Post a tool you use to do your job and we guess your occupation

Post a tool you use to do your job and we guess your occupation.

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Faggot

Live engineer, no studio with midas. If u rlly use one of those beauties u gotta work for sum1 big too.

op's a Sound engineer

Guess away faegots

Garbage truck driver

D J

I'm a monitor engineer and A1. I've actually done two installs for ADR/Foley studios that used Midas Pro 3. They wanted the ability to do live effects that most DAWs really struggle with.
Not sure, don't know what that's pumping.

NEET.

Here's a tough one.

never seen one with that many switches

looks like a barn inside a farm judging from that scenery
prob a farm worker, didnt even need to figure out what that pressure washer/nigger sucker machine is

youre a faggot with no friends

youre a food stamp and welfare queen

Is that an air compressor?

youre a cuck with google image search

Close. I'm a faggot with faggot friends.

Still didn't guess my occupation you dumb fuck

your occupation is being a faggot with no friends

You're one of those incompetent faggots who dreams of making a million dollars developing shitty Android apps for technologically illiterate retards.

that's a pump for wine

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Bougie barn on a vinyaaaad, user is pumping water for grepes to make some sexy ass wine.

vineyard worker

You develop shitty android apps with java, zel

Check the bottom line in screenshot

Poor guy just posted his personal details to Sup Forums

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farmer

Microsoft software designer

you work for (insert government agency here)

Hi again zel, you fucking retard

Close..

Sparky?

please stop, im sorry ill delete my post

actually first image that pops up in google image search for android studio

You hate on those "shitty android apps", but you wouldn't pass up that salary

Oh, shit. I nailed that one. What has he made? A flappy bird clone?

Too late buddy

Nope. Groundskeeper.

Night shifts are killing me.

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ur a terrorist

Millenials need not even try.

Oh no you have anons name his life is ruined

Shirty warehouse job?

>A faggot with no friends
He probably has some friends even loser programmers have-
Oh.

Not yet

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A John Deere Gator

official Sup Forums circumcisionist

Seller of tools?

Pretty easy, huh?

I'll have you know that's a regulation safety knife! Only once has the top ripped off on me and sprung the blade out.

millenial here, looks like some kind of antennae? maybe youre in the telecom business or something

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What kind of pizzas would you like delivered sir ?

a mexican

My hands get sore when the all the state orders come in.

You yanks wouldn't know.
You use pliers. Only chicks use pliers

Infinum sounds like a faggy company breh

That's correct.

Silk screener shirt fella

we call these end nippers!

Lol nope but its nice to see hard working mexicans

blessed thread

winrar we are screen genies!

You're close but no it's not an antennae.

This was something before your time son.

Holy fuck learn how to fucking github. The fork button is neither a download button nor is it an upvote.

You dumb shit.

Well dem quads

Iron worker

Easy one.

Pulling a pic from the web doesn't make you an expert in anything except faggotry. Do you even know how to mic-minus or run a chase-sequence?

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Guess without reverse image searching.
Also, already put in my two weeks, fuck this job. My next job will involve a key board, mouse, and monitor and pay twice as well.

Landscape architect.

communications

We call them nips

we call em gooks!

Good luck

So you like playing with the dicks of baby boys? Oh vey!

Pic related

Might be tough

That's what we call Japanese people here.

It's the first result on Google, dumbass.

Cable guy

No attempts?

DCI sound engineer

pretty much.

round two.

Lel, dentist?

Stereo lithography?

A mexican

Just some days

:)

What weird backwords object do you call a gook then?

You're a sprinkler jokey probably a Mexican at that.
I still only got one on this.

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you work on old monitors. those are coil/trim-pot adjustment tools. not sure the exact profession, there are a few places where those are used.

A real hero?

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Yessir
CATV tech/Lineman for Spectrum.
They've cut pay across the board, I'm making 2-3 hundred less each week than last year.
I worked for years as a tech, less than 2% rework rate, and they're fucking us over, sending newbie techs into the field with little to no training,and paying the senior tech peanuts. Spectrum is going to run their company into the fucking ground.

Fuck 'em. Only reason I'm showing up for my last two weeks is out of respect for my coworkers.

I don't even have a clue what that means... So no.