I'm good at Call of Duty, Should I join the military?

I'm good at Call of Duty, Should I join the military?
This is not a joke. I've been playing Call of Duty since the 3rd one and I've always been good. I quickscope a bunch of times and do some neat trick shots on MW2. I was thinking of joining the military when I turn 19 and be a sniper. I've never shot a real gun in real life but I've played call of duty for years and I think I can be good at shooting, so thats why. I've been in many clans for trickshooting and been to a lot of clan wars and won. Is anyone also in the military with advice with this,??

Sounds good, do it man.

are you autistic?

R U!?!

I'm good at call of duty. My sides

>Is anyone also in the military with advice with this,??
Yeah, actually in the military we play a lot of CoD as a way to train tactics with our squads. Join, I'm sure you will be a great sniper

well memed, friend

Yeah go for it man. Best of luck

>whoa

>be good at math
>physically fit
>have the patience of a saint
>be ready to be discarded at a moment's notice

If you can do these, than go for it

Are you fucking retarded? As soon as you step foot on foreign soil your done for.I'm not saying you can't work to become one but call of duty ain't going to get you anywhere. Dumbest thing I've heard

As long as you ain't an autistic fatass, go on.

There's actually a reduced learning curve for real snipers after battlefield/call of duty sniping for fun your entire life.

I'm not int he military, but I don't have to be; US army found the correlation themselves.

Yeah do it mate, Sniping is easy, its just like cod. well apart from quickscoping, its hard. seen a guy fuck his because of it. If you're a master at cod, you'll be good at sniping. No math involved, just aim and shoot. Bullets dont get affected by wind, gravity or travel time. Its just like cod. Go for it man. you'll do great.

Well memed.
If not don't join.
I've operated with faggots like you and you always piss yourselves then cry.
Really brings down the team.
>and be a sniper
MY FUCKING SIDES!

I came here to laugh, not have my sides taken out from a quarter mile in high winds at a 23° negative gradient in low visibility with a side-piercing round of pure delusion.

>if bait: fucking glorious
>if serious: no-scope yourself with a brick, faggot

if this is bait: well played B/ro
if this is serious: you remind me of a faggot i operated with on my second our who actually pissed and shit himself.

Go back to your games and leave the fighting for the real men...seriously.

qft

I'm good at PAC-Man, should I become a Ghostbuster?

Yes.

I'm actually a recruiter for the marines. I can't tell you how few truly talented young men we're able to pull into the service. Most boys get sent to basic without ever having pulled off a single trickshot. The fact that you've already, at such a young age, been to a lot of clan wars AND won is just unbelievable. Forget 19. Contact your local recruiter right away. They'll want you with a sniper rifle in hand ASAP.

9/10

Marine general this is true.
We want you NOW!

Quality bait, I kek'd well.

Army fag here
Can confirm playing cod will help with you recruitment soldier. I been active for 5 years now.
In fact the military currently uses cod for basic training now a days.

any sauce on this puppet bby?

kek'd

>good at math
following simple orders like run againts the open fire! sure requires a lot of brainpower pal

You know if you join the .mil you to outside right???

I'm good at Mortal Kombat, Should I enter UFC?
This is not a joke. I've been playing Mortal Kombat since the 3rd one and I've always been good. I juggle combo a bunch of times and do some neat fatalities with Scorpion. I was thinking of entering a UFC match when I turn 19 and be a mixed martial artist. I've never fought someone in real life but I've played Mortal Kombat for years and I think I can be good at fighting, so thats why. I've been in many tournaments for Mortal Kombat and been to a lot of arcades and won. Is anyone also in the UFC with advice with this,??

I'm really good at Dr. Mario, should I go to medical school and become a physician?

...

I'm the Ice Man Chuck Liddell and you definitely should.
I played lots of Mortal Kombat to train up for fights before.
Combos are important.

> be me, Tank Driver
>2020, War looms
> Battle of the grand canyon
> by a cliff, driving tank
> LARGE ENEMY PARATROOPER ATTACK! According to our Counter UAV
> my men exchange glances, we know what we must do
>1 MAN ON TOP WITH A ANTI-TANK RIFLE AND CANNON IS LOADED
>floor tank to cliff and get a 360 going
>mid-air spinning
> 1 360 and anti tank man and I fire killing 6 gorrilion enemies as our excited yell of "GET NOSCOPED!" Go all over the canyon
>tank reaches the bottom and explodes
>no survivors

I hope that you try camping IRL and get 720 no scoped. Cunts like you polluting the military make cunts like me want to get out.

that's a compliment because snipers are trained to soil themselves instead of leaving their camp.

yes, make sure you tell your recruiter you want to be a sniper. And don't forget to mention your k/d

actually studies show that people who are good a war and first shooter type video games are Typically better in the military than others. Im not saying all but studies and stats have shown that kids who are good at first person shooter games are better in the military. als people who are good at video games make better pilots and are even better at things like flying drones too. it does trans late and also the games do also desensitize people to shooting people. it makes it easier to do. this is all backed by studies and stats and facts.

But are you good at ARMA? Aka: Call of Duty without the fast paced shooting, explosions, hordes of enemy soldiers, quick time events, perks, bullet sponge avatar, etc.

bad b8 m8 :/

Kek