Just made a dollar

Just made a dollar
What did YOU do today

Did you suck Timmy's dick for that dollar OP?

fixed my old ps2 controller.

I wish
After eating that I was sick for hours

Got DUBS.

wish me luck

Is that a burnt hot pocket?

Watched all of the Back to the Future movies with my girlfriend, she's never seen them so we spent the day marathoning them.

Made 55 in tips

How do you fuck up a hot pocket?

Amateurs

Worked on my hill dying of heat exhaustion

Thats a peaches n cream pie from mcdonalds
We left in the oven for too long and I had the urge to eat one

Bricked my Galaxy Note 5

can't remember

jerk off then cry

I was pretty fucking upset

Got a bj

Kek

OP youre in the back of a pizza hut arin't you

Got sick

Wrong, mcdonalds

>never seen back to the future
What a skank

I have a faggot a dollar

this is why you don't date 12 year olds

I got in from work at 8 am. Ate out and fucked my gf. Then ate breakfast. Drank two beers. Went to bed at 12 pm woke up at 730p ate got dressed for work and now I'm here

i went to sleep after a night of browsing Sup Forums.
woke up around 3. ate ramen. got back on Sup Forums.
end of the night came and i got to go in the main room of the house to play stepdads playstation.
got back on Sup Forums. and here i am.
this is daily the past six months and im 23 btw

Fixed the shower valve, dug out the pipe for my rain gutters and fixed it, and then painted the front porch rail.
Got tomorrow off so going to put in a new front storm door and shim up the main door. Wife worked today to have tomorrow off. Said something about shaving the whisker biscuit and having some sexy time.


Welcome to married life.

Actually bought a pair of sunglasses from the dollar store tiday

>shaving the whisker biscuit
fucking kek

bump

At least you have that new door to look forward to.

that whole thing was you implying you have shit to do tomorrow, then you ending with now im here, implying you went through the next day.

It's pretty fucking nice. With the discount coupon from Lowe's, it was under 300. So I was like, gotta jump on that shit now. Plus it also comes with a FREE full length screen. So yeah, made out like a fucking boss today.

And the gasket for my shower valve was like $4. Straight baller.

Went with gf to play Pokemon Go. Saw a bunch of desperate neckbeards and a few hot nerd chicks. Should of got some pics.