Neon animal genitalia of the male variety

neon animal genitalia of the male variety

yeah, everything is expensive there.
I could do with a beer or two, to bad im only 20

whynotboth

I had no idea you were so inexperienced.

Ahh, those inferior American laws~

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lol underage

Because there is a limitless amount of amazing and fantastic things to dream about then me.

delete thread

just buy em for me :)

who cares

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Well I don't mean in videos, more just when pleasuring yourself. Each time I see a pic of someone having private time they all have a weird kind of "dazed happiness" face. Nothing like the face I make.

you don't take compliments very well huh

No, I do not deserve compliments.

.... Lesson number two?

Shh, you're beautiful.

Match just started, see everyone in a bit

I'll give you whichever lessons you need, if you're ready for them~

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Well, how much experience I got, do you reckon? ;o

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Where'd Cow go :<

I'll start slow and see how much you can handle~

Oh myyy~

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nanars

meowser

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KAT! There you are! :D 'Sup?

wemons

am watching shaun of the dead
what yuou up to luv?

I see I've disarmed you already :3c

nyanyanyan

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Hai~~~

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suuuuuuuuup bb?

what up bb girl?

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Being bored and getting ready for bed.

Soup with you?

Luv? Eumm, heheh :*D

Naughty stuff... >.> Yourself?

Oh no no, that was an "oh myyy" of anticipation... :'D

Nothing big. Playing game, planning a convention schedule, snackin'

Typical lazy cat stuff

ew who is that

So what's everyone up to?

same. am bored and exhausted as hell. watching movies

lol how fun for you ;3
am just watching movie meow

what game you playing? what you snacking?

movies~

Bad boy!

...describe this naughty stuff :3c

Sounds fun

Ducktales Remastered and apple chips.

What movie?

Why don't you say that to my taint.

Looking at dicks.

What kind of movies?

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yeah its not bad. howre you?

ohh the apple chips sound delightful~
Shaun of the Dead

^is that movie i mentioned up there

Any dick in particular or just dicks

Okay. Need to fix my Sega CD's gears.

don't be gross

MEOW.

how do you fix those?

Oops, asked you twice... My memory is shit :P
It involves stroking, butts, some dripping... >.> I'm not sure how to describe it in a non-dirty way

weeeem

How do you like it?

Cartoon animal dicks.

Too late, I am disgusting.

Align them properly. There's very little information on it though.

gay

They're delicious. Cinnamon flavoured~

nya.

But why would you even try to describe it in a non-dirty way?~

It's what I do best.

why are you like this

lol i didnt even notice. my memory es poop.
describe this more detailed '

i have always loved this movie. favorite horror comedy

so like how would you align them? what would go into that?

oh golly that sounds good!

I've heard.

WoW has got me again, kitty.

Post your butt.

Trial and error because I forgot to take pictures of the gears and they have no alignment lines on them

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Fine, I'm looking at furry butts and fapping furiously, are you two happy now :P

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Because I WAS BORN THAT WAY

I like it too, it's pretty good.

Where have you heard that?

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oh nooooooooooooo!

ohhh that sounds like a pain in the asssssssss

no i am not. you had better detail the first time.

es more than pretty good! es pretty awesoooooooooome

from someone.

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It's impossible for me to not eat the whole bag~

But it's just apples so that's fine

my butt isn't worthy

Getting there~ But further detail is required >:3

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Eh, it's pretty good.

Reveal your source.

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Who do you think?

It can be but I got a good tip.

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You could've prevented this.

Post it.

i want some now! i have good to snack on here

fuk u

i hope it goes really easy for you~

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I can't even imagine.

You wish.

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I think I'd better not get into more detail than I did
... AND, I might finish onto a certain cat's butt if he doesn't stop being nosy

I'm sorrrrrrrry!!!!!!!