say.
She thinks I'm in Paris but as you can see i am far away

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k have fun then bye

Ruined

Well this was quick

No its perfect get another girl on the line

Ok then

>23

Jesus she looks like 40

well this sucked
this is why we can't have nice things user

what are these dubs

Actually wait, I was wondering how your day was going?

>Cyanide and Happiness

Maybe this is a better candidate

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much better

So, how's life going 1864 kilometers away from me, huh?

Lets get some variety in here

"my penis is so tiny, you can sniff my balls when i put it in your mouth WITHOUT deepthroat."

Nice. show tids

Camille, I feel in love with you when I saw you for the first time, you are as beautiful as a free pidgeon flying on the blue sky over dumpster!

I liked the spelling too much

show dem tidds