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a chuja ssiesz?

Are you vatneek?

Can I immigrate to Russia?

Where are you from? What's the capital of the UK?

Do you like Putin?

>vatneek
Worst forced meme of the century tbqh

why did you made america great again?

No

No

No

you didn't answer my question suka

t. Red Cross

>Worst forced meme of the century tbqh
no, mate, it's of finest quality actualy. great drawing and funny content. it's just hard to understand to non-russian speaker.

Who was in your opinion the greatest regent to ever rule Russia?

Now it is real social group

Do you know, that Man'zev will make Russia great finally after 5.11.2017?

Do you suck dicks?

Where is surname Tiourina(Tyurin) from?

Maltsev? Lol

Thoughts on Chechenya/Dagestan?

Can you complete it?

P_tin h_ilo

t. vatneek

Useless piece of shit

Easy. You can even become local star, if you would play according to our propaganda.

>Regent
Fuck monarchy and shit.
Res publica.

Bomb that shit into dust.

Thoughts on Tesak?

Clown

>You can even become local star, if you would play according to our propaganda.
What did he mean by this?

Tselui pipisku
Nothing more.

>a jew LARPing nadsee

хyи coceшь?

Petin Hiilo famous finnish astronaut

I think he meant porn star. Some Russian studios hire Brazilian men to fuck Russian girls.

He means that if you hate the use and eu you pass as a local

Do you suck cocks? Do you do a barrel roll?

I mean, if you would go smart, like:
- sending letters to our news agencies about your hard life in Brazil and how do you love mother Russia;
- asking authorities about acceptance into patriotic societies;
- giving interviews about Great Tzar Putin;
- etc;
you would have a relatively easy life and migration process.

do you like Yuriy Norshteyn? is he popular in russia?

have you ever tried boyarka?

Greatest ally

Potin hilo latino

top kek, Even if you're black/muzzie?

I thought russkie's were cool with the US anyway.

Yor mom does

how do you fend off gopnik raid?

Our greatest ally, haters gonna hate.

How much money do I need to live decently per month?
Apparently BRL is more worth than RUB

>black/muzzie
Black would be a litle bit exotic, but not very irregular.
We have more muslims, than Europe too.
So, as long as they are foreigners and praise Pooteen and Яussia, they would be great.

Are you bald?

>to live decently
What do you wanna eat?
Where do you wanna live?
What are your hobbies?

>boyarka

But brazilian sissy boys fear our winters. It gives them a hang weiner. Only a true slav can shove it while it's less than -10° outside.

No, moreover my hairline is perfect

>How much money do I need to live decently per month?
30-40 thousand rubles

Why are you so evil?

What is your favorite musical instrument?

Cocktaphone.

My leather flute.

Which part of Russia is the comfiest?

you have to come back

Proofaline

Guitar
youtu.be/n8ukBgJX2tw

>What is your favorite musical instrument?
AK47

Like this?
youtu.be/yh6vWzYLhUw

Oh ok. What about

>I thought russkie's were cool with the US anyway.

hey do you have mongoloid friends

Water faucet
youtube.com/watch?v=MIgMeyW4TEM

Is Putin really that popular? Is he a dictator? Do you governement works "well", meaning are judicial procedures to get papers/make a trial etc easy to do?
Do you think corruption is high in russia?
Are people educated?
Would you recommend living somewhere in your country?
Are russian assholes to foreigners? I've heard this and the opposite.
Are your proud to be part of a nation that had such a great historical, scientifical and artistic impact through time?

If you actually takes time to answer all this, thank you very much.

No. Do you want be mine?

It depends.
Mostly people are indifferent or kind of friendly, but there are enough loud imbeciles.

bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35988175

> Is Putin really that popular?
~90% likes him
> Is he a dictator?
No, avg russian considers him as a"Good guy, that makes Russia stronk"
> Do you governement works "well"
Nope, Nigeria tier
> Do you think corruption is high in russia?
As fuck
> Are people educated?
"They are", but ~90% thinks that ww2 has begun at the 41st
> Would you recommend living somewhere in your country?
No, but if you want to live in it, live in Moscow
> Are russian assholes to foreigners?
Literally not but they don't like them
> Are your proud to be part of a nation that had such a great historical, scientifical and artistic impact through time?
Nation of slaves(lol).

