>guy saves your life
>takes you in after the apocalypse
>provides free food, water, shelter and safety to last for years
>is kind to you even after you crack him the head with a bottle
>start suspecting him over circumstantial evidence
>begin plotting shit behind is his back
>burn him alive and blow up his up his entire bunker so you can go hang out with aliens
Women don't know how to appreciate shit.
in reality the women would be too emotional to have smooth body movements and thus just awkwardly embarrassing herself over and over.
Missed the part where he was gonna turn her into a sex slave
he abducted and murdered someone else who was forced to wear his daughter's clothes
michelle was abducted and forced to wear his daughter's clothes
hmmmm
Thanks for spoilering it to me, faggot
she's gonna get old and ugly soon
>reading an entire post about a movie you've never seen
LIES.
MEW will age gracefully
white women never do.
If that was true he wouldn't have given her free movement in his bunker and would've kept her chained
It's easier if you have a willing slave
why were people upset with the ending? it's hilariously ironic and pretty good action.
MEW LAD
>heard the "cloverfield" part was a fakeout
>heard more like Misery
>literally finished watching this movie for the first time a few minutes ago.
Holy. Shit.
I'm still trying to process what I just saw in the last 15 mins of the movie.
I just don't....
yea I just watched it too
I think it's a great ending
Because
>muh strong independant feminist who don't need no man to fite aliens
Also she blew up an entire spaceship with a bottle of wine
>he forgot the scene where goodman spiked her food and she woke to find her self chained and him doing his deed
alright so what was that about the daughter and the other girl? that basically confirms the fatty was a psycho. also how cold-bloodedly he killed the beta autist
why didnt she willingly do it?
I liked it as well dubs guy. But it was such a huge turn of events.
I actually started talking to my computer screen: "What?", "WHAT!?". I'm also pretty sure I had to rewind a couple of times to let it soak in.
Also, THUG LIFE.
Say what?
wait, what movie is this?
I did not get that. Why did we lose against fucking aliens. We are pretty good at making hazmat suits and our weapons sure as shit do more than a molotov.
I think he had a wife and girl that left him after he was caught diddling her and he has issues with women now. He did keep that girl hostage and killed her.
How is it a turn of events? What else would have explained the woman freaking out begging to be let in?
>tfw you just want to keep Stacy safe in your bunker
>tfw Chad gets in and instead of killing him immediately you show him undue hospitality
>tfw Stacy decides she wants Chad's dick and wants to listen to him instead of appreciating your generosity
>FUCK YOU STACY!!!! FUCK YOU STACY!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
get fucked back to
a small price to pay for your health and safety wouldn't you say?
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Because he's fat and ugly. And if history has taught us anything, it's that women would rather get raped to death by aliens than willingly have sex with a fat ugly guy
I wonder if she's wearing anything underneath
The guy killed a little girl.
She had the right to be paranoid.
>little girl
Pretty sure she was a grown woman
Feet: The Kino
My femcock was throbbing and wet by the end of this. The ending was trash tho, like a crappy Dean Koontz story or something.
>guy saves your life
>you don't even reward him be strangling him with your thighs
ungrateful ape
>my femcock
I'll let you suck me if my falcon likes you.
>literally retarded
>or ~le reddit humor
OP, just end your life, you have nothing to contribute to the world anyway
Well... I don't remember much about how the movie ended, but I think it's some kind of War of the Worlds, where Tom Cruise character destroys one of the alien weapon-thingy with a couple of granades by getting a weak spot in their design. Only that movie was centered in the actual invasion and figh against the aliens.
I think it was kinda retarded, but it wasn't THAT bad...
Welp time to put the gun in my mouth
Feminist propaganda.
I want to have passionate sex with MEW
Found the retarded cuck
>you will never lock her in your sex dungeon
post her feet
I mean he's also a psycho who was trying to literally use her as a replacement for the last girl he kidnapped (who was already being used as a replacement for his daughter). He also killed Emmett because he didn't fit in the fantasy with him and his "daughter" and then tried to dissolve his body in a fucking barrel of acid
Surprisingly none of that put her in the mood
Is this a movie virgins will never understand?
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You JUST know
this is lewd, and I don't even know if it involves biting
feels goodman ;-DDD
not really, what's easier than humping someone who can't move?
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>Women don't know how to appreciate shit.
very fucking true
its a message about life, you can do anything for a woman but if youre fat and ugly she finds you hideous and thinks the worst of you
id rather kiss and lick them
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Imagine them doing it
Jesus, she's tall
>tfw no long gf
;_;
>who was already being used as a replacement for his daughter
When was this ever implied?
It's a "Sup Forums user is too fucking retarded to make a thread without copying someone else's" episode.
Millennials just keep getting dumber and dumber.
I guess the Eiffel Tower shirt? With all said in the ARG too, that seems what he was after.
The last 15 min it decides it wanted to be war of the worlds
The whole fucking movie
Yeah, the last fifteen minutes is what everyone has an issue with. It feels like lazy writing
>nobody posted her feet yet
Holy fuck, sure is summer in here.
In the picture the "run away" girl was wearing it. He was just lying to her.
Not even once. Rather, it was more like he wanted MEW to replace his daughter so they could play house. Not rape her
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im going to start AND finish just to this photo
Mother of Christ
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All that fucken meat.
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What the fuck was she thinking?
>those strings pressing against her booty
dayum
my ACTUAL dick
That she's a strong independent woman now and she don't need no man
He should have tied her up like that
fffffffffffffffffffffffucc
HNNNG
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damn thats the most qt pic i've seen of her
fuck waifu bots I just want a clone of her
this is so goddamn lewd how did she agree to this photo
>a small price to pay for your health and safety wouldn't you say?
You might say that.
Some may prefer to take their own chances and maybe die rather than live as a (sex) slave. I mean history is literally full of people who'd rather die for their freedom
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And this is the most fucked thing about the film, I think. Knowing that Goodman did what he did, but then realizing he was also right all along. It makes the viewer feel uncomfortable with the whole thing really, so I think that's something they did well. I liked the ending, but a lot of people shit on it. I think this movie is in the same vein as the Twilight Zone. It felt like a horror movie for a while there and then takes a couple big turns, the last one being a big twist. I mean it has Cloverfield in the name, did people think there wasn't gonna be a monster in it?
>that reflection
sweet jesus, this picture deserves all these replies
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MEW looks like she'd be a real bitch irl
delete this
No one had a problem with the fucking monsters. It's just how the entire monster scene was handled. If it had just ended with a giant monster approaching her and ended there it would have been fine. But the whole "gurl power" thing was atrocious.
Why is she always looking to her left?
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thats where im standing usually
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hottest woman?
>Trusting John Goodman
>In 2016
He's always a bad guy you cunt.
Also he abducted a highschool girl and probably raped her, before killing her and he had issues with seeing women as little girls so it was only a matter of time before he snapped.
yes, ive done the math