ITT We pretend to be Americans

ITT We pretend to be Americans

I sure love my guns

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

I love Russian cock

BRB my children where shot at school again.

What's up guys I'm from America

Well, I will roll to McDonalds, have fun.

top gigle

Man did you catch that last episode of the Big Bang Theory? Best comedy show ever because they actually have nerds on it. Not like all those other dumb sitcoms. Watching the BBT is basically like reading a book.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

hey, what's up my fellow American?

(Claps)

Dimitri pidar blyat

I hate people getting free healthcare!

I much prefer dealing with the consequences of people who can't afford their anti - psychotic medication every night when I see them screaming at nothing on the street corners.

Life is swell like that

Nothing much just living in America :)

white mericans or black?

I can't, and won't empathize with a racist sociopath. The Khan family reacted to hateful rhetoric and schooled Donald on

what it means to be an American. Donald went full retard. You never go full retard. The media, his darling media, is

flaying him with salt over this.

MUH FREEDOMZ
MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*various eating noises*

inflated patriotism

GOB BLESS THESE BRAVE OFFICERS WHO ARE ANGELS NOW +1 #PRAY

who's pretending?

I´m a poor redneck with a shitty paycheck and bad health ´cos muh fast food. But freedom means government don´t give a shit about me, i want the rich getting richer and missiles for everybody. Ah and my personal freedom can bemeasured by the amount of guns that i hoard just in case the system colapses.

Here, have 15$ tip for making a great thread

>´cos muh fast food

I can tell you're not American because you didn't blame your problems on teh niggers

Too real

I like feminine penis.

I also vote Trump.

Soccer is for dirty wetbacks

But he works for Russia...

My country is the joke of the world. I'm also fat and stupid.

>get shot

I love paying for niggers to get food stamps when they spend any other income on stupid shit

Oh no! Let's have a big memorial service for this user, get our teary-eyed faces on TV while holding candles, and then forget that anything bad ever happened.

FREEDOM AIN'T NOT FREE! WHY ARE PEOPLE AFTER ME WHY ARENT THERE MORE LAWS THAT PEOPLE GAVE ME HELP

I just cured another 5 diseases. Maybe I should give every country financial support since they do so shitty compared to me.

I better send them troops too since they don't have real armies.

Don't forget to make t-shirts that everyone can buy to wear.

Also blame it on blacks and women.

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>Watching the BBT is basically like reading a book.
Mfw

Well of course we'll sell t-shirts. We're not going to pass up easy profits just because someone died.

Real American here. Y'all are FUCKED when Trump cancels NATO and starts charging tariffs on your nazi BMW's.

OH OH and we can sell the candles too 6 USD a piece.

I think I'll go get a job at the local fast food restaurant and work for less than a living wage.

MERICA!!!

How's he going to do that? Our corporate electorate has already chosen Clinton. Don't you know anything about how democracy works? Oh, let me guess. You "learned" about "politics" in a "University" from Professor Goebbels von Stalin.

>when Trump cancels NATO
U WOT M8?!
Full retard.

>I think I'll go get a job at the local fast food restaurant and work for less than a living wage.

I hope you have five bachelor's degrees because McDonald's is SUPER hard to get into. And forget about nights and weekends - you've got to be on 24/7 if you want to make it in the minimum-wage career track.

i tell ya whut eh heh heh

I am convinced Trump gives a shit about the US.

Sure is nice not being killed by Muslims today. I think I'll go for a nice walk, and maybe go shopping.

"I'm a chef at Wendy's"

I am a deeply religious Orthodox Capitalist.

Can we change the channel? this is boring.

Words do hurt and the world needs to be kind and beautiful

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We don't like that elitist book reading round here.
Prefer some old folksy wisdom spoon fed to us by rich assholes who continually jerk us off by calling us real america, so we actively vote against our best interest and blame our problems on the browns.

I just had 50 extra extra extra large pizzas and 30 gallons of cola, and im now ready for the main course.

MURICA!!!