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If you don't like haslet, you're not British edition

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Looks yummy but being british food it's probably not.

cara

IM GETTIN UP WAY BEFORE THE ALARM CLOCK FOR THIS SENTENCE
IM THINKIN 7 THOOOOUUUUSAND YEARS

gonna do a suicide

Looks a tad dry

need a name for the new band lads

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pure /kino/

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Why

the purest

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Autism WMDs

what music do you play

Asked a fat girl out on a date

how do super likes work on tinder?
I super liked a girl and we instantly matched, like as if i had just right swiped someone that right swiped me
does this mean she'd already right swiped me or do super likes just auto-match you?

So, gonna be moving back to the States in a couple of weeks and have decided to adopt a more conciliatory tone towards the United States.

This is due to the fact that I would rather not have the government fuck with me when I return.

Expect to hear me say a lot more nicer things about America in the coming days.

poopfist

the eating kind or the calendar kind?

just matched with an absolute qt on the 'der

too cowardly to message her though

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DO NOT MESS WITH ME SUNSHINE

*HEEMS YOU*

super likes mean that the girl knows that you super liked her, so she's be a bitch not to swipe you

Fuck UK. You doomed the white race and gave Jews power you stupid fucks.

giz a look mate

poopfist

where are you moving to and what happens to all your stuff?

the logistics of arranging accommodation and moving all your stuff abroad makes me anxious

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>Ellen Scott
girls masturbate???

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Don't insult the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland also known as the United kingdom or shortened into the UK or Britain for uncultured people also called England because of the size of England inside the UK, please.

we'll help

nah it came up "you've matched" instantly, so i think she must have swiped me before
feels good :)

*does a rape*

only girls with willies
that is to say no, girls do not

gonna bookmark this for if I ever get caught

What's the point of all this shit? A billion white men are jerking off to porn wasting their seed. The Jews know it's bad and many whites do to but they're too damn stupid to call a spade a spade. Whites have no racial pride and it's all you damn British fuckers fault. Damn you all to hell.

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Thoughts?

no we didn't?

hitler caused that by trying to holocaust them

extreme behavior is met with equally extreme behavior in the other direction, newton's third law

the female orgasm isn't natural, every time a woman orgasms more demons are unleashed onto the earth

never had a match on the 'der

bizarre

reminder smiling in photos is a meme invented by yanks

The Holocaust never happened you damn fool. Jews died of Typhus and allegedly because allied troops bombed supply trains.

on purpoze

When will King Arthur return?

i don't and fuck britain, up the RA.

please tell me this image is from the 90s

Now being a faggot is normal and acceptable. Now white women have all the power not white men. Now it's taboo to be a white male in a white country cause you British bastards. You stupid motherfuckers.

>Now it's taboo to be a white male in a white country
no it isn't, stop browsing Sup Forums and reddit and go outside

call me soft if you want but posting someone's pics on the ol' /brit/ without their consent doesn't sit well with me

said he'll be there by 7 o clock

woud love to have my balls smashed in by a fit black girl

anyone who says otherwise is a f*cking bender

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mate it's tinder
everyone knows they're ripe for a screenshot, she'll definitely be showing her friends your shit chat

i've had two very qt matches in the past two days
my front picture isn't even very attractive, it's me at a fancy dress party with some girl pointing a toy gun at the camera
just b urself

>Haslet
>From the arse of the country Lincolnshire
Disregarded. If you don't like Black Pudding you're not British edition

this

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

Why? Cause you have a fetish obviously. But that makes you only equal to a black man? Don't you think whites are the best? Don't think you're better and smarter and more worthy than a black man?

Lads, I'm starting to regret Brexit. Last year, 326,000 migrant immigrated to the UK: 246,000 were white Europeans. That shows that the government was replacing mudslime and commonwealth immigration with white people immigration. But Farage said he wanted to leave the EU so we could have closer ties to the commonwealth.

I think we've just made a big mistake.

yeah better and more worthy to fuck a black woman than they are

Might lose the 'ginity to a 'stitute

Fuck you.

Racking my brain to remember if I made any threats of any kind whatsoever to the USA in the past weeks and don't seem to recall that I have.

At least I can rest knowing that the Female Body Inspectors won't pick me up at the airport and interrogate me for being a suspected chauvinist, sexist communist pig again like last time.

For the record, the FBI does browse (and sometimes bait) Sup Forums. Including Sup Forums and Sup Forums. A lot of them are masterbaiters because they really have nothing else better to do with their political science degrees.

probably has something to do with me never using tinder iah

this desu
kevposting makes me a bit uncomfortable, imagine it'd probably really upset him to see it and hes a perfectly harmless bloke

You can send your stuff over via courier, there's loads of companies that do it cheap when you're going out of Asia, mostly due to the swarms of students.
Normally accomadation is arranged before you leave by your employer or you can hire a service to do it.

Want me to fucking deck you? No? Sit the fuck down and keep that yank mouth shut then pal, aye?

>Might lose the 'ginity to a 'stitute

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most redpilled hour of my life lads

wew

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GO OUTSIDE

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the FUCK is this qt?

Yeah I'm sure you have inside knowledge straight Central Intelligence of your third world shithole.

kevposting is one of the finest traditions we have lad behave

hahahaha this lad literally posts on /brit/

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IMAGINE wasting an hour of your life watching this shite

Why is that bed in the most retarded position in the centre of the room?

can't say for legal reasons

the arse is Norfolk
Lincolnshire's more like the lumbar

You shut your mouth British faggot. I'd wreck you you fucking bitch.

For maximum shagging positions you fucking virgin

had to buy tinder plus before I got some matches. must have swiped 500-1000 profiles and got literally nothing. on android as well and it was buggy as fuck

too many dudes in Sydney so the chances of gyals seeing your profile aren't that great if they only have a 20 minute swipe

doesn't help that I'm average looking either

My gf told me she masturbates sometimes in her office if no one is there, it's a small office and most of the time there's only a few girls working there.

>yanks

freedomainradio is a cult

>imblying I have the balls to actually message anyone

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what's your swiping technique?

Anglos are nigger loving Jew defenders.

put a fingertip on the screen and move it sideways

To be fair, China is a 2nd world in the process of transitioning to 1st world country, at least economically.

Can't say if it is going in that direction politically since the Maoist Three Worlds political concept is still very deeply entrenched in the minds of the average citizens here.

Prisoners in concentration camps (Dachau, Bergen-Belsen etc.) died of Typhus and starvation 'caused by limited supplies but those were primarily political prisoners, Jehova's Witnesses etc.

Absolutely fucking ludicrous to deny that Auschwitz and the Eastern Camps were extermination camps.

i was kidding, i'd never use tinder cause i'm ugly and would be too anxious to engage in casual hookups

you can do that with it pressed against the wall, hell you can do more because youve got the wall you can rest again or press people up against. Your enabling an entire axis of rotation.

you say that mao zedong was wrong ? omg you are getting arrested for that mate, hope that your spy is kind hearted

1st world in 50 years maybe. Per capita you guys ain't shit.

would sniff EVERY square millimetre of every hole on her body

rural china is 3rd world

Precisely, Brexit's main impact on immigration is almost certainly just going to be an increase in non-EU immigration.