What the fuck is this ?

What the fuck is this ?

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A colony where the frogs play with space rockets

there there be dragons

It's an underdeveloped shitcolony we use to launch rockets. White people can get high paying jobs there, natives can go fuck themselves and live in slums. There's no infrastructure, no roads, no hope.

source: I have family working over there for a limited time

Our rightful clay.

Afaik natives situation is better today than it was decades ago.

fuck off

Take it

>implying there's such thing as "chimpanzilians' rightful clay"

Why would you want that? It's just some worthless jungle and you already have plenty of it.

will France build their space elevator there?

rocket parking lot

blada.com/data/File/2013pdf/delinquance042013.pdf

This study on delinquency by a CNRS scientist is rather striking. More home intrusion, theft and violence than any other french territory.

Maybe it was shittier twenty years ago but it's still shit now.

How much did it blow you mind when you learned that Guyane is as big as the whole south-western quarter of France ?

Suriname is bigger actually. But, I'm not really surprised by the size of French Guyana

We took it once and simply gave it back kek

Wtf New Caledonia is that big???

Equatorial humid swamp, used as a penitenciary, now used as a scientific outpost

What the fuck is this?

"No".

equatorial climate
now post Caracas, Bangkok and some nigerian city

European spaceport, courtesy of France.
Also training grounds for foreign legion apparently.

I love Cayanne pepper

"Yes"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana
Conquering a land once and giving it back doesn't make it yours. Plus the people living there surely don't want to be part of Brasil.

Goddamn. I thought New Caledonia was a tiny island, and that Guadeloupe and Martinique were much bigger.

BIG
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british guiana is better

I'm not even ths guy , but he didn't said it was "ours", just that we took it and gave it back freely and this exactly what happened.
>Plus the people living there surely don't want to be part of Brasil
If it was in Brazil's interest, their opinion wouldn't matter, but it isn't in our interest. You can have it for the time being :^)

that's nothing our overseas territories are something like 7 times the size of the UK

some of them are really far away and essentially uninhabited though

the westernmost border of the EU

british... what ?

All guyanas are terrible.

oh, how cute. look at who comes here to say they have so-called bigger oversea territories. you guys smell jealousy.

UK oversea is totally irrelevant.

the island of GB is a tiny and powerless island.

Isn't it Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon ?

It's French Goyana

It's where the French will be sent to after France is given back to it's rightful owners, the schwartze chaiyes.

they are much bigger than the UK is what I said
why are frogs always so salty, it's not good for your health mate

Is british guyana bigger than UK too? I know UK is small country

>frogs
do i have a fucking french flag ?

br*t*sh guyana is a non-thing. doesn't exist.

Guyana francesa perro

i smell a frog

they call it Guyana now and it's not british anymore

Why are you bullying Britain?
Stop bullying France.

i'm belgian

There's no such thing as a "Belgian".

This is the best colony desu. I like how the border was drawn

New Caledonia is best overseas territory youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE

Niggers

Wtf is this shit. Since when do we have American rednecks in France.

>Cowboys
>Rednecks
You don't know what is a redneck, do you?

Shhhhh... We don't talk about that.

It didn't

That's awesome

This coming from a literal non-country.

u mad ?

I'm Transylvanian

>overseas territories are something like 7 times the size of the UK
No true. The Falkland Islands are the biggest overseas territory of the UK, and it is much smaller than French Guinana, and all the other little islands don't make up for the rest.

Based Vlad.

>7 times
Antarctic Territory doesn't count m8

That British guy is kinda retarded, but so are you to a much higher degree m8. Stop contributing to the bad image we already have here.

So, you lost it?
Hard time for Empire

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>tfw beautiful New Caledonia will become independent soon
feels bad man

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>shitskin no go zone
The future of France

You mean Australia and Canada?

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>Clipperton

France will defend this.

Don't bully, it could swallow you whole

You're French rightful clay

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