Tell us all how you became a Sup Forumstard

Tell us all how you became a Sup Forumstard.

someone broke rules 1 & 2

I kept going to various random websites, shitting all over any forum I could find. Constantly trolling and posting nothing of any value. So far Sup Forums is the only one that hasn't kicked me out.

This is what the soul of a shitposter looks like.

I was born.

What are you, some sort of wiseguy fucking idiot over here?

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I dont even remember any more.

I came back for the fappening though, stayed for the gore.

I liked the Facebook page Brock Obama, he posted memes, I asked where memes get made, some guy broke rules 1 and 2, I started shitposting and I was sold

OP here: Chanology and depression.

Manager told me about it.

Quit taking drugs and lost all my friends in the process. Had to find some way to kill time.

How long have you been clean and whats your doc

>2004 be like 13
>type 4 into google images with safe search off
>see Sup Forums icon
>type Sup Forums into images
>tits and screenshots of threads
>go to website
>foreveralonesince.jpeg

Creepy pasta

Been clean about a year. Drug of choice was mephedrone (and I sold it for awhile) but I did everything I could get my hands on really. Meth/heroin etc

lol

I started today

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Used to go to funnyjunk for my memes. Kept seeing memes of Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Decided to check it out. Lurked for about a year because I actually was fearful for some reason to post. Posted sparingly and slowly more prevalent. realized this place is just a shithole with a bunch of retards. Try to leave but always end up returning. MFW I realized why I can't leave.

tadinga!

sister: have you heard of Sup Forums? never go to that site
me: okay

Lol. Welcome friend

Was looking for cp back in 2004

>was on some forum
>see someone say "Bush is fucking worse than Sup Forums"
>looked it up
>of all boards with various nice themes, my mind instinctly drew me to Sup Forums
>fml

Same.

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OP's mom used to look at it while I fucked her in the ass

I'm not really a Sup Forumstard. I only come to Sup Forums to post my own threads and check out YLYL. I've been using Sup Forums for nearly two years now, mostly Sup Forums. When I first came here I didn't know there was more to Sup Forums than Sup Forums. I just knew you can say whatever you want so I asked what to do about my degenerate uncle. It was a good night.

Because she's had better.

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Jennifer Lawrence porn

Lol typing "4" into Google when you're 13. That's classic

Some basement dweller in my tech school IT class told me about Sup Forums in 2006 or 2007. Never left since. Fuck you, Dustin.

Cheese pizza?

I was about 14 and looking for lolicon. At the time I barely knew what anime was or how deranged Japanese people were. Pedobear, like a shining beacon, led me to Sup Forums. A decade later and I'm still wasting my life on this site

started browsing 9gag for some reason, realized it was shit, went to some site called likealaugh, ended up at imgur.
imgur is the image-version of reddit and it's little brother, so I was part of a bunch of circlejerking redditfags who hate reddit. heard of Sup Forums there, saw greentexts. got sick of reposts and community of horny 14-year-old boys and bernie-circlejerks and the like.
figured out Sup Forums is a better place, at least for me.
and well, here I am, just another faggot

Once upon a summer...

>got sick of reposts and community of horny 14-year-old boys and bernie-circlejerks and the like.
kek and you choosed Sup Forums.
A faggot you are atleast

Wait, I'm on Sup Forums? I thought this was Ebaum's World.

Search->Anonymous->Sup Forums->Sup Forums

was at a lan party late in the afternoon when everyone got tired of gaming and switched to surfing
notice two of my friends standing in front of a computer, one of them hammering the F5 key
looked at the screen, it appeared to be a "put shoe on head!" thread on "Sup Forums"
watched for a little while then went back to gaming
over the weeks that followed i see other sites talking about evil Sup Forums is
decide to check it out for myself
lulz ensued, became a regular visitor