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choose love not hate

oh fuck off

triggered

Compelling OP

white people fuck dogs

>one chance at life
>born an ugly socially inept manlet with no personality

Dick won't stop dripping

off you trot porky

...

nth for maccas

fuck off french people

I expect this post from an Irish flag but not an Australian one.

As far as I know, Australian posters are all 9/10 turbonormans and one post isn't going to convince me otherwise.

if I ever find out who this is I'm going to crack your fucking head open with a bat

>likes french fries
>hates the french

hmm

He called me people so that's a victory

...

Do we sell..."French...Fries"?

sydneyyyyyyyy

that's what makes it worse

howling

>french fries
>french

umm try again sweetie xx

they're belgian

get the sand out of your vagina m8

The ol nip tuck as they say

Never even been to Melbourne
It's probably SHIT

Just don't have the motivation, self-discipline or willpower for medicine 2bh

The whole didn't-study-in-school-but-still-got-good-grades sounds like a meme but in my case it was true

OH FUCK OFF

Belgium is France. It's not a real country.

>oh fuck off

In the next thread im going to post content of value.

This thread doesn't have the right 'feel' to it, if you know what I mean?

Are you implying they had work done?

having a quick game on the 'station

post your russian cock

you tried

want hayley williams to shit on me

i'm lativian

>lefties are being wiped out of existence
god is good

>born just in time to witness Russia placing a puppet president in the White House

the fucking state of the American Empire

yes LADS

>wearing denim at home

good post

jordan knight just messaged me on facebook threatening to come to england and heem me if I keep posting about him

bit shook up lads

hmm yes they hacked the paper ballots, as overwhelming evidence suggests

More than France ever did in the last hundred years

watch out, he'll eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

*in yank voice*
hmm just got home better leave all my clothes including shoes shoes on
*fires up the microwave in order to make tea*

convinced i'm the only melbourne poster that has ever regularly posted in /brit/

That makes us puppets of the puppet.

>on overnights at work this week
>every issue that comes through at that time is an aussie
Helped a lad from launceton tasmania tonight, he told me "thank god you're not a bloody paki" when I answered the service phone and I almost spat out my coffee

when I see you walking with her, I have to cover my eyes (I have to cover my eyes)
every time you leave with her, something inside of me dies (something inside of me dies)

anyone here ever been to a thai massage parlour?

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wew

need a gf that will just lounge around on the lounge in the lounge room in her panties with me all day

oh fuck off

rah...

>Helped a lad from launceton tasmania tonight, he told me "thank god you're not a bloody paki" when I answered the service phone and I almost spat out my coffee

wonder which of his heads was talking?

How does it feel knowing that one of /brit/'s biggest contributors is a girl, lads?

>tfw the oneitis barely ever has boyfriends
(Y)

Body like a fridge on stilts with fake tits

Polite reminder that you're a fricking moron if you think time is linear

my phd thesis on willies:
4 inches = small
5 inches = below average
6 inches = average
7 inches = above average
8 inches = big

passed my first year of economics lads

couldn't tell you a thing about it though haha

Probably to stay available for a horde one night stands with Chad.

Let's try get that number down to zero you smellbumian

>fake tits
no
>fridge
no again, look at her hips

put my music on shuffle and We Found Love keeps coming on

is it a sign?

what if suicide is actually a reset button?

tfw average

got an average willy lads

...

What about measurements falling between those numbers?

why dont you find out and let us know?

>tfw 6.5

>tfw 7.5

What the hell is an inch

REALLY thinking now

slightly above or below

the oneitis spent NYE in her bedroom drinking alone

that's what i think most of the time, but she can afford to be picky i guess

don't believe it for a second tbqh

GUARANTEE i've been here (/brit/) longer than any other Australian. You're not getting rid of me.

Okay. I'm slightly above or below small :D

why is it in your music to begin with

Yeah, drinking my weenus juice ;)

small penis master race

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

the length of your dick, x2

*rolls eyes*
Victorians...

just shit myself while i was crossdressing in the gf's favourite outfit

post feminine willy

dun....
dun dun....
dun...
dun dun...
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?

I didn't want to post this and I've been very reluctant to do so. But I feel I must be honest and transparent about my past and who I am now as a person. In 2011 I committed a crime and was placed under arrest. Because of poor choices in life, I violated my probation and was sent to a male prison.
The details of that experience will be told another day but being as I was in a male prison, I was forced to cut my hair and was denied my hormone treatments at first. The whole experience was a very depressing, traumatizing ride. Not only was i stripped of the esstainals of what I built myself of becoming a woman was but I was reminded every day of the fact that I was born a man and was treated as such.
Fast forward to today and as you can see what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and this is exactly what has happened. So today in the name of self acceptance I show you my new look. I've come to realize that being a trans woman is not just about long hair and makeup. To me now I see its about the self love I got to show myself and to not allow societies cookie cutter image of what being a woman is be imposed on to me. I only know how to be myself and currently this is my new look for now because my hair isn't what classified me as a person or a trans woman. I am the beholder and this what Iam is beauty. Plus it'll grow back.
One love

Royal cheese

Tarantino's a dumb cunt, there's no "with"

b-b-but m-muh coffee, m-muh alleyways

talk to me

ooooooooooo o o o oo oo o ooooo

TALK TO MEEEEEE

alri man

I would rather read one Australian post than 10,000 American posts

found out my brothers knows one of christopher ecclestons relatives

am i part celebrity now lads

maybe she's at his home fuckwit

>when you can't stop staring into your mate's eyes

so would anyone

did you get that post wrong?