>Is Putin really that popular?
Yes he is. Thanks to government-controlled media.

All mainstream TV channels are state-owned or state-controlled.

>Is he a dictator?
I`d call him an authoritarion leader. The dictator doesn`t suit.

>Are people educated?
About 30 percent of population have a Bachelor`s degree or higher.

>Are your proud to be part of a nation that had such a great historical, scientifical and artistic impact through time?

As for me the answer is no I `m not. The reason is low living standard and not providing basic human and civil rights. You`re a subject not a citizen to your gov. The vast majority is extremely proud/

>Do you think corruption is high in russia?
Yep. The government are unable to deal with it.
In a series of cases they deliberately cover up the corruption.

>Is Putin really that popular?
I don't think so.

Why do your girls pout so much

>Is Putin really that popular?
maybe

>No, but if you want to live in it, live in Moscow

Mmmaximum bydlo tier.

why do you have to be the cause of my shithole of a country?

>why do you have to be the cause of my shithole of a country?
Totalitarian hell. Nothing personal propaganda boy.

do you suck dicks?

Oh, I've forgotten about Chechnya. Sory, Magomed.
( I live in the muhosranks 700k population. I know what I'm talking about)

Proxyfag detected

Because they are anime

They are dumb.

Japan and Jews are the cause of your beautiful country.

You forget about the only 'European' city.

I am russian from Kazakhstan, currently working in Novosibirsk.

>Is Putin really that popular?
Among older people? Yes.
Among youngsters? Not really.

>Is he a dictator?
Hard question.
To say more preciesly, he is not exactly a dictator, but mostly a head of clan (cooperative Ozero).
Yes, he can decide something on his own, but without his friends he wouldn't be that great political hero and shit.

>Do you governement works "well", meaning are judicial procedures to get papers/make a trial etc easy to do?
Compared to West? Not really good.
Compared to other ex-soviet countries? More, than good.

>Do you think corruption is high in russia?
Compared to West? Yes.
Compared to other ex-soviet countries? Nope.

>Are people educated?
Yes.
But it's not stopping them from being a cultureless bydlo and retards.

>Would you recommend living somewhere in your country?
Moscow, Sankt-Pidorsburg - it's probably the only Europe-tier cities in Russia.
But there are many big cities.
And living here for western people can be not so fine, but far more enjoyable, than outside of "white people's world".

>Are russian assholes to foreigners? I've heard this and the opposite.
It depends.
Mostly people are indifferent or kind of friendly, but there are enough loud imbeciles.

>Are your proud to be part of a nation that had such a great historical, scientifical and artistic impact through time?
I don't give a fuck and I'm also germanboo.

tl:dr
Russia is North Nigeria, if you compare it to West.
But it's actually a very decent country, if you compare it to other world.

How the hell you can get NK proxy?

Kazan'?

Dagestan

It's much more possible than using Sup Forums in Korea, lol
They don't have internet

I wanna live in Omsk.

Can you fight ?

no

>They don't have internet
+15 eurocents, libshit
go back to sosach

tatar is it you?

Erm..
What does it mean? We have nukes... a lot of nukes...

Are you obese or skinny ?

Yes, come rite now i shag ya innit

>russian from KZ
>tatar

Commiefag's ass is burning, lel
Go to North Korean paradise, svinosobaka

I am looser

we had a tatar from KZ who wanted to move to Russia

>Among youngsters? Not really.
youtube.com/watch?v=rnsimQHGWYg

I want to get russian citizenship, but I'm also lazy ass and have no time, since I'm a wage slave.

>implying he is really patriotic and ahit and not sings it for profit